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1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)

• Helixranger Jul 25, 2015

  Are you ready for freddy?

  44
• datay Jul 25, 2015

  43 Anally fucked by a horse, causing internal rectum rupture, causing toxins to flown in to the abdominal cavity causing death by blood toxins and bleeding out internally.
• Mr Bogus Jul 25, 2015

  42 Being bombed by a drone while you are creating a turf in Syria
• Mr Bogus Jul 25, 2015

  41 Being captured and killed by the ISIS terrorists while you were writing the 41st absurd death related to them.
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Jul 25, 2015

  Mr Bogus wrote:

  41 Being captured and killed by the ISIS terrorists while you were writing the 41st absurd death related to them.
  

  You went twice. Nulled.
• Samuly1 Jul 26, 2015

  Mr Bogus wrote:

  42 Being bombed by a drone while you are creating a turf in Syria
  

  Also, I've already done a drone death with a Muse reference. Nulled

  Killed by TSA for trying to bring a 6 fl oz bottle of water through security
  42
• kool kids klan Jul 26, 2015

  Looked at the sun and got blinded then then walked into oncoming traffic
• Samuly1 Jul 27, 2015

  Burned in hell
  40
• Mr. Alpaca Jul 27, 2015

  Being licked to death by Alpacas.

  39
• 😘 Jul 29, 2015

  38 a bed falls out of a truck and hits you
• Mr. Alpaca Jul 29, 2015

  Fishing hook in your neck

  37
• kool kids klan Jul 30, 2015

  36 listened to 1 direction
• fourarmed Jul 30, 2015

  Screwed your grandmother and got aids. 35
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Jul 30, 2015

  Rule 34: don't look it up.
• Samuly1 Jul 30, 2015

  Hit by many fireworks
  33
• 🍕 Jul 30, 2015

  Using a bathmate in the shower..pumping too hard..exploding your salami and bleeding to death in the shower.

  1000
• Mr. Alpaca Jul 30, 2015

  🍕 wrote:

  Using a bathmate in the shower..pumping too hard..exploding your salami and bleeding to death in the shower.

  1000
  

  I'm not sure if you know how the number system works.
• Mr. Alpaca Jul 30, 2015

  Alpaca RKO'd you

  31
• Helixranger Jul 30, 2015

  You got erased from existence.

  30
• Mr. Alpaca Jul 30, 2015

  Accidentally crossed the Korean border

  29
• Samuly1 Jul 31, 2015

  Roller coaster accident
  28
• Mr. Alpaca Jul 31, 2015

  Poisoned by agent orange back in 'Nam
• Samuly1 Aug 1, 2015

  Cryp tube malfunction
  26
• Samuly1 Aug 1, 2015

  *Cryo
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Aug 1, 2015

  The Headless Horseman needed a new head and yours fit nicely.
  25
• Mr. Alpaca Aug 1, 2015

  Turtles slowly consuming you alive

  24
• Helixranger Aug 1, 2015

  Your friends put liquid nitrogen in your pool as a prank.

  The dumber thing is you didn't notice it and jumped in.

  23
• twentythreelf Aug 1, 2015

  SJWs killed you for triggering them.
  23
• Helixranger Aug 1, 2015

  👆 22

  Bungee cord snapped.

  21
• Samuly1 Aug 2, 2015

  Died of boredom during an excruciatingly long flight delay
  20
  (Almost happened to me today)

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