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• ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ Sep 4, 2013

  ⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:

  If you know what .223
  5.45 and 7.62 mean
  

  Lmao at this one
• Hyena Sep 4, 2013

  ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:

  ⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:

  If you know what .223
  5.45 and 7.62 mean
  

  Lmao at this one
  

  😳 I don't get it... 🏬🏢🏫🏥⛪🏩🏥🏡🏬🏩⛪🏩🏩⛪
• Hyena Sep 4, 2013

  When you hear country and think music...
• 〓SHЯIИUT〓 Sep 4, 2013

  When your mother is also your sister, and you have to share her with pa!
• Σχϲιѕιøη Sep 4, 2013

  ＮＩＲＶＡＮＡ wrote:

  When your mother is also your sister, and you have to share her with pa!
  

  I hate sharing 😡
• ★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Sep 4, 2013

  Heard bout some groudhogs up the road causing hell but ya can't do nothing cause Grampas got the .22 and your sister rolled your quad again, fuck.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Sep 4, 2013

  When you cut the roof off of a 16 passenger van with a splitting maul, spray paint the words "farm use" on it, and take it to the club with a big hillbilly euntorage.
• JohnnyUnknown? Sep 4, 2013

  I always thought i was country for chasing racoons thru the fields on my cockshutt, with .22 in hand and drinking a rye n coke out of a travel mug...

  Wait... I think it proves it.

  🐼🐼🐼🚜 (i know its a panda, couldnt find a bandit!)
• appljax 2012 Sep 5, 2013

  You pack grizzly
• Տヨ∆ℳㄩՏ Sep 5, 2013

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  When you cut the roof off of a 16 passenger van with a splitting maul, spray paint the words "farm use" on it, and take it to the club with a big hillbilly euntorage.
  

  I'd pay to see this.
• 4nick8r Sep 5, 2013

  You drink corn whiskey.

  Bonus points if you know who distilled it.

  Double points if you distilled it.
• ☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Sep 5, 2013

  4nick8r wrote:

  You drink corn whiskey.

  Bonus points if you know who distilled it.

  Double points if you distilled it.
  

  Triple points if cops drink it with you.
• Hyena Sep 5, 2013

  ⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:

  4nick8r wrote:

  You drink corn whiskey.

  Bonus points if you know who distilled it.

  Double points if you distilled it.
  

  Triple points if cops drink it with you.

  Quadruple points if you live your life by points....
• ~REVENGE~ Sep 5, 2013

  ⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:

  If you know what .223
  5.45 and 7.62 mean
  

  You mean 5.56?
• 4nick8r Sep 6, 2013

  ❎❎~REVENGE~❎❎ wrote:

  ⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:

  If you know what .223
  5.45 and 7.62 mean
  

  You mean 5.56?

  5.56X45 is used in the AR platform. 5.45X39 is used in the AK-74, the Russians answer to the .223/5.56.
• 𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓜𝓬𝓜@𝓓 Sep 6, 2013

  If your auto correct changes you all to y'all 😂😂😂
• ˛❥࿔ℳⱥⅆ˜❧ᙢ⍺₥₳˞ৡ༅ Sep 6, 2013

  😏If ur daughter looks forward to her twelfth becuz she gets a her first gun!!😉
• 𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓜𝓬𝓜@𝓓 Sep 6, 2013

  If your dad takes your trigger out your gun because you dry fire it at your best friend on a spent shell!!!
• 𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓜𝓬𝓜@𝓓 Sep 6, 2013

  His name was Tony😂😂😂😂😂
• ☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Sep 6, 2013

  4nick8r wrote:

  ❎❎~REVENGE~❎❎ wrote:

  ⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:

  If you know what .223
  5.45 and 7.62 mean
  

  You mean 5.56?

  5.56X45 is used in the AR platform. 5.45X39 is used in the AK-74, the Russians answer to the .223/5.56.

  True . You can always change the upper to the AR platform . The 7.62X35mm looks sweet 300 black out
• NaiBlanc Sep 6, 2013

  4nick8r wrote:

  Venison isn't an exotic meat, it's what's for supper.

  You're eating bacon for breakfast; you know the name of the pig you f***ed!!
  

  Fixed! 😉
• NaiBlanc Sep 6, 2013

  Hyena wrote:

  ⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:

  4nick8r wrote:

  You drink corn whiskey.

  Bonus points if you know who distilled it.

  Double points if you distilled it.
  

  Triple points if cops drink it with you.

  Quadruple points if you live your life by points....

  Oh times them points by a hundred if you're screwing the policemans daughter!!!!
• Տɵɴʂ ɵғ ₳ɴaʀcʜy Sep 6, 2013

  When you install a house AC into the back of your pickup:D
• 4nick8r Sep 7, 2013

  ⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:

  4nick8r wrote:

  ❎❎~REVENGE~❎❎ wrote:

  ⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:

  If you know what .223
  5.45 and 7.62 mean
  

  You mean 5.56?

  5.56X45 is used in the AR platform. 5.45X39 is used in the AK-74, the Russians answer to the .223/5.56.

  True . You can always change the upper to the AR platform . The 7.62X35mm looks sweet 300 black out

  I just got my 300 blackout barrel in from MidwayUSA for my AR pistol. Can't wait to swap it out & give it a roll.
• P😈Loco(E771) Sep 7, 2013

  SCR3AMINPHOENIX wrote:

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  When you cut the roof off of a 16 passenger van with a splitting maul, spray paint the words "farm use" on it, and take it to the club with a big hillbilly euntorage.
  

  I'd pay to see this.

  Was thinking the same
• 〓§ÏÇÅ☈ÏÚ§〓 Sep 7, 2013

  ⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:

  If you know what .223
  5.45 and 7.62 mean
  

  👍😎
• 〓§ÏÇÅ☈ÏÚ§〓 Sep 7, 2013

  ♛☣☠✠ཀ@ᙃ✠☠☣♛ wrote:

  If your auto correct changes you all to y'all 😂😂😂
  

  Being from Chicago, we say yous-guys.
• 4nick8r Sep 7, 2013

  〓SICARIUS〓 wrote:

  ♛☣☠✠ཀ@ᙃ✠☠☣♛ wrote:

  If your auto correct changes you all to y'all 😂😂😂
  

  Being from Chicago, we say yous-guys.

  By definition, Chicago = not from the country. 😎
• ~REVENGE~ Sep 7, 2013

  4nick8r wrote:

  ❎❎~REVENGE~❎❎ wrote:

  ⌖🔥ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ🔥⌖ wrote:

  If you know what .223
  5.45 and 7.62 mean
  

  You mean 5.56?

  5.56X45 is used in the AR platform. 5.45X39 is used in the AK-74, the Russians answer to the .223/5.56.

  And how many country folk have one? Zero that I know of. I know plenty running 7.62 shorts, though.

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