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Big Cheese Dan May 3, 2013

Put up at the checkout counter inorder to scare the clerk??

Rules: only 3 things
Must be buyable In the store
ᏕᎻᎬᎡᏞᎾᏣᏦ 🔎 May 3, 2013

Zip ties
Duct tape
Hannah montanna CD
❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ May 3, 2013

Condoms, Mountain Dew, and an ice pack.
ShadowKing May 3, 2013

Pantyhose, large caliber bullets, and gloves
messrine May 3, 2013

2 testicles and a penis.
✯иσяωεgιαи ιсε✯ May 3, 2013

Astroglide
Book on Animal Husbandry
Third item does not matter
messrine May 3, 2013

this guy was behind me
allmanr May 3, 2013

messrine wrote:
2 testicles and a penis.

Two penises and one testicle
messrine May 3, 2013

Dyhydrogen monoxide will do that
✯иσяωεgιαи ιсε✯ May 3, 2013

YOU wrote:
Astroglide
Book on Animal Husbandry
Third item does not matter

Next day, return for item 3: more Astroglide.
messrine May 3, 2013

fuck it.googling astroglide
messrine May 3, 2013

he's a predator
✯иσяωεgιαи ιсε✯ May 3, 2013

messrine wrote:
fuck it.googling astroglide

KY ?
Siren💠 May 3, 2013

Sleeping pills, ziplock bags, and plastic gloves. We actually did this at a Walgreens and got a lot of weird looks.
mdpaulk May 3, 2013

As someone who works in grocery/retail, I would say:
A large tub of Crisco shortening, a pair of large kitchen gloves, and a tube of orajel.
G*59 May 3, 2013

Latex gloves , jelly , and whipped cream . 😏
〓BODGΞЯ〓 May 3, 2013

messrine wrote:
Dyhydrogen monoxide will do that

Hi mess! 👋
messrine May 3, 2013

be that bodger _m__s_e_?
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ May 3, 2013

- live 20" Asian Swamp Eel
- Economy size Astroglide
- People Magazine
messrine May 3, 2013

3 copies of the Daily mail
messrine May 3, 2013

with a fifth concealed for a caning
🔰Superyan🔰 May 3, 2013

🇬🇧B͚O͚D͚G͚E͚R͚™ wrote:
messrine wrote:
Dyhydrogen monoxide will do that

Hi mess! 👋
Omg Messrine<3 <3
SkyTheLimit May 4, 2013

Roger That wrote:
- live 20" Asian Swamp Eel
- Economy size Astroglide
- People Magazine

This one made me actually gag, so if we are voting on best this takes it!
4nick8r May 4, 2013

Preparation H
Magnum condoms
Lube
Icy Guy May 4, 2013

Three live rattlesnakes.
🐮OX🐮 May 4, 2013

Rip saw
Contractors garbage bags
50 pound bag of lime
🐮OX🐮 May 4, 2013

A dog muzzle with chain
Dog boots
Flavored sex lube
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 May 4, 2013

KY
Mens Fitness magazine
A cucumber
Babyyy May 4, 2013

Hot sauce, a turkey baster, and duct tape
💮BΛΥИΞ💮 May 4, 2013

Scissors
Sewing kit
Enemas
LOL
NaiBlanc May 4, 2013

Go to a Tesco's supermarket and ask for:

Rope
KY jelly (or durex lube)
a banana (or cucumber)

Watch the looks on the faces of the staff 👍😈

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