Saba, Zraygo, Nick, Mystery, OSU, Addi, enter a bar....
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continue this story adding people and specific events that are going on in the bar while your there.....
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They sit down.
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
👏👏👏👏They sit down.
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They each order a glass of water.
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nick discusses his great new idea for a game calked globak supremacy
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Vish raises a pint
as the doors swing open
to say hello as JO walks in
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Nick finally gives Saba 4k hench,Saba in disbelief dies of a heart attack.
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☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Then Addi turns to Nick and tells him "you better suck Ds Nutz....!"Nick finally gives Saba 4k hench,Saba in disbelief dies of a heart attack.
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Addi and nick turn to Mystery who quietly walks unaware of the situation and then
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As SABA and Nick belly up to the bar & Zraygo see's a man about a horse, mystery stands just out view with back against the jukebox feeling the pulsing of the base push waves of tingling goodness through her pelvic regions and smiling as she sheepishly watches OSU & ADDI casually grope each other on the dance floor in between deep, tongue filled, longing kisses.
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Addi & OSU become besties
Mystery and Zraygo hook up
Saba plays footsie with Nick all night
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Edd Shot wanders in. The room goes silent as he says in a gruff voice, "I'm lookin fer a man. A man that goes by the name Johnson. He's the man that shot my paw!" as he hold up his bandaged right hand.
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★SHOTTΛ★ wrote:
😂😂😂👏🏻☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Then Addi turns to Nick and tells him "you better suck Ds Nutz....!"Nick finally gives Saba 4k hench,Saba in disbelief dies of a heart attack.
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☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Ds Nutz!! 😂😂👌👍★SHOTTΛ★ wrote:
😂😂😂👏🏻☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Then Addi turns to Nick and tells him "you better suck Ds Nutz....!"Nick finally gives Saba 4k hench,Saba in disbelief dies of a heart attack.
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CrazyRed then enters the bar pantless and wearing cheetah themed speedos. He makes his way towards the dancefloor as the ladies scream for him with excitement. Ms. Daisy, upon seeing this, asks CrazyRed if he can be his dance partner
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I start strutting my signature move, it looks like a window washer but on the celling. Maverick comes in he's imeaditly escorted to the vip section of the bar on the second floor.
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I just wait outside and wait for my Uncle Nick to finish his business as I'm not allowed in bars.
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OSU and addi have found refuge from all the prying eyes in a back closet off the main kitchen. While Nick is officaly 3 sheets to the wind with his head on the bar, he can be barely heard muttering YO 7, up on the 6 & 8, nickel field bet, $10 C&E and press that 9.
Meanwhile zyrago has taken 3 additional trips to the men's room in the past 45 min. SABA is nowhere to be found and Mystery is now facing the jukebox grinding and gyrating on it as it belts out In A Gadda Da Vida.
As zyrago exits the restroom again, mystery reaches out and gives him a package check and a snack on the ass. Zraygo is too fixated on his conversation with Duair to even notice the package check which is probably the same way mystery felt as to say he was lacking would be a gross understatement. -
While mystery contemplates the various possibilities for his short comings, she is intrigued by the conversation between duair and Zryago. Seems that duair recently picked up an amplifier and was thrilled because it goes to 11, along him that extra boost when needed.
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Then the wind picks up outside has the doors and windows start rattling osu shouts shit there is a tornado coming this way has then the doors flew open and the Taz enters the bar orders 6 pints of crystal lager takes a look round and drinks his beers at the bar 🍻👍🏻
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〓TAZ〓 wrote:
After downing his drinks, tax takes out a short, stubby pencil nub, (not to be confused with his Johnson) and scratches some hash marks down on some scratch paper. I'll have to mark those down later he says as he thinks to himself, keeping track of this would be so much easier with a computer and printer.Then the wind picks up outside has the doors and windows start rattling osu shouts shit there is a tornado coming this way has then the doors flew open and the Taz enters the bar orders 6 pints of crystal lager takes a look round and drinks his beers at the bar 🍻👍🏻
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Innocent Saba wrote:
Lol to true 😂😂〓TAZ〓 wrote:
After downing his drinks, tax takes out a short, stubby pencil nub, (not to be confused with his Johnson) and scratches some hash marks down on some scratch paper. I'll have to mark those down later he says as he thinks to himself, keeping track of this would be so much easier with a computer and printer.Then the wind picks up outside has the doors and windows start rattling osu shouts shit there is a tornado coming this way has then the doors flew open and the Taz enters the bar orders 6 pints of crystal lager takes a look round and drinks his beers at the bar 🍻👍🏻
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Suddenly you hear motorcycles pull up outside and then in walk 6 heavily tattooed bikers. They all wear the BAIC jackets that distinguish who they are. They sit as a group in the corner where no one can sneak up behind.
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A bar fight breaks out.
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Nobody notices Chucky in the back of the bar Ipad in hand while he caps the shit out of everyone on the new island he is taking over...
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Upon watching this crazy bar scene from across the street Scarzy finally pushed his stool away from the cow he was just milking. He locks eyes with Getch, who at the moment is indulging in some fresh pie. In a heated moment of jealousy Scarzy challenges Getch to a FAIR game of tractor flinch. That's right the same game played in footloose....
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Haha this is funny.🍊🍻
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▂รเภคкเll▂ wrote:
Whooo whoo WHOOOO! When you start talking about pushing stools in and out, seeker best be somewhere in that mix.Upon watching this crazy bar scene from across the street Scarzy finally pushed his stool (💩?) away from the "cow" he was just milking. He locks eyes with Getch, who at the moment is indulging in some fresh pie. In a heated moment of jealousy Scarzy challenges Getch to a FAIR game of tractor flinch. That's right the same game played in footloose....
What kinda bar is this anyway?Not that there's anything wrong with that of course.
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....the sight of Scarzy's stool being pushed around puts Saba in panic mode. He quickly whips out a picture of his new shoes that his "foot" is tightly wrapped in. The sight of said picture distracts Scarzy just long enough to lose control of his tractor. It's now rocketing at a whopping 14mph toward a Chewie garden. Getch, not phased by yet another picture of Saba's "foot" rides into the sunset with a handful of warm pie and a smile upon his face....
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As soon as Scarzzy crashes into a chewie garden, he limps out of the tractor wreck only to see Le Sarge standing over him holding a shotgun and a chewie carcass. Le Sarge then places an empty beer bottle on top of Scarzzy's head. Taking 25 steps away from Scarzzy's position he aims his shotgun at the beer bottle and says: "You better hope I don't miss"
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Addi runs to the disc jockey and hurriedly requests "it's raining men" the 6 BAIC bikers start singing out loud in unison, CAPO joins in with their rendition of a line dance. One of the tires from the tractors is rolling towards the parking lot, Saba seeks out an opputinity after getting nick drunk to change once again the dynamics of the game to avenge the smaller players. Mystery is dipping her pins in the fondau fountain while sexually tounging the chocolate from her hands.
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