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1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)

• Domantas Jul 8, 2015

  Ate my toothbrush while brushing my teeth.
• Domantas Jul 8, 2015

  70^
• kenshake Jul 8, 2015

  She squeezed her thighs too hard around your head in an orgasm while doing 69.
  69
• Samuly1 Jul 9, 2015

  You were axed a question
  68
• Helixranger Jul 9, 2015

  It was knife to meet you.

  67
• Samuly1 Jul 10, 2015

  Collegehumor Batman put you to sleep
  65
• leech Jul 11, 2015

  Got fucked by a horse in my ass and my intestines exploded 64
• Samuly1 Jul 18, 2015

  Eaten by a giant worm
  63
• Womacker Jul 18, 2015

  Midget bites his kneecaps off.

  62
• Helixranger Jul 18, 2015

  Samuly1 wrote:

  Eaten by a giant worm
  63
  

  The death/giant worm kill has been done before. Nulled.

  Balloons can really take you away.

  62
• Samuly1 Jul 19, 2015

  Helixranger wrote:

  Samuly1 wrote:

  Eaten by a giant worm
  63
  

  The death/giant worm kill has been done before. Nulled.

  Balloons can really take you away.

  62
  

  When?
  Run over by a tank
  61 I guess
• King Kong Kid Jul 19, 2015

  Nailed to a cross like my Savior Jesus Christ
  60
• Helixranger Jul 19, 2015

  Samuly1 wrote:

  Helixranger wrote:

  Samuly1 wrote:

  Eaten by a giant worm
  63
  

  The death/giant worm kill has been done before. Nulled.

  Balloons can really take you away.

  62
  

  When?
  Run over by a tank
  61 I guess

  You check , I am not digging it up.

  typed until you drop.

  59
• pugshark Jul 19, 2015

  Rode a horse off a cliff.

  58
• twentythreelf Jul 20, 2015

  Moved to America and died of stupidity.
  57
• Samuly1 Jul 20, 2015

  🎶Killed by drones🎶
  56
• ᙖᗋN Jul 22, 2015

  Died from to much Epicness
  55
• ╼✜♅♆ξϞᾆ✜╾ Jul 22, 2015

  Drowned in a septic tank.
• ╼✜♅♆ξϞᾆ✜╾ Jul 22, 2015

  ( Pardon, forgot the number. 54 )
• Chaos Nation Jul 22, 2015

  The sun becomes a red giant thus engulfing the planet.
  53
• Samuly1 Jul 23, 2015

  Hy3na wrote:

  Drowned in a septic tank.
  

  Nulled. Any form of drowning is and will be nulled because it's been done too many times.

  Went offscreen during a sidescrolling level
  53
• Mr. Alpaca Jul 23, 2015

  Proving that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

  52
• Samuly1 Jul 24, 2015

  Eaten by a giant eyeball
  50
• Helixranger Jul 24, 2015

  Too many piercings!

  49
• pugshark Jul 24, 2015

  Ate the "do not eat" packet in a bag of beef jerky.

  48
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Jul 24, 2015

  Shrike1021 wrote:

  Laughed himself to death when Trump became president
  

  Pretty sure this one's been done before.
  By me.
  Too lazy to check though.
• ຮᏁᎾᎾᏢ Jul 24, 2015

  pugshark wrote:

  Ate the "do not eat" packet in a bag of beef jerky.

  48
  

  Sucking baby food down the wind pipe ! 47
• quantus Jul 25, 2015

  An ingrown toenail gives way to a flesh eating bacteria. Your leg is fine after a week and a piano falls on you.
• quantus Jul 25, 2015

  YOU wrote:

  An ingrown toenail gives way to a flesh eating bacteria. Your leg is fine after a week and a piano falls on you.
  

  46
• Samuly1 Jul 25, 2015

  There's no time to explain!
  45

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