Questions you were always afraid to ask.
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ωı☦cʜɛs☪sɑʙʙɑ☦ʜ wrote:
Are you that loose?Is it in?
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Can it all be so simple?
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Hyena wrote:
You mean... That's all??😳ωı☦cʜɛs☪sɑʙʙɑ☦ʜ wrote:
😪 Yes...Is it in?
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Of course not. However when I apply the transecting angles and increase the load to cope with the added weight, multiplying it across the vectors before inverting one must also remember to apply the correct fuel or we all blow up. That being said we did all blow up in an alternate reality where I used orange skins instead of banana skins to fuel my time travelling device thereby enabling it to work so I travelled back in time accidentally running my father over before I was conceived thereby making my existence impossible so I couldn't have run him over.....Can it all be so simple?
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fuqyall wrote:
Well I put the cake in the oven but I had forgotten to turn it on so it didn't cook....Hyena wrote:
You mean... That's all??😳ωı☦cʜɛs☪sɑʙʙɑ☦ʜ wrote:
😪 Yes...Is it in?
That's just so sad. -
Latin♛King wrote:
If you masturbate too much, you will go blind.Will I really go blind?
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
What's to much??Latin♛King wrote:
If you masturbate too much, you will go blind.Will I really go blind?
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Hyena wrote:
You cant travel through time! You don't have 1.5 gigawats!!✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Of course not. However when I apply the transecting angles and increase the load to cope with the added weight, multiplying it across the vectors before inverting one must also remember to apply the correct fuel or we all blow up. That being said we did all blow up in an alternate reality where I used orange skins instead of banana skins to fuel my time travelling device thereby enabling it to work so I travelled back in time accidentally running my father over before I was conceived thereby making my existence impossible so I couldn't have run him over.....Can it all be so simple?
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chicken wing wrote:
ERed for not reading it correctly... Of course I don't have time travel, I tried using Banana skins. It was in the alternate universe that no longer exists because of the paradox I caused which resulted in its implosion where I had time travel because I used orange skins. You ever lit the spray from an orange skin??? It does burn if you do it right. Heaps of power inside an orange skin...Hyena wrote:
You cant travel through time! You don't have 1.5 gigawats!!✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
✂...✂
See I said it wasn't simple....
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Hyena wrote:
Very good question.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
What's to much??Latin♛King wrote:
If you masturbate too much, you will go blind.Will I really go blind?
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Hyena wrote:
Damn it....I didLatin♛King wrote:
Will I really go blind?
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
No but you will get callouses on your hands so everyone knows you've been wanking...Can spanking the monkey too much real make me go blind?
Made you look....
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Is taz really a 12 year old munchkin?
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Latin♛King wrote:
No there's never too much and it won't make you go blind. I should know I used to be an apprentice baiter, but I got my masters a long time ago.Hyena wrote:
Very good question.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
What's to much??Latin♛King wrote:
If you masturbate too much, you will go blind.Will I really go blind?
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🇬🇧✨乃عทزy✨🎿 wrote:
I herd it's trueIs taz really a 12 year old munchkin?
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davey da kidd wrote:
Herd? You have cattle?🇬🇧✨乃عทزy✨🎿 wrote:
I herd it's trueIs taz really a 12 year old munchkin?
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ωı☦cʜɛs☪sɑʙʙɑ☦ʜ wrote:
😂davey da kidd wrote:
Herd? You have cattle?🇬🇧✨乃عทزy✨🎿 wrote:
I herd it's trueIs taz really a 12 year old munchkin?
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Hyena wrote:
Why because?La tortuga wrote:
Because...Why?
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Vlad Spatula wrote:
Because why?Hyena wrote:
Why because?La tortuga wrote:
Because...Why?
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ωı☦cʜɛs☪sɑʙʙɑ☦ʜ wrote:
Are u a teacher?davey da kidd wrote:
Herd? You have cattle?🇬🇧✨乃عทزy✨🎿 wrote:
I herd it's trueIs taz really a 12 year old munchkin?
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davey da kidd wrote:
Why? Need a lecture in spelling?ωı☦cʜɛs☪sɑʙʙɑ☦ʜ wrote:
Are u a teacher?davey da kidd wrote:
Herd? You have cattle?🇬🇧✨乃عทزy✨🎿 wrote:
I herd it's trueIs taz really a 12 year old munchkin?
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Why are u asking 2 qeustoins ?
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davey da kidd wrote:
What's a qeustoins?Why are u asking 2 qeustoins ?
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If a guy is in a forest and there are no women to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Schmidty wrote:
Of course he is. I'm sure you know the old saying "Men to the left because women are always right!"If a guy is in a forest and there are no women to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Are any of you drug addicts ?
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ƘĬŊᎶ☠И↭山↭Я☠ wrote:
Been clean for 14 yearsAre any of you drug addicts ?
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ƘĬŊᎶ☠И↭山↭Я☠ wrote:
Define Addict...Are any of you drug addicts ?
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ωı☦cʜɛs☪sɑʙʙɑ☦ʜ wrote:
Davey, your device has autocorrect. Jus sayin.....as this seems to be an issue since you can't spell.davey da kidd wrote:
What's a qeustoins?Why are u asking 2 qeustoins ?
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👆 Is there a questin there?
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Why am I naked?
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