Would you fuck Courtney Love?
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Not even with tweaks dick !!!!!👍👍😄
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Ϯℌɛ ǤɪǷǷęƦ wrote:
That's not even a viable question. Oprah wins hands down. I'd hammer that without a safety net 100 times before I'd poke the hickory stick into Courtney quadruple wrapped. The shit she has would probably melt Kevlar in under a minute.Better question: Courtney or Oprah?
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nalafira wrote:
Im not proud of this fact, but yes. After a couple tips, i'd tip her.C'mon be honest people you've all done worse after a bottle vodka id fuck the hole in ozone layer...just sayin 😉
I would have to be thinking of her in her 'Hole' days though.. Anything after that and sh!t gets scary. And i mean come on, you could prolly work in a pretty good cash flow out of it, your 15 seconds of fame, if you would.
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JohnnyUnknown? wrote:
Yeah, you could set up am entire camera crew in her Holenalafira wrote:
Im not proud of this fact, but yes. After a couple tips, i'd tip her.C'mon be honest people you've all done worse after a bottle vodka id fuck the hole in ozone layer...just sayin 😉
I would have to be thinking of her in her 'Hole' days though.. Anything after that and sh!t gets scary. And i mean come on, you could prolly work in a pretty good cash flow out of it, your 15 seconds of fame, if you would.
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I was considering it, but my penis detached itself from my body and ran away. I think it's hiding in the closet.
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fuqyall wrote:
Well go in there and get it so the two of you can come out of the closet together like you should have done Yeats ago. The first step towards happiness is admitting who you are. It's ok, you're amungst friends here. If you're looking for some support groups, Big Jake can help you out.I was considering it, but my penis detached itself from my body and ran away. I think it's hiding in the closet.
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Not even with SABA's dick would I get within shouting distance of that trash can.
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Sabasaul wrote:
Lol. Saba, I came out of the closet over 15 years ago! But I do like the ladies every now and then. Courtney Love, of course, is no lady.fuqyall wrote:
Well go in there and get it so the two of you can come out of the closet together like you should have done Yeats ago. The first step towards happiness is admitting who you are. It's ok, you're amungst friends here. If you're looking for some support groups, Big Jake can help you out.I was considering it, but my penis detached itself from my body and ran away. I think it's hiding in the closet.
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fuqyall wrote:
Damn it. Doesn't pack the same punch if you're already out. Fine. Steal my thunder. The least you could have done was tossed me a bone (no Freudian slip) and said that big jake helped you with that decession.Sabasaul wrote:
Lol. Saba, I came out of the closet over 15 years ago! But I do like the ladies every now and then. Courtney Love, of course, is no lady.fuqyall wrote:
Well go in there and get it so the two of you can come out of the closet together like you should have done Yeats ago. The first step towards happiness is admitting who you are. It's ok, you're amungst friends here. If you're looking for some support groups, Big Jake can help you out.I was considering it, but my penis detached itself from my body and ran away. I think it's hiding in the closet.
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Normally in that situation (one where you know her vag is a cave) I'd say I'd let her blow me. But her mouth scares me. I bet there's undiscovered STD's in her saliva.
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Lol. Closets are for clothes. Bones are for something else entirely...😳😋
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Hell, I'd tap almost anything with a twat and a pulse. But even swamp would pass on her.
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Crabs jump. No
Herpes are forever. No
HIV kills. NoCourtney hole is worse than a moped. I doubt it would be a fun ride and your reputation is ruined if your friends see you on her! Something tells me she's more into farm animals anyway....
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Damn. This is getting harsh. I might feel a little bad for her.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Damn it is pretty callous 😳😂Damn. This is getting harsh. I might feel a little bad for her.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Speaking of callous, in pretty damn sure you'd find a bunch if those on her in some pretty choice spots.ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Damn it is pretty callous 😳😂Damn. This is getting harsh. I might feel a little bad for her.
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Me, it is death and decomposition first.
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Sabasaul wrote:
Fook me! Yer the last person I thought would be fussy where they wipe their feet!Seriously, this is a debate I've had with more than one person over the years & it always boggles my mind that there are warped individuals out there who would jump on that opportunity literaly.
Regardless of how good she may look (everyone has their own version of what does it for them), how many times she may have been tested clean, how freaky the sex might be...the only thing I see is diseased & damaged goods.
The amount shit she's put in her body & the amount of shit she has put in her body to get the shit to put in her body is mind numbing to try and comprehend.
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..... I wanna go last.....
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✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
10 man points just for being dirty mate 😂..... I wanna go last.....
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✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
😳 Goddamn you sick, freaky bastard. Never knew you had that kinda side. Nice to see it 😝😂😂..... I wanna go last.....
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
But I want ༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ to go right before me.✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
😳 Goddamn you sick, freaky bastard. Never knew you had that kinda side. Nice to see it 😝😂😂..... I wanna go last.....
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I'd tap it!!!!
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★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
Ewww!!! I thought I knew you.I'd tap it!!!!
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Maybe we can find 2 other TW players and make her airtight!!!!😳
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✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
But I want ༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ to go right before me.✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
😳 Goddamn you sick, freaky bastard. Never knew you had that kinda side. Nice to see it 😝😂😂..... I wanna go last.....
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If I had some free time, absolutely.
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Looks at post. Sees there are 65 replies. Grabs popcorn.
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She sure fucked up Kurt Cobain
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✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
But I want ༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ to go right before me.✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
😳 Goddamn you sick, freaky bastard. Never knew you had that kinda side. Nice to see it 😝😂😂..... I wanna go last.....
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