What's Your First World Problem.... 😰
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  I ran out of sugar for my hot coffee so I have to put pants on and drive my fuel chugging SUV the 5 miles to the store. Then I'll have a cold cup of coffee when I get home so I'll have to dump it. 😔 
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  I forgot to charge my Idevice, so I had to go all the way across my house to get to it, when I fetched next to the brick fire place I plugged in my Idevice and played Turf Wars 
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  I was watching prison break using the Netflix app on my smart tv and got tired, so I went in my bedroom to watch it on my PS3. My controller is dead and Netflix lost my place. 
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  When browsing for lingerie porn, all the nipples were airbrushed out. 
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  ulyanov wrote: You have the wrong filter settings on your web browser...When browsing for lingerie porn, all the nipples were airbrushed out. 
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  Went out back to my in ground pool and I forgot the sunscreen in my room on the third floor. 
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  I wanted scrambled egg for breakfast, but the egg I cracked was already hard boiled. 
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  My batteries died in my Bluetooth keyboard and I have to punch codes using my thumbs only 😵 
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  This gas station only has Fiji water 
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  rojo2017 wrote: Usually for me it's "this gas station doesn't carry Fiji water"This gas station only has Fiji water 
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  I drove an extra 9 miles to get to a "full service" gas station. Talk about false advertising. 😞 
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  I forgot to charge my phone last night so I'm having to use the car charger.... I feel so tied down... 😿 
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  The lack of truely attractive women who know how to preform QUALITY fellatio. 
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  Add: RARE wrote: My Xbox controller only turns on my Xbox and not my tv 
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  My phone died yesterday night so I couldn't turn my bedroom lights off with my app. Didn't feel like getting up or finding my phone charger. 
 Slept with the lights on.
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  My wife told me I can get a boy toy and now I'm having trouble choosing between a Toyota Prado or a Mitsubishi Pajero... 
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  Hyena wrote: I was reading the first part of the sentence. Totally thought you were going somewhere else with that statement. Apparently "boy toys" have different meanings.My wife told me I can get a boy toy and now I'm having trouble choosing between a Toyota Prado or a Mitsubishi Pajero... 
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  mdpaulk wrote: 😳Hyena wrote: I was reading the first part of the sentence. Totally thought you were going somewhere else with that statement. Apparently "boy toys" have different meanings.My wife told me I can get a boy toy and now I'm having trouble choosing between a Toyota Prado or a Mitsubishi Pajero... 
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  I am sitting on the toilet and my phone dies, then I have to read a book instead. 
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  My parents make me use a push-mower on my small yard and I happen to be American of Mexican decent. 
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  I ate too much at a buffet. 
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  The largest bottle of Cristal room service at the Four Seasons delivers is 750ml. 
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  Chucky Pancamo wrote: 🙀 I'll have to get the hotel changed for my birthday next Friday....The largest bottle of Cristal room service at the Four Seasons delivers is 750ml. 
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  My wifi cuts out all the time so I can't punch codes consistently... -.- 
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  -sometimes my ipad battery gets low and i have to plug it in. Which is a hassle. 
 -my dog got hair all over my comforter and now i feel the hair on me sometimes.
 -i had to get a haircut today. Which sucked and took forever.
 -it was hot today and my pool was too warm.
 -i couldn't figure out how to insert my daft punk cd into our jeep's CD player so i had to settle with listening to the current(which i love) instead.
 -i forgot to wear a belt today.
 -i want to sleep, but im too distracted by writing this to do so. Which is a problem.
 -people keep calling me when im busy reading.
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  cocojones 1.5 wrote: OMG ME TOO. Like it will randomly turn off for five mins. Then ill have a totally different IP address which fucks with my work logins.My wifi cuts out all the time so I can't punch codes consistently... -.- 
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  GreenManXphile wrote: Yea that happens with my phone but with my laptop I can only use the wifi from like 10 pm to 4 am any other time itl work for 5 mins then stop and I have to restart my comp to get it to work again it suckscocojones 1.5 wrote: OMG ME TOO. Like it will randomly turn off for five mins. Then ill have a totally different IP address which fucks with my work logins.My wifi cuts out all the time so I can't punch codes consistently... -.- 
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  I'm starving, but I can't be bothered to get off the couch to look in the fridge. 
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  Hyena wrote: Get a side by side. The Polaris RZR is a lot of fun.My wife told me I can get a boy toy and now I'm having trouble choosing between a Toyota Prado or a Mitsubishi Pajero... 
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  allmanr wrote: Same. Im eating a day old pop tart because its here and the kitchen is over there. And I can't tear myself away from Netflix atm.I'm starving, but I can't be bothered to get off the couch to look in the fridge. 
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