Godfather тʊʀғᵃ,we salute you.
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A farting princess might draw unwelcome comments just as a spicy dish may elicit grunts of genuine pain or discomfort to say the least.But Turfa hitting Godfather?! That evokes the greatest outcry of all.
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Congratulations my friend!
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Thanks man! It's been 26-odd months in the making ... and it feels goooooood 😈😜👍
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Congrats buddy, but tell Turfa to get off the John and do some work...
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What Hyena said 👆. Lol
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👍🙈👍🙈👍🙈👍🙈👍🙈
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Congrats turfa👍
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Congrats mate! 😄👍
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Congrats!
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Congratulations my friend!
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Is turfa also godfather? Or is only turfa godfather?
🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎁 -
ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл wrote:
He's godmother. Now go fetch your elder a coca cola! 😜Is turfa also godfather? Or is only turfa godfather?
🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎁Thanks again guys. Couldn't have done it (not so quickly) without your help 👍
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Turfa please tell Turfa that OSU says congrats 👏👏 well done mate!
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Retired my arse
Gratz ya arses
Nah I kid😂😂😂
😘💋turfa
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YOU wrote:
Corrected.A farting princess might draw unwelcome comments just as a spicy dish may elicit grunts of genuine pain or discomfort the day after,to say the least.But Turfa hitting Godfather?! That evokes the greatest outcry of all.
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A wicked smile plays on the lips of the youngest Godfather as his beady eyes dance around the room looking for ... that! As the congratulatory guests all stand around sipping their cocktails and chatting about the previous Godfather, this one crawls, spiderlike, along the lattice that lines the ceiling of the hall. His journey goes unnoticed by all as his hair dangles above them. His smoking hair. Dripping hair? Nay! Hair it is not, but mops, dipped in the acid he had spotted earlier!
With screaming and shouting, and much writhing and groaning, the guests one and all collapse to the floor, their cocktail glasses shattering in one million bright flashing pieces of razor sharp glassy shrapnel.
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Oh, the smell of blood, the acid-burned faces, the smoke of cigarettes smouldering against carpet and curtains, and the excited little giggles and hisses of this evil new godfather as he hangs from a chandelier.
Soon he will be joined by his twin, who will do everything possible to help the suffering and dead. He will join them and scamper around to bandage and croon.Perhaps his weak twin should join them down there ... forever!
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👍👍👍
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⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:
You're lucky you turned up late. Everyone else is dead. 👆👍👍👍
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Congrats Turfa!
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ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Thanks nose bleed! 😝Congrats Turfa!
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тʊʀғᵃ - ʀㅌҭɪʀㅌƌ wrote:
i'm the clean up guy. So many bodies so much 💲💲💲 for me. 😎⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:
You're lucky you turned up late. Everyone else is dead. 👆👍👍👍
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Piss off turfa... Really...
Now let turfa out of the basement, hes got the key to the bathroom, filled with backstaffers and orange bycicles, not even mentioning the trampolines...
Oh yeah, i forgot, while hes opening that door, tell him to say hi to primo...
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тʊʀғᵃ - ʀㅌҭɪʀㅌƌ wrote:
It's view bleed 😂ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Thanks nose bleed! 😝Congrats Turfa!
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Big congrats Turfa!
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Backstaffers! I'd forgotten about that 😂Piss off turfa... Really...
Now let turfa out of the basement, hes got the key to the bathroom, filled with backstaffers and orange bycicles, not even mentioning the trampolines...
Oh yeah, i forgot, while hes opening that door, tell him to say hi to primo...
Shut up Gritt, you can't call me out in my own thread 😡
Thanks Charlie. Who are you again?
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тʊʀғᵃ - ʀㅌҭɪʀㅌƌ wrote:
I often ask that question myself..... Always a different answer though.🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Backstaffers! I'd forgotten about that 😂Piss off turfa... Really...
Now let turfa out of the basement, hes got the key to the bathroom, filled with backstaffers and orange bycicles, not even mentioning the trampolines...
Oh yeah, i forgot, while hes opening that door, tell him to say hi to primo...
Shut up Gritt, you can't call me out in my own thread 😡
Thanks Charlie. Who are you again?
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I,myself,was feeling a little off and vomited up the the disagreeable cheap plonk Turfa had proffered.On leaving the toilets I caught Turfa caressing a still victim with his britches down past his knees.He was so taken by the fervour and lust of the moment that he failed to see me move stealthily towards his hunched form.I grabbed a candlestick and swung it down upon his hairy nape,crushing his neck in the process.Yet still he rutted in irregular bursts.I swung again.He fell aside and seethed filthy froth-filled curses at my person,biting his tongue off in the process.Another time it might have been comical to see him natter so but I spied the other Turfa asleep,maw open,by a table and knew I could have no time for jests.Unsure as to who was the good or the bad,I deftly poured a quart of foul milky wash-water,taken from the local village sump,down his gullet.I saw its effects immediately for his entire body went limp as the liquid set to work dissolving his inter-skeletal frame.
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Somewhat pleased with myself I took what monies I could find scattered about and hidden in many a pocket.Then I bid adieu to the quietened revelers and left.
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I have questioned myself since that night of frolics as to which Turfa was which.Having the doubt is an answer in itself I suppose.
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Vishbume you are always so eloquent! 👍🐢
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