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1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)

• 〓K Я A M P U S〓 Feb 8, 2015

  ^ "Hey Earl, watch me swallow this pumpkin whole!"

  Didn't work out.

  812
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 8, 2015

  Impaled by rogue javelin at Olympics
  811
• Doomarang Feb 8, 2015

  Tightrope walking accident.
  810
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 9, 2015

  Took a cruise and hit an iceberg. Couldn't swim to safety due ti the freezing waters.
  809
• ♕Снͣеͩсͩкмате♕ Feb 9, 2015

  Devoured by a recliner.
  808.
• Natino907 Feb 9, 2015

  Got a dick stuck in throat and suffocated
  807
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 9, 2015

  Natino907 wrote:

  Got a dick stuck in throat and suffocated
  807
  

  ☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:

  966 choked on cock
  

  Already done. Nulled.
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 9, 2015

  Texted while driving
  807
• ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) Feb 9, 2015

  Penis caught in zipper
  806
• Samuly1 Feb 9, 2015

  Zipper caught in penis
  805
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 9, 2015

  "I can do that too! Here, hold mah beer..."
  804
• Natino907 Feb 9, 2015

  Put car key in electrical outlet because he thought it would auto start the car
  803
• 🐒ṭһєϺᏫͶᏦᏋᎩ💩 Feb 9, 2015

  Received thousands of paper cuts from a dictionary. Bled out.

  803
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 9, 2015

  Swallows a toothpick, punctures appendix. Goes septic

  802
• Sgt Mayday Feb 9, 2015

  Exploded.
  801
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 9, 2015

  Epilepsy from YouTube video
  799
• ᏰᏝᏫᎧᎠᎽ☠ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ Feb 9, 2015

  Imploded
  798
• ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) Feb 9, 2015

  Gf makes you watch a chick flick marathon
  797
• hotrodtech Feb 9, 2015

  Went ice fishing fell thru ice froze 796
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 9, 2015

  Ate some bad fish
  795
• sтⅈҡღaɲ⌖ʑӭԁ😱ᵙǥͨ Feb 9, 2015

  Didn't add Nexx. Was subsequently annihilated.
  794
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 9, 2015

  sтⅈҡღaɲ⌖ʑӭԁ😱ᵙǥͨ wrote:

  Didn't add Ne××. Was subsequently annihilated.
  794
  

  Life lessons~
• hotrodtech Feb 9, 2015

  Went rock climbing without safety harness 793
• 🐒ṭһєϺᏫͶᏦᏋᎩ💩 Feb 9, 2015

  I went counting and we actually have 794. Who cheated you cheetahs 🐯
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 9, 2015

  MonkeyBoy735 wrote:

  I went counting and we actually have 794.
  

  Actually, I just checked it over. That last one by hotrodtech should be 792.
• 〓K Я A M P U S〓 Feb 9, 2015

  ^ Homemade sex bot became self aware mid coitus and terminated her owner

  793
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 9, 2015

  Tae Kwan Do isn't effective against street smarts.
  790
• Helixranger Feb 9, 2015

  Pointed the gun the wrong way. Way to aim!

  789
• hotrodtech Feb 9, 2015

  Preparing for shark week went swimming with the sharks left in a giant pool of blood
  788
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Feb 9, 2015

  Plane part came loose and landed on you while on your merry way to work
  787

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