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U-571 Dec 28, 2013

i'll start:

"dont let your sex life fail you just because your wife looks like a shrivelled prune. fake it with cialis. it wont make her any hotter, but it'll make you not care for another three hours"
Hyena Dec 28, 2013

You will respect my authority!!!
CͣAͩNͩINE Dec 28, 2013

What seems to be the officer, problem? 🚨
KingChew Dec 28, 2013

Theres a fine line between being a feminist and a hater
Brown🎵Note Dec 28, 2013

Dammit, woman! Don't go givin' the Loch Ness monster no tree fiddy!
U-571 Dec 28, 2013

Brown🎵Note😲 wrote:
Dammit, woman! Don't go givin' the Loch Ness monster no tree fiddy!

hahaha i totally forgot about that!
MͣAͩUͩLER Dec 28, 2013

CͣAͩNͩINE wrote:
What seems to be the officer, problem? 🚨

this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🌞SomeAssHole🌞 Dec 28, 2013

🎵Vote or die motherfucker vote or die motherfucker

You better voter or die or ill put knife through your eye vote or die🎵
〓BLAMESDAY〓 Dec 28, 2013

....so you're a gay fish?
Slab Bulkhead Dec 29, 2013

Screw you guys, I'm goin home!
М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ Dec 29, 2013

How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
dudeness Dec 29, 2013

You're a grounded ol' bear!
Ʈɧєℜєɖєєɱєℜ Dec 29, 2013

🎵 what what in the butt 🎵 lolol
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 29, 2013

Aw dude, you shot him in the dick. That's not cool buddy, don't shoot a guy in the dick.

*You never shoot a guy in the dick!*
★DΛЯKSTΛЯ★ Dec 29, 2013

I'm gona need about tree fifty. Got damn Loch Ness monster!!!
sural746 Dec 29, 2013

I'm sorry
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 29, 2013

sural746 wrote:
I'm sorry

That was kinda cute.
Should I forgive him guys? 😉
sural746 Dec 29, 2013

I did not mean to offend anyone. I was referencing a quote from cartman
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 29, 2013

sural746 wrote:
I did not mean to offend anyone. I was referencing a quote from cartman

I know mate. I know. I was being a smartass 😝
sural746 Dec 29, 2013

Oh lol
Slab Bulkhead Dec 29, 2013

Don't forget to bring a towel!

You wanna get high?
༦ᵑᘆͦøͫɴͣҡͩƑıʂӈ༤ Dec 29, 2013

Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!
U-571 Dec 29, 2013

SHUTUP KITTY thats a bad kitty!
sural746 Dec 29, 2013

Kenny your family's so poor
~cartman
U-571 Dec 30, 2013

vaginal odor is supposed to be treated very diligently.. VERY diligently!!
Brown🎵Note Dec 30, 2013

"We tested the PH levels in the park this morning..."

"And?"

"It's almost all P; no H."
🔥℘ཞعϮϮყ⌖ცօყ🔥 Dec 30, 2013

Well it's not timmmmaaaaaayyyyy or Jimmmmaaaaaayyyyy seeing how that's mine and brothers name.
✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ Dec 30, 2013

CRIPPLE FIGHTTTTTT!
💻ӈɑͭcͪĸͤєя💻 Dec 30, 2013

Butters go-go juice
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Dec 30, 2013

Cartman: "No good God damn dirty hippies"
😂😂😂😂
P😈Loco(E771) Dec 30, 2013

gunstreet grrl wrote:
You're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel - congratulations!

LMAO XD I LOVE THIS ONE

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