My neighbors wife
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Mystery wrote:
So you're a kid that just lost his virginity, but you're partying with your married neighbors. However, you're eying your neighbor's wife who's apparently old enough to have felt she needed cosmetic surgery? She also told you she's curious about having a fling with you - she has no concerns about statutory rape? Is anything you say true?
... Stop taking the bait Mystery.
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Oh. I missed that.
I'll just keep banging my neighbor and shut up. -
msdaisy wrote:
Its like ice cream. You know it's bad, but it's so hard to resist.... Stop taking the bait Mystery.
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I wish my Maribor was hot
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"I never believed all those stories I read in Penthouse..."
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The ice cream chick will be pissed that your playing with the old hag, and scoope you nuts off.
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MacShakn wrote:
You read the stories 😂😂😂"I never believed all those stories I read in Penthouse..."
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The old guys will get the reference.
Damn spoiled kids and their Internet porn have no idea how tough it was in my day! -
MacShakn wrote:
Lmao, the hustler honey'sThe old guys will get the reference.
Damn spoiled kids and their Internet porn have no idea how tough it was in my day! -
☣✠ꀨৠęędꀨ✠☣ wrote:
Oh god. Wasn't that the chicks that sent in their own Polaroids?MacShakn wrote:
Lmao, the hustler honey'sThe old guys will get the reference.
Damn spoiled kids and their Internet porn have no idea how tough it was in my day! -
MacShakn wrote:
Exactly! Someone doing the most mundane things - (eating ice cream). When all of a sudden this hot barely legal ice cream truck rolls by. All the flavours, the pictures of what's inside, that sweet melody ....The old guys will get the reference.
Damn spoiled kids and their Internet porn have no idea how tough it was in my day!
BRB! -
El Chubaneebre wrote:
I saw her first! 🍦👅MacShakn wrote:
Exactly! Someone doing the most mundane things - (eating ice cream). When all of a sudden this hot barely legal ice cream truck rolls by. All the flavours, the pictures of what's inside, that sweet melody ....The old guys will get the reference.
Damn spoiled kids and their Internet porn have no idea how tough it was in my day!
BRB! -
Plenty of chocolate for everyone. …… that sounds soooo wrong given the context!
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El Chubaneebre wrote:
It's all fun and games till someone gets greedy. Then someone gets the nuts.Plenty of chocolate for everyone. …… that sounds soooo wrong given the context!
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Roger That wrote:
Sometimes you just can't tell until the wrapper is off. By then it's too late, you've got handful of nuts. And if you're just diving in, you may not realise there are nuts until its in your mouth. There may be some here thinking 'what a lark this is', but there are also some that this is all too real. They hide in the shadows, unable to purchase ice creams from the street vendors, it's all home delivered or purchased online for these poor individuals.El Chubaneebre wrote:
It's all fun and games till someone gets greedy. Then someone gets the nuts.Plenty of chocolate for everyone. …… that sounds soooo wrong given the context!
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msdaisy wrote:
Agreed. The dude's lame and has issues.Mystery wrote:
So you're a kid that just lost his virginity, but you're partying with your married neighbors. However, you're eying your neighbor's wife who's apparently old enough to have felt she needed cosmetic surgery? She also told you she's curious about having a fling with you - she has no concerns about statutory rape? Is anything you say true?
... Stop taking the bait Mystery.
Seriously davey, what did you hope to accomplish w this post? -
YOU wrote:
What are you going to do? Nail her and then brag about it on the gd? That's lame. Get some self respect.msdaisy wrote:
Agreed. The dude's lame and has issues.Mystery wrote:
So you're a kid that just lost his virginity, but you're partying with your married neighbors. However, you're eying your neighbor's wife who's apparently old enough to have felt she needed cosmetic surgery? She also told you she's curious about having a fling with you - she has no concerns about statutory rape? Is anything you say true?
... Stop taking the bait Mystery.
Seriously davey, what did you hope to accomplish w this post? -
₭íƖʛɵяȩ🐟Ƭяøϋʈ wrote:
YOU wrote:
What are you going to do? Nail her and then brag about it on the gd? That's lame. Get some self respect.msdaisy wrote:
Agreed. The dude's lame and has issues.Mystery wrote:
So you're a kid that just lost his virginity, but you're partying with your married neighbors. However, you're eying your neighbor's wife who's apparently old enough to have felt she needed cosmetic surgery? She also told you she's curious about having a fling with you - she has no concerns about statutory rape? Is anything you say true?
... Stop taking the bait Mystery.
Seriously davey, what did you hope to accomplish w this post?Yeah, at least talk about it on Pal where we can see pics of her.
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No one seems to get it, but i got a bunch that the icecreamgirl was in fact his neighbours daughter, now hes leveling it up and going for mom...
I sure hope they dont have a Son 😉
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Babies havin babies!No one seems to get it, but i got a bunch that the icecreamgirl was in fact his neighbours daughter, now hes leveling it up and going for mom...
I sure hope they dont have a Son 😉
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Hit that shit, yo!
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₭íƖʛɵяȩ🐟Ƭяøϋʈ wrote:
Get a grip, get a lifemsdaisy wrote:
Agreed. The dude's lame and has issues.Mystery wrote:
So you're a kid that just lost his virginity, but you're partying with your married neighbors. However, you're eying your neighbor's wife who's apparently old enough to have felt she needed cosmetic surgery? She also told you she's curious about having a fling with you - she has no concerns about statutory rape? Is anything you say true?
... Stop taking the bait Mystery.
Seriously davey, what did you hope to accomplish w this post?
It's a story , this is fun and what life is about
Musings about everyday occurrences .
I think your lame -
Mystery wrote:
He just want us Internet people to think he's cool.So you're a kid that just lost his virginity, but you're partying with your married neighbors. However, you're eying your neighbor's wife who's apparently old enough to have felt she needed cosmetic surgery? She also told you she's curious about having a fling with you - she has no concerns about statutory rape? Is anything you say true?
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JohnnyUnknown? wrote:
Yea and I'm having a date with a super model tonight....Pictures, or it never happened! 😉
Yea pictures required otherwise i call b.s. :) -
http://youtu.be/UE6iAjEv9dQ
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When she said 'I'm going to fuck you up!' That was because you were masturbating in her living room ..... not a come on.
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Don't do anything and have some damn morals.
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davey da kidd wrote:
That's ok we think your pathetic so your opinion really is of little value...₭íƖʛɵяȩ🐟Ƭяøϋʈ wrote:
Get a grip, get a lifemsdaisy wrote:
Agreed. The dude's lame and has issues.Mystery wrote:
So you're a kid that just lost his virginity, but you're partying with your married neighbors. However, you're eying your neighbor's wife who's apparently old enough to have felt she needed cosmetic surgery? She also told you she's curious about having a fling with you - she has no concerns about statutory rape? Is anything you say true?
... Stop taking the bait Mystery.
Seriously davey, what did you hope to accomplish w this post?
It's a story , this is fun and what life is about
Musings about everyday occurrences .
I think your lame -
MacShakn wrote:
😕I guess I'm officially an old guy then.The old guys will get the reference.
Damn spoiled kids and their Internet porn have no idea how tough it was in my day! -
⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:
Hey! The stories are great! 😂MacShakn wrote:
You read the stories 😂😂😂"I never believed all those stories I read in Penthouse..."
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