Saba, Zraygo, Nick, Mystery, OSU, Addi, enter a bar....
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★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ wrote:
Addi runs to the disc jockey and hurriedly requests "it's raining men" the 6 BAIC bikers start singing out loud in unison, CAPO joins in with their rendition of a line dance. One of the tires from the tractors is rolling towards the parking lot, Saba seeks out an opputinity after getting nick drunk to change once again the dynamics of the game to avenge the smaller players. Mystery is dipping her pins in the fondau fountain while sexually tounging the chocolate from her hands.
Best one so far!
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Meanwhile, back in the bar nick regains his composure and decides to play a "little prank" on the TW players. He compulsively shuts down TW and waits for a reaction. Moments later howls and groans can be heard uttering from the back of the bar where chucky, who has been quietly capping people, throws a fit beating his chest and jumping up and down wildly like an ape while screaming (and whining) "TW is NOT working!!" The other players in confusion whip out their personal electronic devices (some others whip out other things too) and check their TW app. To their utter dismay TW has stopped working as chucky had described earlier. The color from saba's face slowly drained as he now noticed that the whole purpose of his life has magically vanished from thin air. Nick is losing it in the corner as he sees all the players react. Mayhem notices nick and creeps over to him grabbing him by the neck of his shirt and lifting him up politely demanding him to restore TW. Nick, scared shitless, obeys and does what he says
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Mr71vwbus shows up to guest dj, cracka brings uneaten wings from bdubs for all, maverick is still sitting upstairs using other people to help him move around the bar, Tally starts using the brass pole in the center of the dance floor, ultra joins in and shows off her new tattoo that says Valhalla or Death, Turf Warrior is 😢 in his 🍺 while touching the RIP Big Hank plaque. Evil empire is 🚬"Salems", Vaden2.0 is rumored to bringing a posse of 4000 with him, and Viper is trying to figure out who just carbombed him.
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Micky Dunn is approaching everyone and asking for there code, smoke dogg knocks at the door, iamcanidian just ordered chili cheese fries or poultine depending where you're from, Beauty comes in and sees Nick talking to another female turfer, obscenesalute well you can guess what this guy is doing, midnite🎱 is wondering how after all these years he finally remembered his password.
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YOU wrote:
✯ᐪᑋᵋᎪᏒᏟᎻᎪƝᎶᏋᏝ✯ wrote:
Stop giving nick ideas for April Fools Day!Meanwhile, back in the bar nick regains his composure and decides to play a "little prank" on the TW players. He compulsively shuts down TW and waits for a reaction.
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Bump!
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Missa Queen is dancing with her hubby Butcha on the dancefloor when all of a sudden a group of Stars members interrupt their dance by strutting their moves on Missa Queen. Missa Queen then yells at them calling them assholes and for ruining her precious night with her beloved Butcha. A few of the Stars members, led by CrazyRed then perform CrazyRed's patented windowasher move on her. Maverick is moved to the dancefloor to join in on the festivities. Butcha then looks on helplessly not wanting to confront the Stars gang. 😔
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Suddenly a shot rings out and someone yells "I've been hit". Another person yells snipers!!
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Several noobs stop by wondering how to do things and where all their money went. The police show up for protection. Latortuga discovers the sniper in the lookout tower and draws his brass nuckles holds them high in the air and starts chanting some Irish drinking song in the voice of Morgan freeman. Bellaitaliania is offering free backrubs to all that do a belly shot from her. OU812 is watching old Clint Eastwood movies on his idevice. \/ finds mama tec🐱 and wants to know how his member measures up to Everyone Else's. Someone wearing hoods races in punches 1 guy 9 times and goes unnoticed.
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As Nick sneaks out after being accosted by Mayhem and then verbally lashed at by Beauty, he notices someone taking off a balaclava. To his utter shock and dismay it's Da Prodigy! He can be heard mumbling something about "nobody listens to my ADD PROD messages". Suddenly a pair of brass knuckles fall out of the sky striking Nick in the head. La Tortuga lands on his feet beside him. Then the would be sniper falls to the ground...is that....
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The sniper is speaking in some weird tongue, looks like a five year old girl. No one understands a fucking word until she ends her sentence with "kk". Yes it's true Das is a five year old girl
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Das then aims her rifle at ZRAYGO and starts yellling for candy, Johnson Mob is seen walking around in a shirt that reads: "Haters gonna hate", Saba wakes up only to find himself laying on a pool table and disappointed with the fact that there is an empty beer mug besides him, Bass Master walks in with a fishing rod expecting to compete in a fishing contest somewhere, and all of a sudden the lights go off and a voice resembling Cracka's is heard saying "oops"
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Then suddenly, the turf taker formerly known as BumpyKnucklz, is thrown out by some hooligans for what was deemed to be lewd behavior when all he was really doing was bumping his knucklz under the table.
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Lordgarrett99 threatens to save all from the biggens, he runs over to vwbus demands he turn off the music and hand him the mic, BIAC (#1 😉) breaks formation from singing it's raining men to observe this chaos, CAPO goes unskathed and continues line dancing, primo loco just locked himself in the bathroom again...., the chef makes an appearance and demands everyone try his new menu on the Vegas strip.
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★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ wrote:
No need to figure it out, fuckin JO again..... Massie bastageMr71vwbus shows up to guest dj, cracka brings uneaten wings from bdubs for all, maverick is still sitting upstairs using other people to help him move around the bar, Tally starts using the brass pole in the center of the dance floor, ultra joins in and shows off her new tattoo that says Valhalla or Death, Turf Warrior is 😢 in his 🍺 while touching the RIP Big Hank plaque. Evil empire is 🚬"Salems", Vaden2.0 is rumored to bringing a posse of 4000 with him, and Viper is trying to figure out who just carbombed him.
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A mysterious stranger walks in to the bar, and collapses, badly sunburned, body crusted with salt and sand. With a dying breath, he whispers, "I did it...all...for...Bella".
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🦵Sensual👅Saba 🦵 wrote:
As SABA and Nick belly up to the bar & Zraygo see's a man about a horse, mystery stands just out view with back against the jukebox feeling the pulsing of the base push waves of tingling goodness through her pelvic regions and smiling as she sheepishly watches OSU & ADDI casually grope each other on the dance floor in between deep, tongue filled, longing kisses.
I hear OSU is heading back to the bar to celebrate a bithday milestone 🍻.
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Nоah wrote:
Now I go to bars every weekendI just wait outside and wait for my Uncle Nick to finish his business as I'm not allowed in bars.
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