Would you fuck Courtney Love?
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Seriously, this is a debate I've had with more than one person over the years & it always boggles my mind that there are warped individuals out there who would jump on that opportunity literaly.
Regardless of how good she may look (everyone has their own version of what does it for them), how many times she may have been tested clean, how freaky the sex might be...the only thing I see is diseased & damaged goods.
The amount shit she's put in her body & the amount of shit she has put in her body to get the shit to put in her body is mind numbing to try and comprehend.
Just looking for others opinions on such a charming proposition. -
She is not the one.
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Sorry but Courtney who? I still have the silly phone on my screen and its blocking the second name.
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Sabasaul wrote:
the only thing I see is diseased & damaged goods.
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0/10 would not bang
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Don't guys prefer tight lips? I guess some guys might if they are getting no lips. I mean loose lips are better than no lips presumably?
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I'd hit it, three times. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
It would still make for a good story, no matter how it turned out.Sabasaul wrote:
the only thing I see is diseased & damaged goods.
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★Λddi★ wrote:
To an extent. But when it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, what's the point?Don't guys prefer tight lips? I guess some guys might if they are getting no lips. I mean loose lips are better than no lips presumably?
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No, just no.
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💀Darken Rahl💀 wrote:
This, with exclamation points.No, just no.
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★Λddi★ wrote:
🙈🙉🙊 😂😂😂Don't guys prefer tight lips? I guess some guys might if they are getting no lips. I mean loose lips are better than no lips presumably?
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
That's what I'm screaming! Lolol★Λddi★ wrote:
To an extent. But when it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, what's the point?Don't guys prefer tight lips? I guess some guys might if they are getting no lips. I mean loose lips are better than no lips presumably?
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All of the above reasons, plus a slight chance of getting shot afterwards, no thanks.
I'd fuck Francis Bean like an escaped Viagra lab monkey, though.
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Sure why not ... Every one is a prize lol
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She's disgusting.
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Here's how I'd imagine the sexytime would be.....kiss her face and tastes like a dead kipper mixed with that unflossed mouth smell of rotting anus. Then removing underwear with a burst of dog poo,warm sick,cooked rotten egg and anything else that smells generally rotten.
Then the deed of entering her....I've just been sick in my mouth.Would I try it? Yeah why not....ill give her a bash
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At the end of the day,
Pussy is pussy 😜
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C'mon be honest people you've all done worse after a bottle vodka id fuck the hole in ozone layer...just sayin 😉
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YOU wrote:
Saying that I may have to double bag lolAt the end of the day,
Pussy is pussy 😜
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
Thank you. You never cease to make me laugh with your posts. And it's usually at a pretty inappropriate point in RL. Just as an FYI, the wife doesn't like you at all. 😂Here's how I'd imagine the sexytime would be.....kiss her face and tastes like a dead kipper mixed with that unflossed mouth smell of rotting anus. Then removing underwear with a burst of dog poo,warm sick,cooked rotten egg and anything else that smells generally rotten.
Then the deed of entering her....I've just been sick in my mouth.Would I try it? Yeah why not....ill give her a bash
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
Fucking Hilarious! 👆She wasn't even doable in her younger years. 😂😂😂Here's how I'd imagine the sexytime would be.....kiss her face and tastes like a dead kipper mixed with that unflossed mouth smell of rotting anus. Then removing underwear with a burst of dog poo,warm sick,cooked rotten egg and anything else that smells generally rotten.
Then the deed of entering her....I've just been sick in my mouth.Would I try it? Yeah why not....ill give her a bash
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Sabasaul wrote:
Why? Would she have preferred a yes or no answer? Sometimes I have to write what's rattling around in my head...if this upsets women folk I do appologise to them (except Courtney love) she smells funny💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
Thank you. You never cease to make me laugh with your posts. And it's usually at a pretty inappropriate point in RL. Just as an FYI, the wife doesn't like you at all. 😂Here's how I'd imagine the sexytime would be.....kiss her face and tastes like a dead kipper mixed with that unflossed mouth smell of rotting anus. Then removing underwear with a burst of dog poo,warm sick,cooked rotten egg and anything else that smells generally rotten.
Then the deed of entering her....I've just been sick in my mouth.Would I try it? Yeah why not....ill give her a bash
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Pass
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No, but at the time of The People VS Larry Flynt I might have given it a second thought.
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Hell ya I would add a notch for her lol she likely a freak in the sheets
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Unfortunately I become a really cheap slut after a few drinks.... So odds are if there was an opportunity and I was smashed I would take it.... I'm sorry to all those who I have just disappointed.... 😥
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Better question: Courtney or Oprah?
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I'm a fan of not having the hep or oozing and burning from my unmentionables, so I'm gonna have to say no. However, if my life depended on it, at least I could say I fucked Kurt Cobain by proxy....which would be weird since I was 8 or 9 when he died.
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Ϯℌɛ ǤɪǷǷęƦ wrote:
I'd rather catch something from Oprah. Like wealth cooties.Better question: Courtney or Oprah?
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No. No no no no no no no no. No! Unless I was drunk. Then yes, but I wouldn't be proud of it. Although, it'd give me the opportunity to ask what really happened to kurt, then see how long I could hang on for.
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