The Exploits of Cleveland Slim Down Under
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I love a happy ending.
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if cs wasn't a good writer nobody would give a 💩 about this
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Shhh scarlet at least he does stuff jog on fag boy
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On this day, in 1909, the notorious and beloved Apache leader Geronimo, also known as Goyaałé, died. Though outnumbered, Geronimo fought against both Mexican and United States troops and became famous for his daring exploits and numerous escapes from capture from 1858 to 1886. Perhaps it is fitting, that on this day 105 years after the death of Geronimo, Cleveland Slim has left this earthly existence for the beyond.
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The daring and much loved bandit will be remembered for taking on both CAPO and BAIC, escaping capture, and never being subdued. In his last action before spontaneously combusting, Cleveland Slim destroyed all his weapons and offered up all his turf to any gangster, both big and small, who would like a memento remember him. The special rose editions are the final turf built for you, many with special loot grades for the people to enjoy.
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In his last will and testament Cleveland Slim urged all in the turf war community to resist the tyranny of empire and the shackles of small mindedness, to cap with abandon, and to partake of the turf of the inactive.
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His surviving family members have requested that there be no flowers, rather for those who seek to honor his memory, you may instead send horse heads, cement shoes, car bombs, and any stamina you see fit to any of the tyrants that have their boots on the necks of the people.
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Cleveland Slim wrote:
You've been entertaining as hell. Don't reset 👎The daring and much loved bandit will be remembered for taking on both CAPO and BAIC, escaping capture, and never being subdued. In his last action before spontaneously combusting, Cleveland Slim destroyed all his weapons and offered up all his turf to any gangster, both big and small, who would like a memento remember him. The special rose editions are the final turf built for you, many with special loot grades for the people to enjoy.
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Ƭҥє Ғʟ₳ՊɪℵǤʘ wrote:
says the pink flamingoShhh scarlet at least he does stuff jog on fag boy
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ꉔꃏ༏ƙͣꑿͩꈤͩ 43 min ago Quote
Cleveland Slim wrote:
The daring and much loved bandit will be remembered for taking on both CAPO and BAIC, escaping capture, and never being subdued. In his last action before spontaneously combusting, Cleveland Slim destroyed all his weapons and offered up all his turf to any gangster, both big and small, who would like a memento remember him. The special rose editions are the final turf built for you, many with special loot grades for the people to enjoy.
You've been entertaining as hell. Don't reset 👎 -
So you got beat on 😂😂😂
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I read a page and frankly I'm not too impressed with the writing or the content. The TW forums usually have me laughing out loud but must admit this was neither funny not entertaining. Just saying............ 👎👎👎
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You're hating on a thread that you just bumped up to the top again 👍
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Good to see the continued interest in my work. Big news soon to come. Stay tuned...
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The story ended a bit abruptly without the usual credits and disclaimers, so I am coming out of retirement to make amends. First, I would like to apologize to here2tease if she took any offense to my representation of her. For the record, to the best of my knowledge, h2t is not in fact addicted to felatio and heroin, and she is not an otherworldly mystical being who has risen above the rest of us. She may in fact be quite normal. But who knows? And I assure you, I have never had sex with her.
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Batista has not, to my knowledge won any expectorating competitions. He may not, in fact, be very large. And it who knows if he decorates his home with stuffed dead animals? Batista's character was inspired by Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. He may not in fact be like Gaston in real life. It's possible he's not very attractive in real life, and he could be asexual and not into felatio at all. Who knows? It was wrong for me to make assumptions about his proclivities. Batista gets the honor of capping me out of Australia, a fitting end. Much respect to him.
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Toretto may in fact like camping. I apologize to him for suggesting he was scared of the outdoors. And who knows, maybe he was not the runt of his class growing up? It was wrong of me to assume Batista bullied him when they were young boys.
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And I apologize to Opus for suggesting he looks like a penguin. It could be that he doesn't. I really don't know. And who knows, maybe his mother never read him stories about the legendary Cleveland Slim. She may have in fact not liked bandits at all. I am truly sorry Opus.
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I apologize for suggesting Shizzy Mac likes Snoop Dog. I really have no inside knowledge regarding his interest in music. He may prefer Chopin. Who knows?
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And it was beyond the pale for me to suggest that T-rex had any similar qualities to the dinosaur that goes by that name. He may in fact be warm blooded and still alive. I have no inside knowledge.
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And it was truly wrong of me to insinuate Razor Edge is not very smart. My guess is that he does know how to count. Who knows, he may even know how to code? For any offense I may have caused him, I promise to dedicate my next thread to extolling his unparalleled talents.
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And to CAPO itself, it was wrong of me to suggest you are a bunch of boring, bumbling idiots. In fact you are quite fearsome. You kept me on the run and capped me out of Australia. I tip my hat to you. As best I can tell you are worthy of your ranking.
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Cleveland Slim says:
You're here only to give me amusement, not the other way around. Remember that pet. ❤️CSFeb 13, 2015DELETE PRIVATE REPLY
Does this mean that I'm NOT amusing you now? And am I still your pet?
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...What's the catch?
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...The End. Good luck in RL after the reset, Cleveland Slim. ✌️
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Dag nammit Slim... Whatchyu went and done did that for?!
There was talking that you were aiming to be Pasta Kid's East Coast brethren. And with that... an unholy alliance of pestering and swatting the likes we ain't seen in a long time.
Well... Seems your mind is made. Wish you all the best in RL.
Oh... And those trees and flowers you planted? We'll keep watering em' as best we can. And maybe a plaque or two will be put on em'.
RIP Slim
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This guy was memorable. Very creative. I was too new to understand what was going on, but it was funny to read. I was surprised at his reset.
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Mickey McFly wrote:
I was only thinking of this recently when I saw the ‘most memorable reset’ thread. Yeah this guy was entertaining, love or loath him, and I too was surprised by his reset.This guy was memorable. Very creative. I was too new to understand what was going on, but it was funny to read. I was surprised at his reset.
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