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★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Sep 3, 2013

-At least one of your relatives(inbred included) can play the fiddle.
-Beer and whiskey, water is for the animals.
-hunting season is the only time you book off work.
Add yours!
SkyTheLimit Sep 3, 2013

You ask, seriously, if there are trees in the city before you go
P😈Loco(E771) Sep 3, 2013

Would I be cheating if I post all of foxworthy's YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... Jokes?
ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) Sep 3, 2013

When you get your first gun at 5
Fuqyall-retired Sep 3, 2013

You see a speed limit sign and think it's silly - your tractor won't go that fast anyway.
Պⱥץც_ㄥᵃŧɛя Sep 3, 2013

You think your tractors sexy
〓ＣＨＵＣＫＹ〓 Sep 3, 2013

fuqyall wrote:
You see a speed limit sign and think it's silly - your tractor won't go that fast anyway.

... But realize it will be good for target practice with the gun you've had since age 5.
Fuqyall-retired Sep 3, 2013

Your Sunday clothes are Carhart overalls and a seed hat.
💍ᎫᏋᏇᏋᏝ🔥ᎢᏲᎥᏋᎵ💎 Sep 3, 2013

Your family tree doesn't spike.... Oh wait, thats rednecks, sorry wrong thread.
P😈Loco(E771) Sep 3, 2013

💍ᎫᏋᏇᏋᏝ🔥ᎢᏲᎥᏋᎵ💎 wrote:
Your family tree doesn't spike.... Oh wait, thats rednecks, sorry wrong thread.

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✯RagnarLoðbrók✯ Sep 3, 2013

There is only one stoplight in your county.
〓 J C 〓 Sep 3, 2013

You're 12 gauge has a place at the table.
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Sep 3, 2013

If your hunting dog has slept with you more than your wife...
4nick8r Sep 3, 2013

Venison isn't an exotic meat, it's what's for supper.

You're eating bacon for breakfast; you know the name of the pig it came from.
rojo2017 Sep 3, 2013

You go into incoming trafic to hit a deer. The color of your truck is mud.
ЅᎯℒℒᎽ☠ Sep 3, 2013

You got your $12 rubber boots at the co-op. not the $300 dollar rubber boots at the swanky place downtown
★REΛPEЯ★ Sep 3, 2013

I can't believe Hillbilly hasn't posted here yet
★ΛCΞ★ Sep 3, 2013

One time I visited family in Maryland, and a kid on the beach asked me if I have ever seen a cow ... 😒
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Sep 4, 2013

If your names ★MΛΥΗΞΜ★
〓ＤＲＥＡＭＳＭＡＳＨＥＲ〓 Sep 4, 2013

if this reads the same way frontwards as it does backwards
SlapahamonomahapalS
〓ＤＲＥＡＭＳＭＡＳＨＥＲ〓 Sep 4, 2013

Also if ya piss off if the front porch at any hour without looking to see who is around
〓ＤＲＥＡＭＳＭＡＳＨＥＲ〓 Sep 4, 2013

* Front Deck *
✞€ℍ₳ℙ╚₳ł₦✞ Sep 4, 2013

If your escorted out the door of Trump Tower when asking where's the restroom in New York and told its down the street."Jace, Duck Dynasty"
Kaͣrͩaͩs Sep 4, 2013

If you can get to a rifle quicker than you can to your mothers birth control.
I⃫P⃫A⃫ Sep 4, 2013

If you live near me!!! 🐻
★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Sep 4, 2013

Got more bucks on your wall than bucks in your wallet.
RW🍄 Sep 4, 2013

When you would rather wear boots than tennis shoes.
〓ＣＲＩＳ〓 Sep 4, 2013

When your dream trucks an 88!!!
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Sep 4, 2013

If you know what .223
5.45 and 7.62 mean
༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ Sep 4, 2013

⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:
If you know what .223
5.45 and 7.62 mean

That's not country, that's being informed.
TrailerTrash 💔 Sep 4, 2013

If you live where I live.

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