1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)
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Got stuck with your penis in a vacuumcleaner. 684
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A wizard turned you into a Tom cat, a lucky Tom cat. Your first and last, your only owner, lived next to a man with a rottweiler. You made a good chew toy.
683
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A boy spanked the monkey 735 times... And that was way more than he could handle. 682
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You're an old lady that get a blow to the head by a log.
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LexSuede wrote:
681You're an old lady that get a blow to the head by a log.
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Didn't add NEXX.
680
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MonkeyBoy735 wrote:
Not gunna lie, it's been done. Good one tho😂Didn't add NEχχ.
680
Nulled. -
ɴᴇͣxͩxͩ wrote:
Damn, stupid rules! 😜MonkeyBoy735 wrote:
Not gunna lie, it's been done. Good one tho😂Didn't add NEχχ.
680
Nulled. -
Pitted against Hercules. 680
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been poisoned, beaten, set on fire, shot 4 times crucified, castrated, thrown in a river, and died from drowningt
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☝️679
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You've woken the Hive
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Sat on my butt all day and watched b-budget movies 677
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A guy named billy, wearing red pants, couldn't outrun a horny bull. 676
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Shoveling snow off his roof slipped on ice and fell go impaled by the icicle he tried to grab on way down
675 -
The hotrod technician got chopped into pieces by the fan. 674
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Stayed the weekend in your empty house
Or at least, you thought it was empty...
673 -
Used a potato masher to support your car-bombing campaign against Viper, died 'cause everyone was laughing for using potato mashers. 672
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Tried to sail round Cape Horn, fell victim to Sirens
671
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You shot your eye out, kid.
670 -
Eyes poked out with chopsticks.
669 -
Fatal infection...from getting a 'cheap' tattoo done by a shady dude, living over a greasy burger joint. 668
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Got stuck with your penis in a crab fish cage during shooting Deadliest Catch on Discovery. 667
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Jesus came for you earlier than expected.
666 -
Got stuck with your pe*is, I mean coat, in the bus door while it drove away.
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Tried Anime martial arts 'super power' moves in public...found out that shit only works in cartoons. 664
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Too much N2O. Look it up.
663 -
Checked the engine of a jet fighter before start and got sucked in it.
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❌ marks the spot where your body lay 6 feet under for a week.
661 -
Was the one who was supposed to connect the wires to a nuclear warhead test and failed. 660
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