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1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)

• Helixranger Feb 9, 2015

  You were hallucinating in the desert. You thought you saw your crush and you squeeze your crush smiling happily. But it was a cactus.

  786
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 9, 2015

  Died from laughter while writing last message
  785
• Helixranger Feb 9, 2015

  You were fighting Bruce Lee. You had 1 million people helping you. You didn't have enough.

  784
• Helixranger Feb 9, 2015

  YOU wrote:

  You were fighting Bruce Lee. You had 1 million people helping you. You didn't have enough.

  784
  

  You didn't have enough people.
• Doomarang Feb 10, 2015

  Gets stuck in garbage disposal.
  783
• 〓K Я A M P U S〓 Feb 10, 2015

  ^ Didn't answer a phone call from Chuck Norris so he had to make a house call. 😳

  782
• Helixranger Feb 10, 2015

  You probably shouldn't 360 no scope 7 people at once.

  781
• 〓K Я A M P U S〓 Feb 10, 2015

  ^ smothered by boobies and died with a smile

  780
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 10, 2015

  〓IPODGUY〓 wrote:

  ^ smothered by boobies and died with a smile

  780
  

  I know I would.
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 10, 2015

  Didn't leave the cannoli.
  779
• Samuly1 Feb 10, 2015

  Someone asked you what happened
  778
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 10, 2015

  You attempted beastiality with a horse.
  777
• ♕Снͣеͩсͩкмате♕ Feb 10, 2015

  Mauled by kittens.
  776.
• 🐒ṭһєϺᏫͶᏦᏋᎩ💩 Feb 10, 2015

  Participated in a racing event, IN CHINA. So many wrecks, so little time.

  775
• 💫✨🌟GVYG(A)🌟✨💫 Feb 10, 2015

  Got eaten by a dinosaur with an explosive vest that will go off in 15 seconds. Well at least you (almost) killed the dinosaur - 774
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 10, 2015

  Spent the last minutes of your life going 100+ on the Autobahn.
  773
• ᏰᏝᏫᎧᎠᎽ☠ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ Feb 10, 2015

  Spontaneous combustion
  772
• Sgt Mayday Feb 10, 2015

  ᏰᏝᏫᎧᎠᎽ☠ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:

  Spontaneous combustion
  772
  

  Already done.

  Rode a rocket to space, forgot to buy a return trip ticket.
  772.
• 🐒ṭһєϺᏫͶᏦᏋᎩ💩 Feb 10, 2015

  Discovered why you should never drop the soap

  771
• ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) Feb 10, 2015

  Impaled by a broom
  770
• Helixranger Feb 10, 2015

  Tried to work with a man known as Pyro John.

  769
• Nоah Feb 10, 2015

  Overdose on Flintstone's gummie vitamins.
  768
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 10, 2015

  Slept in when the zombie apocalypse started.
  767
• 〓K Я A M P U S〓 Feb 10, 2015

  ^ trampled by juggalos at an Insane Clown Posse concert

  766
• 🐒ṭһєϺᏫͶᏦᏋᎩ💩 Feb 10, 2015

  Dropped iPod in acid, went to go get it

  765
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 10, 2015

  Flattened by a bookshelf.
  I know, surprised me too.
  Didn't think you were a reader.
  764
• Helixranger Feb 10, 2015

  Come on, my penny fell off that cliff. I'll jump and get it!

  763
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 10, 2015

  Helixranger wrote:

  Come on, my penny fell off that cliff. I'll jump and get it!

  763
  

  There's been a lot of cliff dives already. I think it's safe to say this one is nulled.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 10, 2015

  Attacked by a hockey stick wielding maniac in Times Square.
  762
• Helixranger Feb 10, 2015

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  Attacked by a hockey stick wielding maniac in Times Square.
  762
  

  This one I quote is 763

  Boat slammed into you at the beach.

  762

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