Is this normal?
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My cousin and I got in this weird discussion about how to piss. He says he pees sitting down and has been his whole life. Does anyone else do this?
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What does he do in the woods?
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What's wrong with his legs? I don't understand...
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And fuck no! That ain't normal!
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Not normal, but not crazy unusual. I know of a couple guys that pee sitting down.
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If I'm super lazy I will sit, or the after sex pee. Don't want that shit spraying in two directions.
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
👆This shit right here.If I'm super lazy I will sit, or the after sex pee. Don't want that shit spraying in two directions.
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Funny side note: my wife has this device that lets her pee standing up. Great for port-a-potties, camping, etc. I think it's called a P-style.
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He says he's been made to do it since he was potty trained. His mom was afraid of him pissing in the floor.
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☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Sounds like you need to talk to your surgeon. Sew that shit on better after your sex change.Even if I wanted to I can't , dick falls in water.
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E=MC(Hammer) wrote:
And not normal to just pee sitting down... Never heard of that, what's he do when there's only a urinal?Boner Jams '03 wrote:
👆This shit right here.If I'm super lazy I will sit, or the after sex pee. Don't want that shit spraying in two directions.
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☠Ɗɪϻɪɴɪsʜєʀ☠ wrote:
http://cdn5.movieclips.com/mgm/k/kingpin-1996/0262164_2639_MC_Tx360.jpgE=MC(Hammer) wrote:
And not normal to just pee sitting down... Never heard of that, what's he do when there's only a urinal?Boner Jams '03 wrote:
👆This shit right here.If I'm super lazy I will sit, or the after sex pee. Don't want that shit spraying in two directions.
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I promise it's more funny than "wrong"
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:) funny
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Wad or fold
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Ojibwe wrote:
Bury the bodies.What does he do in the woods?
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Ojibwe wrote:
http://roamthewoods.com/blog/?p=358 ... likely without the chest or long hairWhat does he do in the woods?
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Oh good grief, you can find anything on the interwebs.
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Does he poop standing up!? That's just backwards.
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My husband sit on the toilet when he pee. The reason för this? I clean the da** thing and I think it's discusting with pee all over it. So, my kids must sit too. If they stand and miss, they had to clean it and the floor and everywhere they spray their pi**.
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The you have a wife, not a husband.
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Medical research reported in Sweden’s Folket newspaper said that sitting might mean reduced prostate cancer risk and be better for you in the bedroom. That’s because the bladder empties more efficiently when men take a seat while urinating, and this improved bladder release supposedly decreases prostate problems and allows for a longer and healthier sex life.
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
no i think its called a P-nessFunny side note: my wife has this device that lets her pee standing up. Great for port-a-potties, camping, etc. I think it's called a P-style.
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yomama1064 wrote:
It's a she-wee!Boner Jams '03 wrote:
no i think its called a P-nessFunny side note: my wife has this device that lets her pee standing up. Great for port-a-potties, camping, etc. I think it's called a P-style.
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I sit for that morning wood piss. Besides, I'm usually still half asleep and don't wanna bother with aiming....or bifurcation
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I guess if my penis was really tiny, and I couldn't grab it to direct the stream, I'd sit. Maybe that's his issue.
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Call me a disgusting bastard, but my morning piss is usually in the showerI sit for that morning wood piss. Besides, I'm usually still half asleep and don't wanna bother with aiming....or bifurcation
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
You shower in the morning? So you go to bed dirty? That's more gross to me.〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Call me a disgusting bastard, but my morning piss is usually in the showerI sit for that morning wood piss. Besides, I'm usually still half asleep and don't wanna bother with aiming....or bifurcation
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
mine as well〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Call me a disgusting bastard, but my morning piss is usually in the showerI sit for that morning wood piss. Besides, I'm usually still half asleep and don't wanna bother with aiming....or bifurcation
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
👆👆👆👆👆👆〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Call me a disgusting bastard, but my morning piss is usually in the showerI sit for that morning wood piss. Besides, I'm usually still half asleep and don't wanna bother with aiming....or bifurcation
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☠Ɗɪϻɪɴɪsʜєʀ☠ wrote:
So you're the smelly guy with messy hair on the next row. Let's do lunch!Boner Jams '03 wrote:
You shower in the morning? So you go to bed dirty? That's more gross to me.〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Call me a disgusting bastard, but my morning piss is usually in the showerI sit for that morning wood piss. Besides, I'm usually still half asleep and don't wanna bother with aiming....or bifurcation
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