Attack of the baby spiders😰
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I come home from school to find a nasty surprise laying on the floor just by the door. At giant fat ass spider that looked like it was lumps on it (didn't realize they were babies) I screamed and jumped away (yes I'm a pussy) and almost screamed again when I though it was a brown recluse (it turned out to be a "Southern house spider" upon further research. But my first instinct (after being a pussy) was to kill it, I slowly took off my shoe and smashed it 7 times... Hard. About 15 seconds later I see little black/ brown dots swarming around the floor and the shoe. Now I was scared shitless, I now realized those lumps were the spiders babies. And I just killed its mother. I was now just stomping them on the floor with my other shoe, but it wasn't working. I ran to get some poison spray... But it was too late. They were already inside my other shoe, under the couch, and some were still squirming on the floor.
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In the end, I killed the mother and a some of the babies, but they are still many hiding somewhere... Trying to find me, and avenge their mother. BTW is their a daddy spider? 😳 I hope not. The exterminator won't be here until Friday morning and the traps aren't working well. Any good tips on getting rid of pissed of baby house spiders? I don't know if I can survive the night. I sleep upstairs, and so does my mom (who wants to kill me right now) but they might find their way up.... I feel like they are crawling all over me! HELP!!!!
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Just wait till those itty bitty spiders elude the exterminator and grow up. Your ass is in trouble, but they'll probably go for your head first. Sleep well tonight.
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Just burn the house and start over.
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Poor spider. May it be avenged.
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Step 1. Stay calm.
Step 2. Walk outside.
Step 3. Burn the house down.
Step 4. Buy a new house far far away. -
💀CΩβRΔ💀 wrote:
We just bought this house a year ago 😥, I was starting to get used to it...Step 1. Stay calm.
Step 2. Walk outside.
Step 3. Burn the house down.
Step 4. Buy a new house far far away. -
Reminds me of this meme:
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/323347-misunderstood-spider
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wait and see how many turn up for the funeral
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I was scared shitless just reading this. Fuck that. Fuck spiders. Just fuck em. Only option is what funky said. Sorry man. I know it sucks but that's the best plan.
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Spiders are lovely. Shame on you!
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Plant drugs in one of the new spider's sleeping areas call the cops. Those spiders go away for possession, and rot in prison.
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This has actually happened to me too. It was about 4 years ago, I was sitting on my bed and I see this big ass spider. I run and get a magazine, come back spiders gone. The same night I'm getting ready to fall asleep I feel something crawling on my arm so I freaked out. Turn on the light and I see the spider crawling on my bed with little babies on its back. Smashed it with a book without thinking about the babies. So now they're all over my bed, I'm running around yelling "ohhh no, oh noo!" Ended up just throwing my covers away.
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Kaͣrͩaͩs wrote:
Spiders are lovely. Shame on you!
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Mr. Malcolm wrote:
If there's baby's you gotta use hairspray on them. Sticks them to their mothers back then you can crush them with a book👍This has actually happened to me too. It was about 4 years ago, I was sitting on my bed and I see this big ass spider. I run and get a magazine, come back spiders gone. The same night I'm getting ready to fall asleep I feel something crawling on my arm so I freaked out. Turn on the light and I see the spider crawling on my bed with little babies on its back. Smashed it with a book without thinking about the babies. So now they're all over my bed, I'm running around yelling "ohhh no, oh noo!" Ended up just throwing my covers away.
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ruffdog wrote:
Seriously, you are such a pussy. Last year I caught a massive Orb spider(named her Charlotte) that was pregant, at the end of the summer after she had died I kept the eggs safe until three weeks ago, I placed it in a tree and they now live happily in my back yard. You probably step on worms when it rains too, despicable. Pussies are afraid of things they don't understand, and you my friend, are a pussy.Kaͣrͩaͩs wrote:
Spiders are lovely. Shame on you!
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★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:
Has nothing to do with misunderstanding. They just creep me the fuck out.ruffdog wrote:
Seriously, you are such a pussy. Last year I caught a massive Orb spider(named her Charlotte) that was pregant, at the end of the summer after she had died I kept the eggs safe until three weeks ago, I placed it in a tree and they now live happily in my back yard. You probably step on worms when it rains too, despicable. Pussies are afraid of things they don't understand, and you my friend, are a pussy.Kaͣrͩaͩs wrote:
Spiders are lovely. Shame on you!
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★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:
I'm gonna go home and set fire to the first 10 bugs I can find. Do something. 😂ruffdog wrote:
Seriously, you are such a pussy. Last year I caught a massive Orb spider(named her Charlotte) that was pregant, at the end of the summer after she had died I kept the eggs safe until three weeks ago, I placed it in a tree and they now live happily in my back yard. You probably step on worms when it rains too, despicable. Pussies are afraid of things they don't understand, and you my friend, are a pussy.Kaͣrͩaͩs wrote:
Spiders are lovely. Shame on you!
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
Hold your nose, it'll smell like burning hair. I know this from my childhood experiences with a magnifying glass.★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:
I'm gonna go home and set fire to the first 10 bugs I can find. Do something. 😂ruffdog wrote:
Seriously, you are such a pussy. Last year I caught a massive Orb spider(named her Charlotte) that was pregant, at the end of the summer after she had died I kept the eggs safe until three weeks ago, I placed it in a tree and they now live happily in my back yard. You probably step on worms when it rains too, despicable. Pussies are afraid of things they don't understand, and you my friend, are a pussy.Kaͣrͩaͩs wrote:
Spiders are lovely. Shame on you!
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Wow, what a pussy, just get a bug bomb if you're seriously worried about a couple spiders...
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I'm with Grimm one this one. Those things are creepy.
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messrine wrote:
Touché. Brilliant.wait and see how many turn up for the funeral
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🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
LmfaoAny good tips on getting rid of pissed of baby house spiders?
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Suzy Carmichael ass niggas.
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The proper way to get rid of them is eat them
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YOU wrote:
Funky Buffalo wrote:
In the last thread, this was a funny joke. But now, shit is serious. Burn that fucking house down. Fucking spiders...I hate the little creepy shitheadsJust burn the house and start over.
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lol pooooosaaaaayyyssss! They eat creepy bugs, they're like little guardian ninjas.
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By the time u read this, those baby spiders have already made the long journey to ur bedroom. They have already found a small opening in ur mattress, crawled towards the center, and are patiently waiting for their revenge on the one who killed their mother. No bug bomb may reach them, no exterminator will find them... They will wait patiently, breed more little spiders, and one day in the future when u are sleeping...... They will get u. Remember the quote "An elephant never forgets"? They're wrong.... Spiders, spiders never forget. 😳
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Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:
Sounds a lot like the time I was getting attacked by fleas a while ago.By the time u read this, those baby spiders have already made the long journey to ur bedroom. They have already found a small opening in ur mattress, crawled towards the center, and are patiently waiting for their revenge on the one who killed their mother. No bug bomb may reach them, no exterminator will find them... They will wait patiently, breed more little spiders, and one day in the future when u are sleeping...... They will get u. Remember the quote "An elephant never forgets"? They're wrong.... Spiders, spiders never forget. 😳
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Tape your mouth, nose & ears shut while you sleep tonight. If you can sleep. I'd crash elsewhere for a few days. I'd be a spazzy, itchy, skin crawling mess if I were you.
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how many of those babies do you think will crawl into your mouth as you sleep tonight? there are probably hundreds you didnt even see since they're small. they're probably crawling on your skin now under your clothes just waiting for nightfall. sweet dreams!
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