Hyena's benevolent dictatorship 😼
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That's right the world's going to pot so I'm taking over. Here at the HBD we will look after you and ensure you have a long and happy life so long as you abide by a few of my rules....
1) you can worship whoever you like.
2) you can not push your religion on another person. That includes your own children.
3) religion is not allowed to interfere in the running of the HBD.
4) so long as your actions do not harm another or the HBD you may do as you please.
5) punishment for harming others or the HBD is at the discretion of the HBD but can include expulsion this country. If another country won't take you we will place you on Midway Island. -
6) conscription is compulsory, and will include a stint in the naval blockade of Midway Island. (To ensure ex citizens do not leave).
7) guns are not a right, the HBD may permit you to have a firearm at our discretion. You are responsible for your firearm and will be punished if it is used inappropriately.
8) all health care is being nationalised. All doctors wages will be set to a scale and funded via the government.
9) companies that make more than 10% net profit each year are required to contribute 25% of any excess profit to the HBD, and 25% to the employees.
10) lobbyists are banned.
11) lawyers are banned, the HBD is judge, jury and executioner.
12) professional sports are all to be salary capped and 50% of a professional sports income must be directed into scientific research.
13) media is to all to be paid scale wages. 50% of any income is to be directed to education. -
14) you are required to contribute to society, if you are unable to contribute special dispensation can be obtained from the HBD. If you are unwilling to contribute you can leave. If another country won't have you, you go to Midway...
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Any questions???
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But midway is mean :,( what if the others bully me HBD
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I'm game. Let me in.
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Kaͣrͩaͩs wrote:
I'm game. Let me in.
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Sounds interesting but you know eventually the revolution will come and you will be moving to a small South American country with no extra diction law. 🙀🙀🙀😱😱🏃🏃
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"From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!"
Bananas -1971
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Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Kaͣrͩaͩs wrote:
I'm game. Let me in.
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This has been tried already, they called it the Soviet Union.
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Sorry Hyena you've been Assasinated. Who will our next brave leader be? I vote Democracy!
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Ojibwe wrote:
No, there is a big difference. Communism is meant to be all people working for the common good. It became a dictatorship when those in power would not step down. The HBD is a dictatorship, and by knowing and understanding our role we can move forward for the betterment of our citizens.This has been tried already, they called it the Soviet Union.
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LaTortuga wrote:
If you don't like the HBD we encourage you to leave, we just don't believe there is a safer, more accepting place in the world.Sounds interesting but you know eventually the revolution will come and you will be moving to a small South American country with no extra diction law. 🙀🙀🙀😱😱🏃🏃
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Johnny Mac wrote:
Security is high in the HBD, whilst I feel sorrow at the passing of my double for the media the HBD will survive. Please select a country to move to, if they won't accept you then we will have no choice but to send you to Midway...Sorry Hyena you've been Assasinated. Who will our next brave leader be? I vote Democracy!
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21 street clan wrote:
The HBD is unclear as to whether the comments above are a single question or a separate statement and question.But midway is mean :,( what if the others bully me HBD
If you are concerned about bullying on Midway, you should be. The HBD merely drops you off. We do not provide any support or assistance to those on the island. Those seeking to flee the island will be shot...
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I'll stay in Texas. I'll be responsible for my guns and healthcare.
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ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
Thank you, we appreciate that the HBD is not for everyone.I'll stay in Texas. I'll be responsible for my guns and healthcare.
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CͣAͩNͩINE wrote:
Welcome gentlemen to the HBD. Enjoy your time here, just remember all must contribute, none may harm.Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Kaͣrͩaͩs wrote:
I'm game. Let me in.
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What is free at the HBD to it's citizens;
1) healthcare
2) education
3) emergency services
4) securityWhat is nationalised and subsidized:
1) water
2) power
3) transport -
I am intrigued by your ideas and ideals. May I subscribe to your weekly newsletter?
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🍀δεαδly⌖δʍl😱ᵙǥͨ wrote:
Certainly, we are more than happy to share the good word of the works of the HBD.I am intrigued by your ideas and ideals. May I subscribe to your weekly newsletter?
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Hyena wrote:
And this utopia you speak of, what is the climate like?🍀δεαδly⌖δʍl😱ᵙǥͨ wrote:
Certainly, we are more than happy to share the good word of the works of the HBD.I am intrigued by your ideas and ideals. May I subscribe to your weekly newsletter?
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What is the stance on lechery?This could decide whether I wish to go or not.
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🍀δεαδly⌖δʍl😱ᵙǥͨ wrote:
That's the beauty of the HBD, the country is large enough that you can choose the climate in which you wish to reside...Hyena wrote:
And this utopia you speak of, what is the climate like?🍀δεαδly⌖δʍl😱ᵙǥͨ wrote:
Certainly, we are more than happy to share the good word of the works of the HBD.I am intrigued by your ideas and ideals. May I subscribe to your weekly newsletter?
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Playful lechery I should add.
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Lechery, as in looking at pretty people that you are attracted to is most acceptable. Assaulting someone is not...What is the stance on lechery?This could decide whether I wish to go or not.
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Hyena wrote:
Mmmm,you leave much to think about.Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Lechery, as in looking at pretty people that you are attracted to is most acceptable. Assaulting someone is not...What is the stance on lechery?This could decide whether I wish to go or not.
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Where there is no harm to others you may do as you please....Playful lechery I should add.
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Hyena wrote:
I'm sold. Stick on a couple of pints of Guinness for myself and the far reaching eye of my good friend Vish.🍀δεαδly⌖δʍl😱ᵙǥͨ wrote:
That's the beauty of the HBD, the country is large enough that you can choose the climate in which you wish to reside...Hyena wrote:
And this utopia you speak of, what is the climate like?🍀δεαδly⌖δʍl😱ᵙǥͨ wrote:
Certainly, we are more than happy to share the good word of the works of the HBD.I am intrigued by your ideas and ideals. May I subscribe to your weekly newsletter?
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🍀δεαδly⌖δʍl😱ᵙǥͨ wrote:
Welcome, the more the merrier...Hyena wrote:
I'm sold. Stick on a couple of pints of Guinness for myself and the far reaching eye of my good friend Vish.🍀δεαδly⌖δʍl😱ᵙǥͨ wrote:
That's the beauty of the HBD, the country is large enough that you can choose the climate in which you wish to reside...Hyena wrote:
And this utopia you speak of, what is the climate like?🍀δεαδly⌖δʍl😱ᵙǥͨ wrote:
Certainly, we are more than happy to share the good word of the works of the HBD.I am intrigued by your ideas and ideals. May I subscribe to your weekly newsletter?
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