Attack of the baby spiders😰
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I could not bear to read this.
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Spider Sense wrote:
😂😂 perfect 👌. But yeah I'm with Grimm and I hate those creepy assholes, crawlin around while I try to play video games or watch tv, always afraid I'll see one if I take a dump downstairs. BASTARDS! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀😄I could not bear to read this.
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Spider Sense wrote:
Shit, they've got an iOS device now. Soon they'll be on Facebook with a heart wrenching story and photo to accompany it begging for likes. What have you done? What have you done?!I could not bear to read this.
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The truth of the matter is that you should've called the cops. And asked for a hot cop named Ashley to come help you
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Did you know that on averge you eat 5-8 spiders a month, they crawl in your mouth while you sleep😁
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Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:
Jesus now I wanna burn down my own house.By the time u read this, those baby spiders have already made the long journey to ur bedroom. They have already found a small opening in ur mattress, crawled towards the center, and are patiently waiting for their revenge on the one who killed their mother. No bug bomb may reach them, no exterminator will find them... They will wait patiently, breed more little spiders, and one day in the future when u are sleeping...... They will get u. Remember the quote "An elephant never forgets"? They're wrong.... Spiders, spiders never forget. 😳
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My 10yr old sister catches the ones she finds in the house and brings them outside into the garden. In my family we were raised to respect nature, every aspect of nature. Except for mosquitos, fuck them.
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Kaͣrͩaͩs wrote:
You clearly do not know the definition of lovely.Spiders are lovely. Shame on you!
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ALL spiders can burn in hell for the rest of eternity...
How is there not a spider emoji? Oh yeah, cuz fuck them! -
🎶The itsy bitsy spider crawled across the floor, down came the shoe and now the spider's no more. Out came the babies all sad and so blue, and one night soon they'll come after you🎶
Just a little jingle for ya...sleep well!! 😏 And btw, this thread made me itchy....friggin' spiders suck. -
Put cotton in your ears ! They will climb in there ! And a mask when you sleep they crawl in you nose they will eat your brain ! And we're like 3-4 underwear some sweat pants duck tape the legs and waist . Do this to your mom to!!!
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now i lay me down to sleep
i pray the lord my soul to keep
if i die before i wake
it's because i choked on some damn demonic spider babies😖 -
Happened to me too. Stepped on it then 1000 little dots ran everywhere. Plug ur holes, buddy. They will enter you. Sweet dreams
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Well I'm about to go too bed, and thank you guys so much for the loving support for the crisis I'm going through.
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🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Sleep tight dont let the bed SPIDERS bite ....Well I'm about to go too bed, and thank you guys so much for the loving support for the crisis I'm going through.
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This thread is strictly nightmare material.
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I'm sorry.. there's no hope left
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Oh by the way SirTalk I can tell you where you fucked up.
Always kill spiders with fire. Always. -
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Agreeeeed! 😖This thread is strictly nightmare material.
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Lol this reminds me of a time when I lived with my family in Texas, we lived in an rv park and my dad saw one of those spiders covered in babies and he shot it with a shotgun. Rather than clean up the mess we moved the rv to a new spot.
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I'm arachnophobic and get very uneasy around spiders and have been known to scream. But I'm an avid gardener and I understand the good they do for us both outside and inside the home. Arachnophobia is the most common of all phobias and is believed to affect 55% of women and 18% of men.
I don't think you have much to worry about. Considering the size of the mother and the size of the babies I'd assume this variety has babies that are dependent on help from mom and are unable to make it long without protection because they will get eaten by other spiders or other creatures before they can molt a few times while growing to be big enough to start hunting on their own.
And yes, there had to be a daddy somewhere but he's not likely also in your house. The female can save the sperm from the male for months if needed so she likely lived outside and only came inside to protect her and the kids.
Good luck Sir.
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🏃💨🔜🔥🔥🔥🏡🔥🔥🔥
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Well, you obviously weren't raised in a barn.
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Lock yourself in a bathroom. With the spiders. That should be a good read.
And be glad they aren't wood scorpions. Just got stung for the first time ever by one of those nasty things about 10 minutes ago...it was in the crease of our pillow top bed of all places. They feel like you are being touched by a cattle prod. Am allergic to bee and wasp stings so sitting here with an epi pen waiting to see if I am allergic to these things too. Damn bugs.
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I like spiders but Scorpions! Oh he'll no! Time to move away! 👿👿😳😳✈
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χ🇺🇸ɑɱɓɭɛɾ🌴CͣAͩPͩ wrote:
Scorpions in the home.....time to burn the neighborhood down.Lock yourself in a bathroom. With the spiders. That should be a good read.
And be glad they aren't wood scorpions. Just got stung for the first time ever by one of those nasty things about 10 minutes ago...it was in the crease of our pillow top bed of all places. They feel like you are being touched by a cattle prod. Am allergic to bee and wasp stings so sitting here with an epi pen waiting to see if I am allergic to these things too. Damn bugs.
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Only thing worse than spiders are ants. Specifically small black ants. 😣
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I'm a pussy too.
Just googled southern house spider and I got goosebumps all over.
So happy I'm living in the Netherlands and don't have those huge ass creepers 😳Good luck sleeping tonight!
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spider update
I survived the night. YAY!
Note: Baby spiders do not stick together and seem to like hiding behind large furniture including the bookcase. -
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
The reason they were trying to hide behind the bookcase was to read up on assassination tactics or possibly stare at those hidden pictures of keeley hazell you stashed back there....spider update
I survived the night. YAY!
Note: Baby spiders do not stick together and seem to like hiding behind large furniture including the bookcase.
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