Missing body parts...
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Ok, I'm bored as fuck and probably a little fried mentally also. So I figured it's as good a time as any to take a dip in the raw sewage of the cesspool we all love, GD
Do here's the deal. You have to lose a body part. Not only do you get to choose what body part you lose but you also get to choose how. I'm not talking about stupid shot like hair or a toe nail, I'm talking ribs, digits, limbs, internal organs, etc. Let's hear what you got...or in this don't have anymore. Make the stories interesting. Tell us the scenarios behind the losses. Go into some detail.
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Um, I was born with an extra vertebrae and I'm missing a rib. Sorry, don't really know any other details.
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Pinkie. It's small. Yet mighty. However losing it doesn't seem like it'd be as debilitating as a toe. I'd probably go for an extremely sharp cleaver or something for method of removal. After consuming large amounts of alcohol and possibly some Vicodin or something related to it.
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I went sky diving on a beautiful sunny day in the hills of nothern California. As I was ascending down, my parachute wouldn't open, so I struggled to pull the string so the parachute would open. The closer I got to the ground I kept cool, as I pulled it with only 150 feet from the ground. Before I could get to a safe enough point to land I crashed into the trees. As I went through thick branches and leaves, the parachute got stuck in the tress. As I layed hanging there, the branch suddenly broke off I rapidly fell through the branches and leaves, scratching, bruising, and smashing my legs and arms.
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I'll lose a rib. God took it from me to make me a smoking hot wife. 😜
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Fuck why didn't I pick rib. I was thinking about it and got to realizing that missing any of my fingers would pretty much suck.
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I don't have to make this one up. I have a "semicolon." I had to have 18 cm of my colon removed in emergency surgery because it was obstructed.
I spent an entire night puking my guts out Oct 6, 2006. I went to the ER early am on the 7th by ambulance. They stuck a tube down my nose to give me the contrast for the cat scan (too nauseated to drink it, even with meds). I miraculously managed to hold it down for an hour (the required time for it to work before the scan) before throwing it all up again. I used to think it tasted bad going down (I've had it before) but it tastes much worse coming up!
Later they wheeled me off to surgery. They had to cut me open to be able to run my whole bowel - they couldn't do that laparoscopically. I was in the hospital for almost a week.
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Excelsior Mob™ wrote:
Good story. You didn't really lose any body parts but the story part is what I was hoping for.I went sky diving on a beautiful sunny day in the hills of nothern California. As I was ascending down, my parachute wouldn't open, so I struggled to pull the string so the parachute would open. The closer I got to the ground I kept cool, as I pulled it with only 150 feet from the ground. Before I could get to a safe enough point to land I crashed into the trees. As I went through thick branches and leaves, the parachute got stuck in the tress. As I layed hanging there, the branch suddenly broke off I rapidly fell through the branches and leaves, scratching, bruising, and smashing my legs and arm.
Be creative. Come up with some background on how these things happened, real fake, a healthy mix of both combined. Sex, drugs, rock & roll, it's your story, make it what you want. Let's try and keep it somewhat believe able though. -
...I wake in a white room, blinded by the light. White walls, white floor, and white ceiling. I can't remember anything. I wonder where I'm at, where I've been, and what I've done...
A doctor walks in the room wearing a labcoat. I try to run but I'm shackled to the bed. It was a bed, just with a little more metal and a little less cushion. The "doctor" (now I'm seriously questioning his occupation) pulls out what looks like a scalpel on steroids. He then said something like, "This will only hurt a bit..." The rest I can't remember, and that's probably a good thing.
I awake again, in the same room, with the same "doctor." What's missing are my limbs. In their place is nothingness. The pain is horrific. The once white walls and floor are red with blood. My blood. The sight of this makes me faint. Never to awake again...😵🔪😷
Little gruesome, but it was asked for...
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As I was about to hit the floor, my left leg got stuck between 2 branches which broke my fall, but at the same time, whip lashing my head and smashing it to the floor. It knocked me out. I slipped in a colma. Woke up 2 months later in a hospital bed. They told me they found in the Forrest layed out on the floor, but I was still breathing. There I laid month after month slowly losing my hearing and and troubled talking until I was death and mute. Life was so miserable that 1 day when the nurse had left, i commited Suicide. As a organ donor,my lips when to kevin hart after a bum touched his lips. My heart saved a young cancer patient, and my liver saved a alcoholic who now is forever thankful and is currently a pastor at a church.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Pinkie helps a lot with balance.Pinkie. It's small. Yet mighty. However losing it doesn't seem like it'd be as debilitating as a toe. I'd probably go for an extremely sharp cleaver or something for method of removal. After consuming large amounts of alcohol and possibly some Vicodin or something related to it.
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Damn, if only OTB wasn't banned...
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I bet my left nut I could jump over six barstools. I wasn't even close.
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It's a nice sunny day. No clouds in the sky, a nice soothing breeze rolls over the fields. Wildlife all around chirping, squeeking and quacking. I lean over to pick up a frog when a load thunderous bang goes ripping through my body. Deafening my hearing and shackin my nerves. I look around and expect to see a ball of fire from a bomb. I see nothing. Then out of the corner of my eyes I see a ball of fire in the sky. A meteor is streaking across the sky at incredible speeds. What looks like it heading straight to me, I begin to run out of its way. Heart beating faster with every step, sweat begins streaming down my face. The taste of salt grows ever more present. Time slows down as the seconds pass. Why feels like a lifetime has only been but a moment. Fear continues to grow as the feeling of impending death becomes reality.
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"BOOM" the meteor strikes the ground forcing me to the ground as it shackes an rumbles under the tramendous impact. I open my eyes thinking I'm dead and have crossed over. When a rush of wind and debres goes rolling over my body. I cover myself in hopes to once again save what life I have. When a sharp pain is felt from the waste down.
The wind calms, the noise softens. But the sky is black with dust and smoke. I try to stand but cannot move. Unable to see what holds me down fear grows as the worst is expected. I lay in pain coughing for each breath. I fall unconscious as the blackness takes over.
An hour goes by and I'm awoken by a soft light. I open my eyes as the sun begins to shine through the dust. Still stuck and soar I look to my legs. A chunk of meteor has landed on my legs. Desperate to live I do what must be done. I reach for fragment of the meteor and begin severing my own legs. -
〓 S E E K E R 〓 wrote:
I feel like I've heard a story like this somewhere... Guy went hiking and got his arm pinned and had to cut it off... Made a movie on it."BOOM" the meteor strikes the ground forcing me to the ground as it shackes an rumbles under the tramendous impact. I open my eyes thinking I'm dead and have crossed over. When a rush of wind and debres goes rolling over my body. I cover myself in hopes to once again save what life I have. When a sharp pain is felt from the waste down.
The wind calms, the noise softens. But the sky is black with dust and smoke. I try to stand but cannot move. Unable to see what holds me down fear grows as the worst is expected.(✂snip snip✂)Still stuck and soar I look to my legs. A chunk of meteor has landed on my legs. Desperate to live I do what must be done. I reach for fragment of the meteor and begin severing my own legs.
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A very bad manipulative woman took my innocence then my virginity, then my bank balance and credit rating and then my children. Lesson learned the hard way.
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I actually lost my left testicle when, while having sex with my next door neighbor, her mini Doberman got free from his kennel and decided to latch on my left nut to try and save his owners daughter who must surely be I the shit end of something aweful with the moans and pants coming from her. I honestly had no idea what had happened as neither of us even saw the dog until it was too late. Instinctually I was able to mule kick the dog off me and into the wall and then still have enough adrenaline to boot it back into the wall as it came at me a second time. It wasn't until after the dog whimpered into the other room that I truely realized how bad it was and became aware of the pool of blood pouring down my leg. I slowly lost all strength and became light headed as the pain set in. I do remember being loaded into the ambulance due to how bumpy a transition it was but not much after that (except for the constant pain) until the next morning when I work from surgery.
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The dog hit his mark squarely and punctured the left testicle with his top & bottom canines. The testicle had to be removed. Surprisingly though, that wasn't truly the painful part in the end. Yeah it hurt like hell when it happened but the little pecker had actually shredded my scrotum pretty badly at the sametime. Once the testicle was removed, that pain disappeared quickly. Healing from the damage to the scrotum took a very very long time. I've now got a few scars to show off and we all know chicks div scars. While I can't prove it, I still swear to this day that the girls father let the dog out of the kennel on purpose when he came home early and heard what was going on. They moved away a few weeks later and I never really heard from any of them again. Spoke to the girl a few times in odd run ins here and there but that's about it.
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9mmHEADACHE wrote:
Boxing Helena...I wake in a white room, blinded by the light. White walls, white floor, and white ceiling. I can't remember anything. I wonder where I'm at, where I've been, and what I've done...
A doctor walks in the room wearing a labcoat. I try to run but I'm shackled to the bed. It was a bed, just with a little more metal and a little less cushion. The "doctor" (now I'm seriously questioning his occupation) pulls out what looks like a scalpel on steroids. He then said something like, "This will only hurt a bit..." The rest I can't remember, and that's probably a good thing.
I awake again, in the same room, with the same "doctor." What's missing are my limbs. In their place is nothingness. The pain is horrific. The once white walls and floor are red with blood. My blood. The sight of this makes me faint. Never to awake again...😵🔪😷
Little gruesome, but it was asked for...
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Well as you can see i am "undead" i was a ww2 soldier fighting off the nazis at normandy i was one of the first waves to get on the beach... Then it came out of nowhere gunfire from the hills my whole platoon died i was the last of it how i died... As the last one in my platoon i charged in for a banzai attack 4 MGs shot at me lost both my legs and bled out on the scene... Later on when i came back from the grave i found out that was our day known as D-Day god bless the soldiers
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Sabasaul wrote:
The dog hit his mark squarely and punctured the left testicle with his top & bottom canines. The testicle had to be removed. Surprisingly though, that wasn't truly the painful part in the end. Yeah it hurt like hell when it happened but the little pecker had actually shredded my scrotum pretty badly at the sametime. Once the testicle was removed, that pain disappeared quickly. Healing from the damage to the scrotum took a very very long time. I've now got a few scars to show off and we all know chicks div scars. While I can't prove it, I still swear to this day that the girls father let the dog out of the kennel on purpose when he came home early and heard what was going on. They moved away a few weeks later and I never really heard from any of them again. Spoke to the girl a few times in odd run ins here and there but that's about it.
Omgoodness!
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
If you lose your pinkie, you can mo longer do the shocker!! Lose the ring finger and then you'll have an exscuse for mot wearing it. Bad choice grimm😜Pinkie. It's small. Yet mighty. However losing it doesn't seem like it'd be as debilitating as a toe. I'd probably go for an extremely sharp cleaver or something for method of removal. After consuming large amounts of alcohol and possibly some Vicodin or something related to it.
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No and not. Wtf? I have fat fingers.
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★BΛD ИΞWS★ wrote:
And she thanks you for that.No and not. Wtf? I have fat fingers.
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At least somebody got the joke👉👈. Funny thing is.... Shit this is the wrong emoji. This is fingercuffs from Chasing Amy. DAMNIT
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They didn't use me....I used them!
Good movie.👍
Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
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Ojibwe wrote:
Everybody else is just making noise. I declare you the &#^*}% winner!I bet my left nut I could jump over six barstools. I wasn't even close.
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★BIG JΛKΞ★ wrote:
Says the shim who has probably the best missing body part story...besides swagger or course. Come on Jake...or is it Jackie? Let's hear first hand what happens to the bits and parts that have made you, you. No need to be shy. This is a safezone thread. No judging.Ojibwe wrote:
Everybody else is just making noise. I declare you the &#^*}% winner!I bet my left nut I could jump over six barstools. I wasn't even close.
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My right hand ron Jeremy cuts it of in a dark room full of demons
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Excelsior Mob - you were "ascending down" while sky diving? bwahahaha
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