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NaiBlanc May 4, 2013

🐮OX🐮 wrote:
Rip saw
Contractors garbage bags
50 pound bag of lime

Who's pissed you off lately? Lol
Counting Coups May 4, 2013

1. Baseball Bat
2. Rope
3. Get Well Soon card
fun time May 4, 2013

1. Rope
2. Duct Tape
3. And a cattle rod

Next, watch the staffs reactions 😂
∞⑇₪ΜΦφπςℌil₫₪⑇∞ May 4, 2013

Medical cream for Genital warts
Condoms
And lube
Hyena May 4, 2013

1) Developed photo's of checkout chick taken in store
2) chocolates
3) sleeping tablets
Hussain S. May 4, 2013

3 Cannibal Corpse CDs
ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ May 5, 2013

Anal Lube
Rubber gloves
Some sort of detergent strong enough to knock someone out without a struggle

Right after purchasing items, put on the gloves and do the snap thingie like the doctors do in movies, look at the cashier with a straight face and say "I'm so sorry"
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т May 5, 2013

Tens machine
Cucumber
Party invitations
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ May 5, 2013

KY
Machete
Duct Tape
Big Cheese Dan May 5, 2013

ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Anal Lube
Rubber gloves
Some sort of detergent strong enough to knock someone out without a struggle

Right after purchasing items, put on the gloves and do the snap thingie like the doctors do in movies, look at the cashier with a straight face and say "I'm so sorry"

😂😂😂
4nick8r May 5, 2013

Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
KY
Mens Fitness magazine
A cucumber

Then I wink at the checkout girl and say "shhhh, my girlfriend is gone this weekend."
Mule account May 5, 2013

A product from a rival store
My dead child
A knife
allmanr May 5, 2013

A pack of xxs condoms
Zip ties
A pig leg
qweeter1997 May 7, 2013

allmanr wrote:
messrine wrote:
2 testicles and a penis.

Two penises and one testicle
Lol😄
ᵂᴵᴸᴰᴱᵐᴬᴺ May 7, 2013

4nick8r wrote:
Preparation H
Magnum condoms
Lube

Ahahaha 👆winner right here!
sebastian5367 May 8, 2013

Two condemns and party supplies.
Mr. Brownstone May 8, 2013

1 box of plan B
1 Pair of BBQ tongs
1 wire coat hanger
gunstreet grrl May 8, 2013

sebastian5367 wrote:
Two condemns and party supplies.

Where do you get condemns, a Catholic corner store? I want a 2-pack!
gunstreet grrl May 8, 2013

Counting Coups wrote:
1. Baseball Bat
2. Rope
3. Get Well Soon card

L.m.a.o.
qweeter1997 May 8, 2013

fun time wrote:
1. Rope
2. Duct Tape
3. And a cattle rod

Next, watch the staffs reactions 😂

👍👍👍
Mr.Shawn May 8, 2013

Water ice ur moms head

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