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Well it was a penis reduction surgery that nearly went awry.....seems the doc passed out when he saw the log he was gonna have to cut through and the nurse well she was all undone, eyes kept wondering from me to the ceiling, anyhow I told my wife she was just going to have to deal with it and climbed up off that operating table. Well that's when the doc came to and my ol pecker smacked him cross the face as he was trying to get up, shocked him and he dropped the scalpel into my foot. Cut my pinkie toe clean off. Life's a bitch ain't it.
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YOU wrote:
The bikers I made the bet with took me out in the parking lot and carved it out with a Buck knife. Sewed it up with a leather throng. I don't even have a scar though now I have a fringed scrotum.I bet my left nut I could jump over six barstools. I wasn't even close.
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★BIG JΛKΞ★ wrote:
👏👏 I did say it could be fictitious and to have fun with it.Well it was a penis reduction surgery that nearly went awry.....seems the doc passed out when he saw the log he was gonna have to cut through and the nurse well she was all undone, eyes kept wondering from me to the ceiling, anyhow I told my wife she was just going to have to deal with it and climbed up off that operating table. Well that's when the doc came to and my ol pecker smacked him cross the face as he was trying to get up, shocked him and he dropped the scalpel into my foot. Cut my pinkie toe clean off. Life's a bitch ain't it.
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Sabasaul wrote:
Damn. Busted. It was my big toe.★BIG JΛKΞ★ wrote:
👏👏 I did say it could be fictitious and to have fun with it.Well it was a penis reduction surgery that nearly went awry.....seems the doc passed out when he saw the log he was gonna have to cut through and the nurse well she was all undone, eyes kept wondering from me to the ceiling, anyhow I told my wife she was just going to have to deal with it and climbed up off that operating table. Well that's when the doc came to and my ol pecker smacked him cross the face as he was trying to get up, shocked him and he dropped the scalpel into my foot. Cut my pinkie toe clean off. Life's a bitch ain't it.
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NalgasPeludas wrote:
Why were you in a dark room with porn legend Ron Jeremy, and why was your hand involved? Nalgas, do you have something to declare?My right hand ron Jeremy cuts it of in a dark room full of demons
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King of Chaos wrote:
You can't say no to ronNalgasPeludas wrote:
Why were you in a dark room with porn legend Ron Jeremy, and why was your hand involved? Nalgas, do you have something to declare?My right hand ron Jeremy cuts it of in a dark room full of demons
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After refusing repeated request from Saba to send him photos of my feet, he broke into my house and chopped both feet off while I was asleep.... I know walk on stumps.... Thanks Saba!
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TrailerTrash wrote:
Missing rib eh? I heard that can make certain self pleasuratory things possible....you're welcome!Um, I was born with an extra vertebrae and I'm missing a rib. Sorry, don't really know any other details.
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Sabasaul wrote:
The dog hit his mark squarely and punctured the left testicle with his top & bottom canines. The testicle had to be removed. Surprisingly though, that wasn't truly the painful part in the end. Yeah it hurt like hell when it happened but the little pecker had actually shredded my scrotum pretty badly at the sametime. Once the testicle was removed, that pain disappeared quickly. Healing from the damage to the scrotum took a very very long time. I've now got a few scars to show off and we all know chicks div scars. While I can't prove it, I still swear to this day that the girls father let the dog out of the kennel on purpose when he came home early and heard what was going on. They moved away a few weeks later and I never really heard from any of them again. Spoke to the girl a few times in odd run ins here and there but that's about it.
Omgoodness!
Chicks do dig scarsWell we know chicks dig 'em but do guys dig them too?
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★BIG JΛKΞ★ wrote:
Big toe reduction? I can see how wearing one massively oversized shoe to accommodate the big digit would annoy the Mrs...Sabasaul wrote:
Damn. Busted. It was my big toe.★BIG JΛKΞ★ wrote:
👏👏 I did say it could be fictitious and to have fun with it.Well it was a penis reduction surgery that nearly went awry.....seems the doc passed out when he saw the log he was gonna have to cut through and the nurse well she was all undone, eyes kept wondering from me to the ceiling, anyhow I told my wife she was just going to have to deal with it and climbed up off that operating table. Well that's when the doc came to and my ol pecker smacked him cross the face as he was trying to get up, shocked him and he dropped the scalpel into my foot. Cut my pinkie toe clean off. Life's a bitch ain't it.
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I actually have an extra rib growing around the neck area.
I like to think that one day, someone will attempt to kill me and it'll deflect a bullet or knife or something. Saving my life but rending it unrepairable forcing it to be removed by surgery.Or course I'd hate to lose my little extra rib... But he did his job darn well.
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'sup, Yan?
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🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Been there/done that. Had a left 1st rib resection 8 years ago due to TOS (thoracic outlet syndrome not terms of service) which was caused a 13" blood clot in my L arm. Fun times.I actually have an extra rib growing around the neck area.
I like to think that one day, someone will attempt to kill me and it'll deflect a bullet or knife or something. Saving my life but rending it unrepairable forcing it to be removed by surgery.Or course I'd hate to lose my little extra rib... But he did his job darn well.
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Missing left ring finger, let's keep it short, drunk nerds who play assasins creed making drunk bets, I lost but won the bet!
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