Godfather тʊʀғᵃ,we salute you.
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Vish you never cease to amaze me. First you congratulate Turfa then kill not only Turfa but Turfa as well...I have questioned myself since that night of frolics as to which Turfa was which.Having the doubt is an answer in itself I suppose.
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Hyena wrote:
He spilt my pint! 😂🍺Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Vish you never cease to amaze me. First you congratulate Turfa then kill not only Turfa but Turfa as well...I have questioned myself since that night of frolics as to which Turfa was which.Having the doubt is an answer in itself I suppose.
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Bastard! ... all this time, only to be betrayed by one I though to be a friend ... I shall haunt you, traitor. 'Tis a pity that my evil self has passed straight on, for staying true to his nature he took the direct route to his final dwelling place. I, on the other hand, having on occasion taken his role, am forever cursed to haunt this place playing part for both Turfa and Turfa. Ever your awakening moments shall be filled with dread, for in true fashion my name shall become Freddy and into your dreams shall I slip, revenge forth-most in mind.
Tremble at sleep's beckoning, Vishbume The Traitor, for oft shall you beg for Death to lessen your suffering, and oft shall Death fail to come knocking on your door. My murderous, traitorous old friend.
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
A reasonable argument, my Liege.Hyena wrote:
He spilt my pint! 😂🍺Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Vish you never cease to amaze me. First you congratulate Turfa then kill not only Turfa but Turfa as well...I have questioned myself since that night of frolics as to which Turfa was which.Having the doubt is an answer in itself I suppose.
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тʊʀғᵃ - ʀㅌҭɪʀㅌƌ wrote:
Who says im calling you out? I was talking to the other one, git 😡🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Backstaffers! I'd forgotten about that 😂Piss off turfa... Really...
Now let turfa out of the basement, hes got the key to the bathroom, filled with backstaffers and orange bycicles, not even mentioning the trampolines...
Oh yeah, i forgot, while hes opening that door, tell him to say hi to primo...
Shut up Gritt, you can't call me out in my own thread 😡
Lmao
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Now you are calling me names!! 😳😡тʊʀғᵃ - ʀㅌҭɪʀㅌƌ wrote:
Who says im calling you out? I was talking to the other one, git 😡🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Backstaffers! I'd forgotten about that 😂Piss off turfa... Really...
Now let turfa out of the basement, hes got the key to the bathroom, filled with backstaffers and orange bycicles, not even mentioning the trampolines...
Oh yeah, i forgot, while hes opening that door, tell him to say hi to primo...
Shut up Gritt, you can't call me out in my own thread 😡
Lmao
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Only Turfa could start a fight in his own congratulatory thread.... 😳😹😹😹😹😹
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Hyena wrote:
Don't you start! All my friends seem to be turning on me 😕Only Turfa could start a fight in his own congratulatory thread.... 😳😹😹😹😹😹
Freakin turds 😡
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Having found my catnap disturbed by the striped jumper wearing Turfa Krueger,I decided to go down to the place of the party.I made my way through the protesting crows amongst the bloated and farting guests until I found the spiteful Turfas.Not a moment to lose,I set to work with purpose.I took nail clippings,tore off clumps of hair,shook off some dried skin flakes and swabbed for sputum.These I boiled down into a glue which I applied to a crudely fashioned dreamcatcher made from the ribs ripped from both thoraxes.I later hung the item by my sleeping form and it was within my dream that I witnessed its effective power.
Turfa dream-breathed in the waft from the shamanic trinket and was suddenly overcome with a need to release his phantom bowels.This he did whereupon he wiped his crusty pockmarked ass with his bladed hand expunging what was left of his life force.I slept blissfully after that. -
тʊʀғᵃ - ʀㅌҭɪʀㅌƌ wrote:
After you had wiped out the lot! HahahHyena wrote:
Don't you start! All my friends seem to be turning on me 😕Only Turfa could start a fight in his own congratulatory thread.... 😳😹😹😹😹😹
Freakin turds 😡
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Stop killing me! 😭Having found my catnap disturbed by the striped jumper wearing Turfa Krueger,I decided to go down to the place of the party.I made my way through the protesting crows amongst the bloated and farting guests until I found the spiteful Turfas.Not a moment to lose,I set to work with purpose.I took nail clippings,tore off clumps of hair,shook off some dried skin
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.I later hung the item by my sleeping form and it was within my dream that I witnessed its effective power.
Turfa dream-breathed in the waft from the shamanic trinket and was suddenly overcome with a need to release his phantom bowels.This he did whereupon he wiped his crusty pockmarked ass with his bladed hand expunging what was left of his life force.I slept blissfully after that.I'll get you back for this. I will! But tomorrow. It's 10:01pm and I'm going to bed.
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In a preemptive measure,I squeeze what was left of the bodily Turfas into yellow double-stitched potato sacks,but not before affectionately patting the greasy shoe-laced hair.I cast the bags into an incinerator with a massive extractor fan that piped the fumes to a canister nearby.I vacuumed up the ash and nuggets from the tray and had them sealed into a container marker toxic.I then bundled the lot together and had it distilled and poured into a stout oaken barrel with a spigot.This,on being rejected at the Garter bar, was sold to itinerant priestesses who found that a dram of it could make you become a brilliant conversationalist and thus they used it in their fertility rites.
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༺☠ᏩɌ༏M༏Ɲ∆L☠༻ wrote:
👍тʊʀғᵃ - ʀㅌҭɪʀㅌƌ wrote:
It's view bleed 😂ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Thanks nose bleed! 😝Congrats Turfa!
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Much to my horror later however I kicked a head out from under my work bench and it looked nothing like Turfa!It bore a heart shaped tattoo with the initials V.B crudely drawn in as if in biro.With a shrug,I boiled the rotten meat off of the misshapen thing and shrunk it in the process.Out of the jawbone I fashioned a bottle opener and the skull I used as a unique keyring to be used as a fun conversation opener and a gimmick for wooing chicks.The dots I stenciled in later for it to be used as a dice in parlour games.
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I think that last drink killed the party.
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It most certainly did not. I've been working very long days this week and haven't been online much. I told you I'd get back - and I mean it! 😈
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Dear Turfa my friend,how could you both have reset after all the expense and effort we went through for your "Godfather" bash?!
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
It was the only way for him to get rid of that fucking turfa i bet!!!Dear Turfa my friend,how could you both have reset after all the expense and effort we went through for your "Godfather" bash?!
He put up a strong fight, that turfa, and as a last resort, turfa reset.
Fuck turfa!You will be missed turfa...
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