Duair in Miami
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Ok here's a little story you boys & girls might be able to help me out with. Seems Duair recently spent some time in lovely Miami Fla. Unfortunately he seems to have developed a case of amnesia and can't tell is a damn thing about happened. So, I think it's up to us as a community to help jog his memory. I'll get the ball rolling.
From the minute he steped off the plane, Duair knew it was gonna be an awesome sex filled adventure... -
His first stop was to check in at the beach motel
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When he got up to his room he put his pants back on. Mission accomplished with reduced rates.
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He went about unpacking his hair gel and neon tank top collection and then decided to....
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Go on a killing spree with Goldfinger.
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But before he could do that, he ran in to...
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...the hooker from outside that had been eye balling him since he had checked in, she...
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...took a wrong turn and ended up ln thr seedier side of town where he ran into Big Jake & his tranie harem.
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Only he didn't realize it was a tranny until after he gave her his money and got a BJ.
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He shrugged it off since she had such a great rack. Then went to the bar where...
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Johnny & his 💃 invited him to belly up to the bar for a few 🍻 & a 🚬
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He noticed a fine young lad named Ben Dova
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Then he walked towards Ben Dova and pushed him aside revealing...
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His vagina. So he grabbed the piano player and...
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... Duair in a phone booth calling his Mom to ask for more money.
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So he could buy some blow.
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But sadly, the money would not reach Miami for three days.
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He met a one eyed hooker from Iowa, who promised crack in exchange for...
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💀༄ẙṳʗҡʘ༄💀 wrote:
Wow 😒😑He met a one eyed hooker from Iowa, who promised crack in exchange for...
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💀༄ẙṳʗҡʘ༄💀 wrote:
That's not fair, everyone knows one-eyed hookers are from Indiana...He met a one eyed hooker from Iowa, who promised crack in exchange for...
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💀༄ẙṳʗҡʘ༄💀 wrote:
Craic, and mighty craic was had, untilHe met a one eyed hooker from Iowa, who promised crack in exchange for...
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She killed him.
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Capt. Calhoun wrote:
But he survived because he had his pants backward and she kicked him in the nuts but he had his flask in his back pocket which protected him.She killed him.
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So he waddled out of the bar, his bum-hole hurting
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As he walked out he saw a police car parked out side the bar with the keys in the ignition.
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so he stole the car and headed to the red light district to troll for 'hoes
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He picked out a hoe that felt really good in his hands. He took the hoe to the park and started weeding.
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Much to his chagrin, the weeds were really
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Worth only 25 health. He finished then ran the hoe over and got his money back and 2 stars for stealing the car. (GTA reference).
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Then he met excelsior mafia, and both became directors for a movie that involved mermaids, and drama. They named the movie...
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"Duair DOES Miami"
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