1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)
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Got chocked by a trannys cock while deep throating
949 -
Faded to white because he did not get enough alpha and beta carotenoid in his diet.
948 -
Played turf wars to much wife bashed me to death with blunt object
947 -
Garden gnomes beat garden flamingos
946 -
✯☠ᎠᎧᏤᏘ☠✧ wrote:
Well played divaGarden gnomes beat garden flamingos
946
Got raped by a diva and bit my penis off bleed to death
945 -
Terrorism
944 -
Ate a bowl of nails...... without any milk
943 -
👆 burried up to your next at secluded beach at low tide. After the crabs had their way with you for 4 1/2 hrs, the salt water starts lapping at your fresh open legions on your face and neck. The excruciating pain of the salt in the open wounds is mind in comparison to the panic and despair as the ocean begins to lap at your face at an ever steadier rate, eventually engulfing you completely whole you struggle to hold the last gasp of air you will ever take into your lungs again.
Oh yeah, 3 hrs later, the crabs are right back at it again to finish off what the other aquatic critters missed while you were submerged.
942👍 -
👆941 - iPhone with Turf Wars app being used shoved up his ass
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...nothing personal SabaDabbaDoo 😘
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YOU wrote:
Try jumping the boarder only to get your underwear caught on the barbed wire and die from a severe wedgie
940 -
To rough with anal.
939 -
Died from the methane gas coming from taking a shit💩
938 -
👆 got struck by lightning
937 -
Eating an unbalanced breakfast. 936.
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Innocent Saba wrote:
"Innocent."👆 burried up to your next at secluded beach at low tide. After the crabs had their way with you for 4 1/2 hrs, the salt water starts lapping at your fresh open legions on your face and neck. The excruciating pain of the salt in the open wounds is mind in comparison to the panic and despair as the ocean begins to lap at your face at an ever steadier rate, eventually engulfing you completely whole you struggle to hold the last gasp of air you will ever take into your lungs again.
Oh yeah, 3 hrs later, the crabs are right back at it again to finish off what the other aquatic critters missed while you were submerged.
942👍 -
Blew up the ER and then was farmed for XP. 935
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BOOM. Headshot.
934 -
You hacked a turf wars account to tear down their turf, but it turns out you hacked Liam's account. So he will get revenge with a special set of skills. Skills acquired through leveling up. But he will hack you. And when he does, he will sell everything you own, including turf upgrades. Then Liam will attack your turf with his mob, a mob built by punching codes, and he will capture all of your turf. When you realize what has been done, you post on his comments section, "sly bitch." So Liam uses your turf locations to find where you live, and when he does, he rubs lotion on you, until your body can't handle the lotion because you are allergic. Your allergic reaction killed you. Liam goes to your funeral and pisses all over your open casket.
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933
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👆 fed to the 🐷🐷🐷🐷
932 -
🎶Shot through the heart.🎶
931
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Being a sniper you get shot by another soldier you wanted to train.....(oh....snap)
949
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Suicide because you realized the cake is a lie
929 -
Lowered slowly onto a giant belt sander by a diabolical bastard who is insanely jealous of you.
928 -
Spontaneous combustion.
927
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👆 You had to put your head over the railing to see the shark didnt you! 926
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"I'm just getting a closer look of the Grand Canyon!"
925 -
Got hit n killed during a police chase..
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Impaled by a swordfish.
923
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