My neighbors wife
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4nick8r wrote:
Don't feel bad. I'm 20 and I knew what he was talking about 😏MacShakn wrote:
😕I guess I'm officially an old guy then.The old guys will get the reference.
Damn spoiled kids and their Internet porn have no idea how tough it was in my day! -
MacShakn wrote:
Remember the old days when you had to go looking for porn, these days porn comes looking for YOU!The old guys will get the reference.
Damn spoiled kids and their Internet porn have no idea how tough it was in my day! -
§ SHЯIИUT § wrote:
😂😂😂👍 I remember downloading '101 Dalmatians' for my son.Double clicked to check the quality and saw a woman and dog,ahem,playing. Deleted it from the computer lightening quick.But what's seen cannot be unseen.Sick fucks had put that shit up with an innocuous title..........and yes,the dog was a Dalmatian.MacShakn wrote:
Remember the old days when you had to go looking for porn, these days porn comes looking for YOU!The old guys will get the reference.
Damn spoiled kids and their Internet porn have no idea how tough it was in my day! -
One time I got pulled over for speeding and wound up banging this hot cop named Ashley...
😉
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❎❎~REVENGE~❎❎ wrote:
Speeding? I thought it was for moonshining, illigal distribution of alcohol with the intent of over consumption 😖One time I got pulled over for speeding and wound up banging this hot cop named Ashley...
😉
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Bang the wife, than the husband. Then tell them both that they cheated on each other..... With you.
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✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
👆👆👆😳😱😱😱😖Bang the wife, than the husband. Then tell them both that they cheated on each other..... With you.
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YOU wrote:
And finally say. "But wait! WHAT'S THIS?!?! For the next hour they have the opportunity for a threesome involving them two and you."Bang the wife, than the husband. Then tell them both that they cheated on each other..... With you.
You are welcome.
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❎❎~REVENGE~❎❎ wrote:
Pay attention people. This is how you start a Penthouse letter. …Unless Ashley is a man - in which case it belongs in another magazine …it's a bit light on detail at the moment and in light of Vishbumes experience we all now have to be a little suspicious of anything!One time I got pulled over for speeding and wound up banging this hot cop named Ashley...
😉
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✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
You, sir, are a geniusYOU wrote:
And finally say. "But wait! WHAT'S THIS?!?! For the next hour they have the opportunity for a threesome involving them two and you."Bang the wife, than the husband. Then tell them both that they cheated on each other..... With you.
You are welcome.
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El Chubaneebre wrote:
Weren't around for this? Lol❎❎~REVENGE~❎❎ wrote:
Pay attention people. This is how you start a Penthouse letter. …Unless Ashley is a man - in which case it belongs in another magazine …it's a bit light on detail at the moment and in light of Vishbumes experience we all now have to be a little suspicious of anything!One time I got pulled over for speeding and wound up banging this hot cop named Ashley...
😉
Sir talk alot... U can explain...
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ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл wrote:
I don't know my idea of a treesome would involve more partners of the female gender.✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
You, sir, are a geniusYOU wrote:
And finally say. "But wait! WHAT'S THIS?!?! For the next hour they have the opportunity for a threesome involving them two and you."Bang the wife, than the husband. Then tell them both that they cheated on each other..... With you.
You are welcome.
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★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
Don't matter, got laid.ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл wrote:
I don't know my idea of a treesome would involve more partners of the female gender.✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
You, sir, are a geniusYOU wrote:
And finally say. "But wait! WHAT'S THIS?!?! For the next hour they have the opportunity for a threesome involving them two and you."Bang the wife, than the husband. Then tell them both that they cheated on each other..... With you.
You are welcome.
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★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
So is that a Maple tree and a Oak treesome or just 2 maples.ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл wrote:
I don't know my idea of a treesome would involve more partners of the female gender.✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
You, sir, are a geniusYOU wrote:
And finally say. "But wait! WHAT'S THIS?!?! For the next hour they have the opportunity for a threesome involving them two and you."Bang the wife, than the husband. Then tell them both that they cheated on each other..... With you.
You are welcome.
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RAIL HER! Deal w/ consequences later.
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
It's been so long since that episode I can't recall what he told us.❎❎~REVENGE~❎❎ wrote:
Speeding? I thought it was for moonshining, illigal distribution of alcohol with the intent of over consumption 😖One time I got pulled over for speeding and wound up banging this hot cop named Ashley...
😉
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
§ SHЯIИUT § wrote:
😂😂😂👍 I remember downloading '101 Dalmatians' for my son.Double clicked to check the quality and saw a woman and dog,ahem,playing. Deleted it from the computer lightening quick.But what's seen cannot be unseen.Sick fucks had put that shit up with an innocuous title..........and yes,the dog was a Dalmatian.MacShakn wrote:
Remember the old days when you had to go looking for porn, these days porn comes looking for YOU!The old guys will get the reference.
Damn spoiled kids and their Internet porn have no idea how tough it was in my day!Seriously, is someone getting lulz for this? That's pretty f*cking sick.
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💩The Other Guy💩 wrote:
My memory isn't what it used to be. I jump in first now, think later. Apologies to Revenge.El Chubaneebre wrote:
Weren't around for this? Lol❎❎~REVENGE~❎❎ wrote:
Pay attention people. This is how you start a Penthouse letter. …Unless Ashley is a man - in which case it belongs in another magazine …it's a bit light on detail at the moment and in light of Vishbumes experience we all now have to be a little suspicious of anything!One time I got pulled over for speeding and wound up banging this hot cop named Ashley...
😉
Sir talk alot... U can explain...
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El Chubaneebre wrote:
😺💩The Other Guy💩 wrote:
My memory isn't what it used to be. I jump in first now, think later. Apologies to Revenge.El Chubaneebre wrote:
Weren't around for this? Lol❎❎~REVENGE~❎❎ wrote:
Pay attention people. This is how you start a Penthouse letter. …Unless Ashley is a man - in which case it belongs in another magazine …it's a bit light on detail at the moment and in light of Vishbumes experience we all now have to be a little suspicious of anything!One time I got pulled over for speeding and wound up banging this hot cop named Ashley...
😉
Sir talk alot... U can explain...
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Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Mickey Dunn!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!! 😡Do you hate your neighbor with a passion and want to be a part of the worst day of his life? If so then you should totally get some of that hot, cosmetically enhanced, married puntang!
It beats the ice cream girl any day! 👍
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💜💙〽isty Ⓓunn💙💜 wrote:
Not his fault his neighbor married a slut. 😂Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Mickey Dunn!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!! 😡Do you hate your neighbor with a passion and want to be a part of the worst day of his life? If so then you should totally get some of that hot, cosmetically enhanced, married puntang!
It beats the ice cream girl any day! 👍
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💜💙〽isty Ⓓunn💙💜 wrote:
Did everyone get that I was being sarcastic and not really suggesting that he go for it??? Cause apparently this Misty Dunn person didn't......Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Mickey Dunn!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!! 😡Do you hate your neighbor with a passion and want to be a part of the worst day of his life? If so then you should totally get some of that hot, cosmetically enhanced, married puntang!
It beats the ice cream girl any day! 👍
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Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
I got it Mickey, but sarcasm is hard to read as it's usually conveyed in the tone of the comment.💜💙〽isty Ⓓunn💙💜 wrote:
Did everyone get that I was being sarcastic and not really suggesting that he go for it??? Cause apparently this Misty Dunn person didn't......Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Mickey Dunn!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!! 😡Do you hate your neighbor with a passion and want to be a part of the worst day of his life? If so then you should totally get some of that hot, cosmetically enhanced, married puntang!
It beats the ice cream girl any day! 👍
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So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before -
Ahaha! You Dunn's are great.
Misty, honey, Mickey was being sarcastic.
Mickey, mate, Misty wants to kill you.
Lol.
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Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Woops... someone stepped on a land mine... 😂😂😂💜💙〽isty Ⓓunn💙💜 wrote:
Did everyone get that I was being sarcastic and not really suggesting that he go for it??? Cause apparently this Misty Dunn person didn't......Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Mickey Dunn!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!! 😡Do you hate your neighbor with a passion and want to be a part of the worst day of his life? If so then you should totally get some of that hot, cosmetically enhanced, married puntang!
It beats the ice cream girl any day! 👍
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I want to hear more about Maverick and his treesome.
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〓ＦＡＣＨＡＮ〓 wrote:
I heard he likes red woods?I want to hear more about Maverick and his treesome.
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〓ＦＡＣＨＡＮ〓 wrote:
treesome? is that when davey takes them to his treehouse?I want to hear more about Maverick and his treesome.
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CͣAͩNͩINE wrote:
You WOODn't understand, it's a French thing.〓ＦＡＣＨＡＮ〓 wrote:
I heard he likes red woods?I want to hear more about Maverick and his treesome.
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