Vishbume, I'm calling YOU out!!
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Vish! When the clock strikes three what do you see? When it hit two, what did you do? From midnight to one, what was your fun?
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How many fish Is there in Marilyn's sea, do you think?
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“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
👆Vish, the Finlays have fallen silent. Are they still around or have they moved their dastardly ways over to GS?
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Vishbume my old and great friend. Where are you??!
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El Chubaneebre wrote:
No, I heard Vish sees everyone as naked, whether dressed or not...Hyena wrote:
Provided they are in the nude anyone can!Vish is it true that with your artist's eye you can draw nudes from seeing people walking the streets??
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Hyena wrote:
Yes.El Chubaneebre wrote:
No, I heard Vish sees everyone as naked, whether dressed or not...Hyena wrote:
Provided they are in the nude anyone can!Vish is it true that with your artist's eye you can draw nudes from seeing people walking the streets??
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Vish🍻when you paint, what's your fav color? Are your turf your fav color?
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Vish, my dear friend, how many chores does the Missus make you do before she lets you play turf wars?😜
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⌖🔥JU℣AT🔥⌖ wrote:
😂😂😂What's your favorite planet?
Mine's the sun. Always has been. I like it cause its like the King of Planets.
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Is it true that You had a secret rendezvous with Trigger and 3 barmaids?? Is it also true Trigger didn't want to share....
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₪⌖ཞཀ∆Ɲ😱ᵙǥͨ wrote:
Vish likes greens, browns ... basically, earthy and natural colours. He also has an eye for some mildly abstract pictures, and he doesn't mind splashing some blue around.Vish🍻when you paint, what's your fav color? Are your turf your fav color?
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I really cannot wait for these answers!
Vish, if you could have any turfer as a pet who would it be? -
I want to know the truth if he really sees everyone as naked.
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 my good good friend,firstly my apologies for my tardiness in getting around to answering.I am also very flattered by the callout,highly revered throughout Turfwars.Greetings fellow Turfers.
1. When did you start playing TW?
I started to play casually in September/October 2010.2. What was your first in game goal?
My first goal was to reach 5,000 mob and happily delete the game.I now find myself aiming for 50,000 haha.3. Who were your mentors?
My mentors in the formative stages were the venerable Kilgore Trout,Mr.Big Cat and Muggers.They were very generous and helpful to me.I shall ever be in debt to them.I have learnt a lot from many fine players in the game and continue to do so. -
4. What was your favorite map moment?
My high fight percentage win ratio reflects my early policy of profile attacks (never turf) of inactives in the game.My designs on the map have always been tertiary.Rather,I liked to frequent and write on the forums,which I enjoy immensely in the game.
The Finlaygate wars represent my only battle experience which in essence was a crusade.5. What was your favorite forum moment?
Haha,so many good moments.So many enjoyable memories that even now split my head with a smile from ear to ear.The TW home thread,The Gallery,Some snapshots and an image were some enjoyable threads to create,but the exposing of Finlay minions and the successful hunting of EBay scam artists count as personal favorites.Trav's fire station live-feed was a marvel... As I write,my mind races as there are so many choices. -
6. If you could bring one player back to the game, who would it be?
The forums are all the poorer for the absence of OTB,Funky Buffalo,Rudgicus and Messrine and of course Mr.Big Cat.7. One tip for noobs?
It is a reckless act to challenge powerful players lest you can bring to bear a compensating power.Expect to lose turfs as it is part of the game dynamic,and do try to be respectful.TW represents a long-term investment of time.Build your reputation slowly;players have long memories.A platitude will go a long way.8. One tip for the nick and the Devs?
Not to neuter the forums with arbitrary banning of faithful players that enrichen its halls.I miss Wonkavision.
9. If you could reset one player, who would it be?
I can't think offhand of anyone that I'd like to see reset.Free Mason culls well.10. If you could have turf anywhere you don't currently have turf, where would it be?
To plant turf in San Francisco alongside KT would be a fine thing to do.Got my visa in order from the man himself. -
11.༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻
On a scale of 1-100, how vile and villainous would you say the Finlays are?
Grimm,buddy.Finlay indulged himself too copiously in debauchery,strained himself to ever baser acts with each binge,his lechery crowned by an infamous tea-bagging.He brought his doom upon himself.So,I'd have to give the triumvirate of Scuts,Wet Albert and Mossy Connors the figure of 100.12.✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯
How vishy are you? Like, REALLY vishlike, or just mildly so?
Hi Picasso! Each day sees Vish take a little bit more control of my grey matter.And Vish prompts me to be ever obsequious. -
13.★MΛΥΗΞΜ★
How are you so fucking awesome all the time?
Haha Mayhem,I wish I found myself even a modicum so.So many flaws but I aspire to be better.14.Ɗɪϻɪƞɪsʜɛʀꀨ😲🔫😏
Vishbume is there any humanity in a... You know? (Starts with F)Contemptible,vile,offensive,sordid,ignoble,shameful,pus-oozing scum.Alas yes,they represent all that is amiss in humanity.
15.💩💩ᎡᏌᎠ...out👋💩💩
What faeces would you be vish? Sun baked and white or a slight bend with a viscious undertone?The most succulent of questions noble Rud.I once compiled a booklet of turds rendered in watercolours accompanied by brief descriptions.I actually took the time to chart,sketch and colour-in these discharged delights.I remember well spying a turd curled up in a fetal position on a footpath in Madrid,Spain.My attention was piqued instantly as it was half an ash-grey and half flushed scarlet.Was it semi-imbedded in the dog as it rambled about under the baking sun? One could theorize but never truly know.Food for the Delphic or Orphic really
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16.༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎
Vishbume, if you had married Kim Kardashian, what would you name your baby?
Hi Sem. I fancy Kleenex.17.“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡
Vish, the Finlays have fallen silent. Are they still around or have they moved their dastardly ways over to GS?
ShadowKing,my friend,
I have had confirmation that,yes,they are actively playing GS.Many of their minions yet play TW though.Wet Albert had a mob count of 25K last year then changed his name font and I've sadly lost track of him,the slimy scumbag.18.Graveyard:
Vish, master wordsmith and friend. whats the over/under on how many words you'll use to answer this questions? LolHey GY! Over/under? Hmmmm,well one could always go through the fields of Gnarledhorn woods if not around by Cutbush.
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What are your thoughts on GS?
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19.⌖🔥Larsioso🔥⌖
Vish, if would have a drink, what would you drink?Lar,my friend, I do enjoy a pint of porter.Guinness if at all possible.
20.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣
Would you play sex roulette? The game is played like this: You have six hot, identical looking women, one of them has a bear trap in her vagina. Would you bone one if there is a chance that your junk might be cut off?No,I wouldn't feel enticed to play,the risks aside,for those girls would seem to be a little too ample for my tastes if they are capable of housing a bear trap without my seeing. But why do anything but for a sense of purpose?
21.⌖🔥JU℣AT🔥⌖
What's your favorite planet?
Mine's the sun. Always has been. I like it cause its like the King of Planets.Hello Juv,A fine celestial body to be true,but maybe a tad searing for my tastes.Earth has to get my vote.
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22.TAZ:Who is ur fav player 👍🍻
Dear Taz pal,there are just so many favorite players that if I were to write down a score of names,I'd still leave out some,which would be a disservice.I've been fortunate indeed to chat and come to know so many fine people here on TW.I will mention,though,Sara/Skythelimit for her fortitude,courage and vivacity.She is an inspiration. -
23.Maybe Katie
Vish? I'd like to know which four persons, dead or alive, you'd invite for a dinner party, and why?
I thought about this question a lot Katie and considered many great names from past,and present,and a few from the future even,but in the end thought it to be fitter to eat the ribs of lettuce on my own.Yet I mull over the question.24.☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦
What do you envision yourself doing when you turn 80?Hello Sabin! Hopefully painting still and better than ever.
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25.Hyena
Vish is it true that with your artist's eye you can draw nudes from seeing people walking the streets??Verily it is as you say,Hyena old chum.I have struggled with the inner voice on many an occasion not to make overtures since disagreeable consequences might be expected.Mine eyes are scrupulous and discerning:ever vigilant to behold and languish over an excellent subject to be cached.My hands as they sketch betray me however.
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vishbume wrote:
Can you teach me, just for my own personal amusement...25.Hyena
Vish is it true that with your artist's eye you can draw nudes from seeing people walking the streets??Verily it is as you say,Hyena old chum.I have struggled with the inner voice on many an occasion not to make overtures since disagreeable consequences might be expected.Mine eyes are scrupulous and discerning:ever vigilant to behold and languish over an excellent subject to be cached.My hands as they sketch betray me however.
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26.☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁
Vish! When the clock strikes three what do you see? When it hit two, what did you do? From midnight to one, what was your fun?Well beautiful Sara,
At three,I glimpsed an august office caressing a sheepskin,
At two,I crouched under an upas tree,
And from twelve to one,I thought of what could have been.27.☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмit☁
How many fish Is there in Marilyn's sea, do you think?
Haha,Maz is a spry sole,isn't he?28.тʊʀғᵃ
Vishbume my old and great friend. Where are you??!
I wish you bountiful sailing dear Turfa.29.₪⌖ཞཀ∆Ɲ😱ᵙǥͨ
Vish🍻when you paint, what's your fav color? Are your turf your fav color?Norm,dear comrade,A myriad array of colour,in fact the whole spectrum I delight in.Green,however, will always be my favourite with blue a close second.To charge each colour with tinted layers of transparent paint provides for rich subtlety in painting.
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30.〓 MR71VWBUS 〓
Vish, my dear friend, how many chores does the Missus make you do before she lets you play turf wars?😜
Haha,in the toilet,there is but one chore VW.31.Hyena
Is it true that You had a secret rendezvous with Trigger and 3 barmaids?? Is it also true Trigger didn't want to share....Trigger made an animal of himself.I could but watch in wonderment and awe.
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32.Blamesday:
What are your thoughts on GS?
Hi Blames! It would seem a fine game in its rendering,but its demand for money and time made my decision to delete it an easy one.The scanning option I found to be tiresome and above all irksome.TW,for me,is by far a more enjoyable game. -
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💋
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓:
10. If you could have turf anywhere you don't currently have turf, where would it be?At a signal from a constable several passengers and myself alighted from our airplane,advanced and were frisked and questioned.I passed through briskly,waved on by none other than Kilgore Trout himself whilst the others were subjected to cavity searches and warned against the molesting,capture,or modification of the many sequins that dappled the environs and formed a bold mosaic.Their jabbering and toothsome smiles were soon cut short by a magnificent belch which seemed to signal their being led back up into the airplane.Possibly they had intended to preach queer teachings,or perhaps they failed to satisfy requirements which might lead to breaches of peace,or maybe they simply made noisy gulping sounds that were enough to annoy the agents.
It was all the one to me.The freedom of San Francisco was mine.Thanks Kilgore.
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