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💻ӈɑͭcͪĸͤєя💻 wrote:
Ugh. *Vomits*Butters go-go juice
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You homosexuals will have all the same rights as "married" couples. But instead of being "married"... You'll be "butt buddies."
Instead of being betrothed... You'll be "butt buddies".
Instead of being man and wife....
You'll be...
Butt buddies.
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Instead of being "bride and groom"... You'll be..
✌️✊Butt Buddies✌️✊
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👍 that
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When they did the aristocrats YouTube it.
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Ned Gerblanski:
"They're coming right for us."
"Rabbit, rabbit, five o'clock!"
"Thin out their numbers." -
🎵"Dying of aids in the cold dark, how they got aids I haven't a clue! Waisting away because of aids and stuff"🎵
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How has no one said "oh my god they killed Kenny""you bastards"
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"It's my body, I do what I want."
"My name is 'Hennifer' Lopez. I like tacos y burritos."
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
"Taco taco, burrito burrito""It's my body, I do what I want."
"My name is 'Hennifer' Lopez. I like tacos y burritos."
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Do you know who this is? This is te little gay kid Internet sensation.
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Oh my god you killed Kenny you bastard !
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VROOMVROOMVROOMVRO
SSSHHHsssshhhh
vroomvroomvroom -
But Hillary Clinton's ass just keeps getting bigger. Also in the news tonite...
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Mr. Jeffries, this is Alan Thompson with the CIA. We have reason to believe that Mrs. Clinton may have a nuclear device up her snatch.
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but father, having sex with boys is part of the catholic priest way of life
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What are you doing?
I'm eating the carpet... My dad says if you want to be a lesbian, you gotta eat carpet! -
Sry if this isn't exact but:
Kyle: Cartman, do you like rainbows?
Cartman: Rainbows, I HATE THOSE THINGS
Stan: Why?
Cartman: They're always crawling up the inside of your asshole.
Kyle: Cartman... Wtf are you talking about
Cartman: Rainbows
Kyle: Rainbows are those colorful things in the sky.
Cartman: Oh! I like those things.
Stan: Cartman, what were you thinking of!
Cartman: NOTHING
Kyle: No Cartman, What crawls up the inside of your ass?
Cartman: NOTTTTHHHHING!!! -
Stan, sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes.Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand.
STAN: But then, why does God give us anything to start with?
CHEF: Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then it would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power. -
ȞΥ͢P͡ΞЯC☢MP͡LΞΧ wrote:
Awesome....
CHEF: Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then it would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power.
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Cartman: Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.
Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.
Stan: Good call.
Cartman: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! yummy. Mm-yummy you guys!Mr. And Mrs. Tenorman chili
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Jimmy:Stan says ur a c-c-cunt-
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No kitty, this is my pot pie! 🍲
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Cartman: moooommmmm kitties being a dildo!!!
Mom: we'll I know a special kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight
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Blame Canada
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