Vishbume, I'm calling YOU out!!
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vishbume wrote:
Welcome Vish! I just caught up in this thread, and this particular post was one of the funniest and most colorful I've ever read! May your sequins earn a rich income as they dapple our environs! ⚫⚪🔴🔵🔻🔶🔷🔸🔹😃〓 MR71VWBUS 〓:
10. If you could have turf anywhere you don't currently have turf, where would it be?At a signal from a constable several passengers and myself alighted from our airplane,advanced and were frisked and questioned.I passed through briskly,waved on by none other than Kilgore Trout himself whilst the others were subjected to cavity searches and warned against the molesting,capture,or modification of the many sequins that dappled the environs and formed a bold mosaic.
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It was all the one to me.The freedom of San Francisco was mine.Thanks Kilgore.
Note to self: gonna have to my baic brethren about the cavity searches at SFO. People are gonna talk! 😳
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I realize I'm late, but just wanted to say thank you for all the laughs.
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Well done vish. I enjoyed the read 👍
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Thanks to Bus for an excellent callout candidate. And to my dear friend vish for his amusing and insightful answers.
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Post note:
One player,whom I cannot name, likes to meet up with other Turfers.He confided in me after I had objected to the quality of his contemplation as I relieved myself in the toilets.I had also noted his earlier hovering around the seating arrangements of such wonderful gatherings.He would gather up eye-brow hair,eyelashes,skin flakes,pongs in glass vials,excrement and such-like and would swab for sweat,sputum,between toe-juice and lower body discharge.With these he would fashion a crude manikin (a voodoo-doll if you will) and name them as he hocked up a gobbler and spat it onto them.He had a collection of TW's finest he boasted and even offered to sell me some (which I suspected were by then inactive).I declined the offer naturally. -
A snapped neck he informed me meant a reset.Touching of the hands meant meant increased mob count,nose-tickling meant idle chatter,stroking of the crown sent turf numbers soaring,caressing the chest area caused a surge in health,wheras intense rubbing of the erogenous zones signified an increase and waxing of stamina.
I took a phlegm dripping simulacrum bearing my name from his swollen sausage fingered hands and stared at its lengthy proboscis and it was here that the sly fox stole away, leaving me with many unanswered questions. -
Some of note were:
Doll 1 was seated in a toy Ferrari.
Doll 2seemed to have the organs of both sexes.
Doll 3 was bedecked in chivalric garb.
Doll 4 appeared to be a large cat.
Doll 5 was an upright massive turd.
Doll 6 had but one thumb.
Doll 7 seemed to be a large coiled snake.
Doll 8 was the biggest of them all.
Doll 9 appeared to be reaching for the skies.
Doll 10 was accompanied by a dog,rabbit and cats.
Doll 11 was atop a motorbike.
Multiple dolls had flame representations on their heads with one bigger and looking the grouchiest of the lot.
Doll 34 stood on fish.
Doll 35 had "Ken Dodd" patented feather dusters.
Dolls with stars (one with rabbit ears) dotted the display.
Dolls with bars (one with a VW van) were many.
Doll 67 looked funky.
Doll 68 expelled fetid air from its hind quarters.
Doll 69 looked grim with a skull head. -
Doll 70 sat upon a bicycle with oranges under each armpit.
Doll 71 seemed to wear a grass skirt from Hawaii.
Doll 72 had hair that needed snipping.
Doll 73 a fish.A trout I guess.
Doll 74 appeared as a miserly figure taken from Dickens' Scrooge.
There were many more.Perhaps a doll representing you might have been fashioned. -
vishbume wrote:
My stam did suddenly increase from ridiculously low to the maxed out 250 sometime around Hanukah 2012. Should I be thanking the greasy prick who made this happen?[ . . . ] wheras intense rubbing of the erogenous zones signified an increase and waxing of stamina [ . . . ]
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Some of note were:
Doll 1 was seated in a toy Ferrari.Nick
Doll 2seemed to have the organs of both sexes.Swagger
Doll 3 was bedecked in chivalric garb.Bruenor
Doll 4 appeared to be a large cat.Mr BigCat
Doll 5 was an upright massive turd.Rud
Doll 6 had but one thumb.OTB
Doll 7 seemed to be a large coiled snake.Viper
Doll 8 was the biggest of them all.Maverick
Doll 9 appeared to be reaching for the skies.Skysthelimit
Doll 10 was accompanied by a dog,rabbit and cats.
Doll 11 was atop a motorbike.
Multiple dolls had flame representations on their heads with one bigger and looking the grouchiest of the lot.Groucho and the Flamers
Doll 34 stood on fish.
Doll 35 had "Ken Dodd" patented feather dusters.
Dolls with stars (one with rabbit ears) dotted the display.
Dolls with bars (one with a VW van) were many.CAPO & Mr71VWBus
Doll 67 looked funky.FunkyBuffalo
Doll 68 expelled fetid air from its hind quarters.Fartex
Doll 69 looked grim with a skull head.Grimm -
Dolls with stars (one with rabbit ears) dotted the display. Bugs and the Stars
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Doll 70 sat upon a bicycle with oranges under each armpit. Farside
Doll 71 seemed to wear a grass skirt from Hawaii.
Doll 72 had hair that needed snipping. JohnnyO
Doll 73 a fish.A trout I guess.KilgoreTrout
Doll 74 appeared as a miserly figure taken from Dickens' Scrooge. (I think you mean "A Christmas Carol")
There were many more.Perhaps a doll representing you might have been fashioned. -
Hmm, that would be interesting
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A Christmas Carol indeed Hyena.A lapse,pray forgive me. Doing very well on the guesswork.
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Doll 71 seemed to wear a grass skirt from Hawaii. (Only a guess) ICEPICKORTEGA.
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Maybe Katie wrote:
Such cheek! To start so arrogant and proud but turn into a bland bent-over greasy dick by the end.But do thank the prick for his efforts Katie.😜vishbume wrote:
My stam did suddenly increase from ridiculously low to the maxed out 250 sometime around Hanukah 2012. Should I be thanking the greasy prick who made this happen?[ . . . ] wheras intense rubbing of the erogenous zones signified an increase and waxing of stamina [ . . . ]
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What a great call out .... Vish you are a true and Nobel soul... Thank you for bring life back to the forums ... Cheers friend 🍻
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Hyena wrote:
A cute little ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ tells me something else. Poor Ice😂😭😂Doll 71 seemed to wear a grass skirt from Hawaii. (Only a guess) ICEPICKORTEGA.
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★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:
😳😰 sorry Ice, I just remembered you in Hawaii from a recent V thread....Hyena wrote:
A cute little ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ tells me something else. Poor Ice😂😭😂Doll 71 seemed to wear a grass skirt from Hawaii. (Only a guess) ICEPICKORTEGA.
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Can anyone else get these?? 👇
Doll 10 was accompanied by a dog,rabbit and cats.
Doll 11 was atop a motorbike.
Doll 34 stood on fish.
Doll 35 had "Ken Dodd" patented feather dusters.
Doll 74 appeared as a miserly figure taken from Dickens' Scrooge. (I think you mean "A Christmas Carol")
Is this Ebenezer?? -
Who up set you when you first started this game?
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Doll 10 - Petinc
Doll 35 - maybe Katie
Doll 11 - biker 1% -
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Thanks Bus 👍Doll 10 - Petinc
Doll 35 - maybe Katie
Doll 11 - biker 1% -
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Most fun thred in a while!!! -
Hyena wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Doll 71 seemed to wear a grass skirt from Hawaii. (Only a guess) ICEPICKORTEGA.
That was my guess too. -
Do you talk like this (all poetic-like) in real life, or just when you write?
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Hyena wrote:
Wow, I made it. I feel honored, slightly creeped out, and thoroughly confused.Can anyone else get these?? 👇
Doll 10 was accompanied by a dog,rabbit and cats.
Doll 11 was atop a motorbike.
Doll 34 stood on fish.
Doll 35 had "Ken Dodd" patented feather dusters.
Doll 74 appeared as a miserly figure taken from Dickens' Scrooge. (I think you mean "A Christmas Carol")
Is this Ebenezer??What I want to know is who made these "voodoo dolls"? It sounds like the work of my ex, but it couldn't be because she's a she... Anyway, tell em to stroke good ol' 'nezer's miserly crown. I want more turf.
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⌖🔥JU℣AT🔥⌖ wrote:
It is a star. King of the Planets would be Earth because without Earth there would be no Turf Wars.What's your favorite planet?
Mine's the sun. Always has been. I like it cause its like the King of Planets.
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d4v10 wrote:
Images surge and spin;portents and meanings abound.I remember a player with a 🏁 in his name but little else. I do remember Swagger,Addi,Kilgore and Muggers helping me out. The thread was titled "Epitaph". It expressed my frustration at what I perceived as wanton destruction upon a player....myself.I was new to the game and had endured weeks of turf attacks from my checker-flagged tormentor but sallied thanks to the aforementioned and continued ,thanks to their sage words and support,with the game.It proved to be the forging factor of my involvement in the game.Who up set you when you first started this game?
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I peer close to a recognizable person,at once remote and strange yet uniquely familiar.Grey,Green,and Tawny flecked eyes stare from behind smudged lenses.I puff out my chest in a show of prowess and the curly headed individual looks back in defiance and pageantry of his own.I don't know who was more taken aback: me or my reflectedself..... If only I could edit what I say Bella ,which I hope is never considered as spiel.Do you talk like this (all poetic-like) in real life, or just when you write?
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