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I'll start us off... If a woman who preys on younger men is a Cougar, Would a man who preys on younger women be a Tyga?
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If a tree makes a sound in the middle of a forest but no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy its album?
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ɴᴇͣxͩxͩ wrote:
if a fat girl falls in the forest, do the trees laugh?If a tree makes a sound in the middle of a forest but no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy its album?
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What do you call cheese that don't belong to you?
NACHO CHEESE
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Knock,knock
(Who's there?)
Nicole
(Nicole who?)
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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
-because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
-who's there?
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ⱥƿƿƖع ʝʊɪʗع wrote:
Anti jokes... The epittemy of humor 😂👏Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
-because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
-who's there?
Not Sarah... -
Where did Susan go during the bombing?
Everywhere. -
Johnny Mac wrote:
(;ⱥƿƿƖع ʝʊɪʗع wrote:
Anti jokes... The epittemy of humor 😂👏Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
-because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
-who's there?
Not Sarah... -
ɴᴇͣxͩxͩ wrote:
I actually did a point and wink at this one and went "aaaaaah".Where did Susan go during the bombing?
Everywhere. -
How do you tell a Male Chromosome from a female Chromosome? You pull down its genes!
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus!
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ɴᴇͣxͩxͩ wrote:
lawlWhere did Susan go during the bombing?
Everywhere. -
devildriver wrote:
😐😐😐😂😂😂ɴᴇͣxͩxͩ wrote:
lawlWhere did Susan go during the bombing?
Everywhere. -
I submitted 10 puns to a contest to see if one would win but no pun intended.
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I like to have water fights with the local kids furing summer, they wont play anymore because they say i always win... Nobody is a match for me and my kettle.
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Ironic as it is, fat girls are normally the easiest to pick up.
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If watermelons are full of water, im glad ive never eaten a kumquat.
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Life must be so much simpler for dwarfs.. They understand everyone
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I used to be a nudist, been there, done that, took off the t-shirt.
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I must be good, women scream even before i fuck them.
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For europeans-
Todays 5 a side football news-
Madeline milan lost to portugal
Inter girls u21's destroyed by crystal phallus
Inter mesister and inter bred collide in city derby later today. -
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman replies, "OK, I'm a prostitute."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Honey, I've raised more cocks than Jim Perdue."
🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
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How do you sink a Polish battleship? Put it in water.
So a blonde slut told her friend she slept with 2 Barazilian men the night before, her friend said "Oh my God, how many is a Brazilian?"
Why did the blonde do it with a Mexican?
She was told to do an essay. -
a new law is being passed that will play porn on all gas pumps. so when you pay 10 dollars a gallon, you can see you're not the only one getting fucked
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Man walks up to 3 nuns and flashes them. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, and the third nun doesn’t even touch him.
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Johnny Mac wrote:
A man that preys on younger women is called a chester molester.I'll start us off... If a woman who preys on younger men is a Cougar, Would a man who preys on younger women be a Tyga?
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CͣAͩNͩINE wrote:
Great stuff! You won the internet today my friend.I like to have water fights with the local kids furing summer, they wont play anymore because they say i always win... Nobody is a match for me and my kettle.
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What was France's most effective invention against German tanks?
Speed bumps.
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I can always make my wife scream twice during sex.
First, I put it in her butt...
Then, I wipe my dick off on the drapes.
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What is the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your d but you can jam it up her a
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