Duair in Miami
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The 3D movie was....
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So amazing that Stephen Hawking (did I spell that right?) commented, saying ...
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"Duair, phone home"
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He forgot his cell, so he ran to the phone booth and bumped into Superman.
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(Duair IS Superman I thought???)
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He is superb..but I meant
⚖ཧྲʊཥཇཞཀབས🇺🇸 -
〓ΚΛ✪S〓 wrote:
He is superb..but I meant
⚖ཧྲʊཥཇཞཀབས🇺🇸...Who, in his half-naked glory, revealed him (or her) self to be a hermaphrodite. Duair started playing with...
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An albino polar bear. The albino polar bear did not liked being played with so the bear...
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Ripped off its skin. It turned out it was really Shaggs inside a costume.
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Feeling a little uncomfortable with the idea that he might be spending his night with a half naked hermaphrodite and a bear who just...well...Shaggs, Duair quickly glances to the left then the right. Our hero decides to go right, in hope for 💃and 🍻. As he walks down the street he glances down an alley way and if it isn't that rascal...
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Grimm, who quickly....
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Pinned duair against the wall, took his money, and told him...
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"Eh paisano, why you pickin' on the little ones?"
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Duair quickly shoved him away giving himself a second to escape on his miniature horse...
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...the Falabellan Avenger. He steered this fine steed towards...
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Mexico and started planting turf that pissed off the local capos and got stabbed, clubbed, and shot.
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The stabbing was treated at the local medicine man's office, the clubbing was quite fun save for the horrid Macarena he was forced to do half the night. The shots of Tequila sent him straight through the roof though, and he woke up the next morning with some hair on his chest.
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When he woke up he walked over to the mirror and saw...
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His face was not the face of DUAIR but the face of Mr Big Cat! 😱
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✧Ɗoͣѵͩɑͩ✧ wrote:
He immediately called Castor Troy and began to eat a peach...His face was not the face of DUAIR but the face of Mr Big Cat! 😱
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But unknown to him the hooker he let get his groceries had injected poison into his peaches and now lay outside his condo hiding in the bushes waiting...
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To see him die. Unknown to her, a large group of clowns escaped the circus and robbed her, ripped her eyes and tongue out, and rapelled off the Empire State Building with her severed head in their pockets.
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Sad to day for the recently departed hooker, the poisoned peach only gave duair explosive diarrhea, which caused irritation to his o-ring.
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... and reminded him of that One Night in Bangkok when ...
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He and Saba took turns...
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Playing Black Ops 2 in Saba's mansion in Bangkok. Unknown to them, assassins had followed the two home and stalked the mansion that night...
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The assassins were quickly dispatched by snipers on the roof. Their bodies were hung from a bridge with a message that said....
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🎶Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...🎶
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Maybe Katie wrote:
Hahaha™ I vote best post in story.🎶Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...🎶
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💀Darken Rahl💀 wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂 +1Maybe Katie wrote:
Hahaha™ I vote best post in story.🎶Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...🎶
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