Hyena's benevolent dictatorship 😼
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So could I have the location of the hdb government headquarters. May you also permit me a firearm. It's for science of course
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nica derp wrote:
1) noSo could I have the location of the hdb government headquarters. May you also permit me a firearm. It's for science of course
2) fill in the appropriate forms, submit to an approved medical and psychological exam. The results of which will be provided to HBD security who will perform a complete evaluation of your application including interviews with neighbours and aquaintences. Timeframe for a response is 12 to 18 months and 95% of applications are declined.... -
CͣAͩNͩINE wrote:
Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Kaͣrͩaͩs wrote:
I'm game. Let me in.
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Hyena wrote:
It is settled so.I look forward to helping you with the applicants,probe in hand.The attachment of photos would certainly help expedite the process and some could gain entry in days if not in hours.nica derp wrote:
1) noSo could I have the location of the hdb government headquarters. May you also permit me a firearm. It's for science of course
2) fill in the appropriate forms, submit to an approved medical and psychological exam. The results of which will be provided to HBD security who will perform a complete evaluation of your application including interviews with neighbours and aquaintences. Timeframe for a response is 12 to 18 months and 95% of applications are declined.... -
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May I be your eye candy😘 -
ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ❤ᵃᵈᵈƦƴɗ wrote:
We would live to have you in the HBD ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ❤. Many a voyuer to appreciate your beauty....🍭Ѵί༦ɧ🍬
May I be your eye candy😘 -
★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:
Welcome my friend.CͣAͩNͩINE wrote:
Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Kaͣrͩaͩs wrote:
I'm game. Let me in.
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ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ❤ᵃᵈᵈƦƴɗ wrote:
I have a truly sweet tooth and you,dear ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ❤,shall have the rubber stamp treatment and gain entry in split seconds in this exceptional case.I shall be very happy indeed in such a fiefdom.🍭Ѵί༦ɧ🍬
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Vish, you can be chief bard and medical examiner for the HBD. Whilst you may not have medical qualifications your subordinates will and I think you will like the role....
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Children are a precious commodity. Any harm done to a child will face appropriate punishment...
Discipline is not harm...
The HBD will make the distinction between the two....
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Hyena wrote:
Im more than willing to provide written references, although to speak of such is an injustice in itself. Vishbume sense to sniff out a Finlay is second to none and will be an excellent addition to HBD.Vish, you can be chief bard and medical examiner for the HBD. Whilst you may not have medical qualifications your subordinates will and I think you will like the role....
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Hyena wrote:
Thank you dear Hyena.I accept the role gladly and what I lack in knowledge I will make up for with a passion for the job in hand.Many an exercise I shall put them through with delight.Hopping and leaping,I vow to immerse myself,with a will,in my duties to give even the hoity-toity types a brilliant shine to make them the brassiest of creatures.Vish, you can be chief bard and medical examiner for the HBD. Whilst you may not have medical qualifications your subordinates will and I think you will like the role....
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I'm in. This sounds absolutely epic! So what you're going to be the Capo of the world? That'd be cool
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Nudity does not cause harm, if citizens choose to bare all that is there choice....
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lev1athan wrote:
Welcome, the HBD realises that there are those who may choose a less fortunate life. As such we would not want to acquire the world as we would have nowhere to send those that do not live by our motto.I'm in. This sounds absolutely epic! So what you're going to be the Capo of the world? That'd be cool
Live as you like but harm no one....
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ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
I'm coming to Texas.I'll stay in Texas. I'll be responsible for my guns and healthcare.
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вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
Texas might take you, but they'd never take Turfa. See you on Midway! I'm submitting my application for Grand Executioner forthwith.ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
I'm coming to Texas.I'll stay in Texas. I'll be responsible for my guns and healthcare.
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Roger That wrote:
There is no death penalty, just expulsion with extreme prejudice.... Pedophiles for example are dropped bleeding into shark infested waters and have to swim to Midway.... Oh and we tattoo their crime on their foreheads and cut off the tackle...вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
Texas might take you, but they'd never take Turfa. See you on Midway! I'm submitting my application for Grand Executioner forthwith.ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
I'm coming to Texas.I'll stay in Texas. I'll be responsible for my guns and healthcare.
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Hyena wrote:
I'll go chum the water.Roger That wrote:
There is no death penalty, just expulsion with extreme prejudice.... Pedophiles for example are dropped bleeding into shark infested waters and have to swim to Midway.... Oh and we tattoo their crime on their foreheads and cut off the tackle...вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
Texas might take you, but they'd never take Turfa. See you on Midway! I'm submitting my application for Grand Executioner forthwith.ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
I'm coming to Texas.I'll stay in Texas. I'll be responsible for my guns and healthcare.
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Roger That wrote:
That would be most helpful... 👆👍 see contributing to the betterment of society...Hyena wrote:
I'll go chum the water.Roger That wrote:
There is no death penalty, just expulsion with extreme prejudice.... Pedophiles for example are dropped bleeding into shark infested waters and have to swim to Midway.... Oh and we tattoo their crime on their foreheads and cut off the tackle...вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
Texas might take you, but they'd never take Turfa. See you on Midway! I'm submitting my application for Grand Executioner forthwith.ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:✂
I'm coming to Texas.So everyone should ask themselves what can they do to better themselves and the HBD....
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So if everybody has free college, who's going to be the garbage man? Who drives the bus? Who roofs houses? Who will work on the oil rigs?
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"An it harm none, do as ye will." - Can we get that on our money? Sounds much more promising than "In God we trust." Can I be in charge of determining what constitutes harm?
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ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
So educated people can't drive buses, roof houses, or work on oil rigs?So if everybody has free college, who's going to be the garbage man? Who drives the bus? Who roofs houses? Who will work on the oil rigs?
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fuqyall wrote:
If this utopia of a dictatorship ever comes to fruition, i'll do all three just to be included.ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
So educated people can't drive buses, roof houses, or work on oil rigs?So if everybody has free college, who's going to be the garbage man? Who drives the bus? Who roofs houses? Who will work on the oil rigs?
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ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
Cheap Chinese labor?😳So if everybody has free college, who's going to be the garbage man? Who drives the bus? Who roofs houses? Who will work on the oil rigs?
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JohnnyUnknown? wrote:
Welcome Johnny.fuqyall wrote:
If this utopia of a dictatorship ever comes to fruition, i'll do all three just to be included.ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
So educated people can't drive buses, roof houses, or work on oil rigs?So if everybody has free college, who's going to be the garbage man? Who drives the bus? Who roofs houses? Who will work on the oil rigs?
@ Mackmech, different people have different abilities and wants. Some may choose to drive a bus rather than study... Remember everyone must contribute to the HBD. Studying is not contributing so you must also contribute via work....
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fuqyall wrote:
"An it harm none, do as ye will." - Can we get that on our money? Sounds much more promising than "In God we trust." Can I be in charge of determining what constitutes harm?
All money will be electronic and requires living DNA match approval.
The HBD security council determine harm and punishments.... Anyone can make application to the HBD security council for determination. False & vexatious accusations will have the punishment reversed upon the accuser.
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☠Ɗɪϻɪɴɪsʜєʀ☠ wrote:
Immigrants are welcome so long as they accept our ways:ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
Cheap Chinese labor?😳So if everybody has free college, who's going to be the garbage man? Who drives the bus? Who roofs houses? Who will work on the oil rigs?
No pushing religion on others
No harming others
Must contribute to society etc....
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Would my photography be considered contributing to society?
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