Odd 🚽 mannerisms
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Does anyone have any weird bathroom rituals they care to mention?
I had a friend in high school that was terrified of toilet water splashing back on him. To solve his problem, he would urinate in a bottle and pour that into the toilet. Everyone thought it was hilarious when he would go scrambling looking for a bottle, racing the clock before he peed his pants. Boy did we give him hell!
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Wtf lol that's just weird
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When in public restrooms, I can't seem to call any dinosaurs when someone is sitting in the stall next to me or comes into the room. I hold everything until the I am the only one in the room.
I really hate sitting on a seat and its still warm from the last person that was there.
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Don't use public restrooms for #2
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I knew a girl in college that could only drop a deuce at home and she had to do it completely naked. She was pretty attractive up until the point that I learned that little piece of information about her.
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I had a friend, a weightlifter, who could piss over a car, the long way.
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Deja vou I just read this thread! What's going on here? Where did the other one go!
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For almost two years, my brother would pee sitting down. He read somewhere that it was good for his prostate.
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mathamatics wrote:
Not sure. Either it got deleted or my phone is acting screwy.Deja vou I just read this thread! What's going on here? Where did the other one go!
It's happened a few times.
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I'm almost old enough now to fart wherever I want. I might say, "excuse me," if I feel like it.
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
I knew a high school girl who wouldn't even urinate in public. She would hold it all day long.I knew a girl in college that could only drop a deuce at home and she had to do it completely naked.
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Ok so I'm not going insane, it was weird seeing the same quotes show up.mathamatics wrote:
Not sure. Either it got deleted or my phone is acting screwy.Deja vou I just read this thread! What's going on here? Where did the other one go!
It's happened a few times.
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I had a friend who would poop before peeing. He could actually hold his urine til he was done pooping... Fucking weirdo.
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✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:
Are you saying you can do both at the same time? It's either or for me.I had a friend who would poop before peeing. He could actually hold his urine til he was done pooping... Fucking weirdo.
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After bustin' a winky, I can't help but look.
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Roger That wrote:
I usually pee than poop. But I can do both at once. I can't fathom how a person keeps from peeing while dropping a deuce than realeasing the floodgates afterwards.✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:
Are you saying you can do both at the same time? It's either or for me.I had a friend who would poop before peeing. He could actually hold his urine til he was done pooping... Fucking weirdo.
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Is there anything worse than having diaherea hit and the nearest place is a public stall?
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CountingCoups wrote:
Having diaharea and no place to go at all...Is there anything worse than having diaherea hit and the nearest place is a public stall?
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Sometimes I know I have to poop so bad I have to take my shirt off. I wouldn't want it to get all sweaty.
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ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:
That's happened to me before 😂Sometimes I know I have to poop so bad I have to take my shirt off. I wouldn't want it to get all sweaty.
But heres a wierd story. A long time ago, I was in WV and there were no bathrooms at the sports complex I was at ( it was small) and I had to drop a Duce. So I found a pile of dirt and went behind it 😖 you gotta do what you gotta do though, did I mention I had to use leaves?😖😖😖 -
I used to send pics of my poop to my family members or friends with the most random music playing when they opened it. They were only the impressive ones btw, I do have standards💩. I still drop a surprise one on my girlfriend every now and than.... I have no idea why I'm not single...
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That is surprising ARES. And Mr. Buttwipe, leaves are fine. Just don't use talk grass and fold the clump over...those bent stems send sharp corners where sharp corners were never meant to go. That was a long and painful hike back to my truck with my rifle and gear.
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✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:
Driving through my subdivision at breakneck speeds while my stomach behaves like a Jacobs ladder, forcing the car into park, leaving it running, hauling ass toward the bathroom, running all straddled like a cowboy, knowing that just steps from the toilet I'm going to lose it! 😂CountingCoups wrote:
Having diaharea and no place to go at all...Is there anything worse than having diaherea hit and the nearest place is a public stall?
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Roger That, the worst part is the drive to the nearest place. All you can think about is the sweet relief that awaits you in just a couple of more minutes. Then you get there and it's usually just a little squirt compared to the nuke you swore some exgf planted in your steak the night before and exploded in your gut just a few moments ago.
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Same here. Human nature I think lolAfter bustin' a winky, I can't help but look.
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I'm fine in private bathroom but in public bathrooms I really have to concentrate, like find something to read so I can pee... Example, where the urinal was made... Ect. Lol strange I know...
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Probably just guys..ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Same here. Human nature I think lolAfter bustin' a winky, I can't help but look.
I've had some stomach/digestion issues, so checking has been a sort of health evaluation.
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I saw the poop in half with my pee. It makes me feel like a badass lumberjack.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Legend✊I saw the poop in half with my pee. It makes me feel like a badass lumberjack.
I work in the bush, and there aren't many bathrooms 50 kilometres from town. I normally hold on all day for #2, and generally have to find somewhere away from the rest of the guys I work with to take a wizz ... I get all shy when they're watching 😝
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P.S. I did find one toilet in the bush, it was near some isolated camping grounds in the middle of some isolated mountains ... I utilised it with glee on several occasions 😎✊
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
He was right in doing so. Sitting to urinate greatly reduces the risk of developing prostate cancer.For almost two years, my brother would pee sitting down. He read somewhere that it was good for his prostate.
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