1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)
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  Beat off too much and bled out of my penis 'til I died. 974. 
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  Crushed by an elephant toe 
 8903
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  Severe football head trauma 
 972
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  Got caught with the African Princess and had to suffer through Barney re-runs with one bathroom break every 10 days. Died from being full of 💩 (happy poo though) 
 7532
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  Diabetes from eating too many cookies 
 970
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  Suffocating from cookie awesomeness 
 0420
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  I don't know, just dropped dead. 968 
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  Missing the water after cliff diving 
 968
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  Told fellow friends, "Hey check this out", jumped out of his balcony into the pool but slipped when he jumped and died on the concrete. 967 
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  966 choked on cock 
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  Tied to train tracks and never rescued 
 965
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  Listened to classical music for 24 hours, only lasted 5 
 964
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  Bet his life on the Seahawks beating the Patriots... Thanks coach 
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  963👆 
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  Drank bleach with his cornflakes(c) 
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  962👆 
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  Electrocution while listening to music in the shower 
 961
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  Lighting fireworks in my bedroom to hear them go POP! 
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  Jumping out of the 5th floor window because you forgot your homework 
 959
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  Locked yourself in chest and sealed the hole 
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  958 👆 
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  Killed by a fatal parasite living inside you. 958 
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  Tied your self naked to a chair and Burt your self with lit cigarettes. 
 957
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  Suffocated by a burlap sack. 956 
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  Going into shock from extreme pain from stepping on a lego 
 954
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  Constipation up to your neck then your tubes exploded 
 953
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  Smacked in the head by an overpriced college textbook 
 952
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  Got curious just like you are right now and watched the first 5 minutes of Boku No Piko 951 
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  MonkeyBoy735 wrote: Ok side track: NO.Got curious just like you are right now and watched the first 5 minutes of Boku No Piko 951 
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  Meets a drug dealer in an alley, things dont turn out the way you wanted it too. 950 
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