Odd 🚽 mannerisms

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⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Apr 22, 2013

My earliest memories of school involve 💩.

There was a built in plastic kitchen in the corner of what must have been about my second grade classroom. I went into the kitchen for something and it stunk. I investigated and found a plump one underneath a pillow. Another time, in the same room, I remember some girl didn't want to get up from her seat as we were leaving. Sitting behind her, I saw she had a big flat pie in her pants. I let the teacher know. 😊
🏃💨fartex💩 Apr 22, 2013

Manners?
For THE sake of hygene, my mom told me in à few steps when i was you Ger what to do when i went for à pee:

1 zip open pants
2 pull down underwear
3 pull back foreskin
4 pee
5 put foreskin back in place
6 pull up underwear
7 pull up zipper
8 flush and wash hands.

Have to say that at around THE age of 13-14 there was nothing else that i liked to do but:

3-5-3-5-3-5-3-5-3 💦💦💦😳. Wut???
✯RagnarLoðbrók✯ Apr 22, 2013

Every time I drop a duece at the Minneapolis airport, I start to snicker thinking of senator Craig's "wide stance" incident.
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Apr 22, 2013

I can't have a curry now if I'm working the day after as I crapped myself in my van a few months ago (I get that rumbly,poo comes on in 5 seconds flat feeling).
Saying that I've actually pooed myself about 10 times,the worst was in Ibiza when I sharted wearing my brand new white shorts in the night club Eden
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Apr 22, 2013

тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I saw the poop in half with my pee. It makes me feel like a badass lumberjack.

Legend✊
I work in the bush, and there aren't many bathrooms 50 kilometres from town. I normally hold on all day for #2, and generally have to find somewhere away from the rest of the guys I work with to take a wizz ... I get all shy when they're watching 😝

Taking a dump in the coal mines was a nightmare lol. We had to go over and squat in the return, where the dirty air was blown out of the mine. It was full of house cat sized rats, and the roof was only 4 feet high.

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