Questions you were always afraid to ask.
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Send them to my inbox and I'll post them here. Hopefully somebody can answer them. No derogatory terms please.
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Will I really go blind?
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Will I be rich?
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Is it really just a rash?
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Can spanking the monkey too much real make me go blind?
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davey da kidd wrote:
Will I be rich?
...everyone now ... 🎶 Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be. 🎶 -
4 replies and not one of you read the instructions 😔
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
4 replies and not one of you read the instructions 😔
... We think outside the box.
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
What you expected more from this community of delinquents and reprobates....4 replies and not one of you read the instructions 😔
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Latin♛King wrote:
Will I really go blind?
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
No but you will get callouses on your hands so everyone knows you've been wanking...Can spanking the monkey too much real make me go blind?
Made you look....
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Yes, but it will spread until it covers your entire body. You will get a job in the circus freak show as the lobster and pop out of a giant pot on stage until one day in a tragic accident they swap the pot for a pressure cooker and you can't get the lid off from the inside...Is it really just a rash?
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msdaisy wrote:
I didn't count you, as you were replying to a reply 😜✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
4 replies and not one of you read the instructions 😔
... We think outside the box.
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Will I be pretty?
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I'm outside the box
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
What are these "instructions" you speak of?4 replies and not one of you read the instructions 😔
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Are we there yet?
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Yes you are there and now you are not!!!🎫🚀
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What's bigger, spy's cup size or the size of the whole in your cracked ribs as she pummels the shit outta you for copping a cheap feel?
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Do you still love me?
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La tortuga wrote:
No and if you ask one more time I will pull over and you can bloody well walk....Are we there yet?
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༄☣βŁιnd☠Łιmιτ☣༄ wrote:
Love is blind....Do you still love me?
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davey da kidd wrote:
Only after the operation... ✂✂😳😁Will I be pretty?
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Sabasaul wrote:
The hole in my ribs, but it was worth it....What's bigger, spy's cup size or the size of the whole in your cracked ribs as she pummels the shit outta you for copping a cheap feel?
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Can I keep the puppy?
Where do babies come from? -
Why?
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Hi.
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Is it in?
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La tortuga wrote:
NoCan I keep the puppy?
Where do babies come from?
Cabbage patches.. -
La tortuga wrote:
Because...Why?
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ωı☦cʜɛs☪sɑʙʙɑ☦ʜ wrote:
😪 Yes...Is it in?
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Hyena wrote:
😂ωı☦cʜɛs☪sɑʙʙɑ☦ʜ wrote:
😪 Yes...Is it in?
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