1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)
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'Freak accident'...during an adult show involving a midget, a donkey, Tequila and some ping pong balls.
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^659
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Impaled by a Swedish man's erect penis.
658
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Bled out from a vicious bite to the groin, by a rabid rat that, made it up the pipes during a constipated visit to the bathroom.
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#657
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Asphixiated by an asphyxiated gerble (gerbil?) up the butt. 656
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Slipped with the chain saw at full throttle. 656
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👆655?
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Overate on Mardi Gras
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Your brainsurgeon freaked out during the procedure on your brain. 653
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The air pump went nuts during your bowel exam. 652
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The dentist got mad at you after you made fun of his wife. Think about what you say when a man has a drill in your mouth.
651
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Your cardiovascular surgeon revealed himself as the janitor after cracking your chest open. 650
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Infectious disease via mosquito.
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Decapitated by a cab driver while, picking up a $20 found on the street.
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Cornered between a bishop and a queen.
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Forever trapped in cyberspace.
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Posting Too many times in a thread,forgot to eat died.
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Died from a severe allergic reaction to the food dye in a new flavor of Pop Tarts. #645
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Correction^ #644
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The janitor revealed himself as a mad outlaw right before he ran the broom through your chest. 643
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Paper cut by an envelope with anthrax.
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A small hollow pellet filled with Polodium is discretely injected into your shoulder by the drunk man on the tram. 641
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Hopped the border. Shot by the Mexican authorities.
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Only 50m from the north pole, that pile of snow turned out to be an icebear... 639
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He thought that it was just a puddle...it turned out to be a flooded man hole. #638
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Tried out a defibrilator on yourself.
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Random lawn dart incident. 636
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Roasted on a spit by a native tribe.
635
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