Pick up Lines?
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I've heard and used many effective pickup lines. Just wondering if there are any I haven't heard yet.
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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Yes, there are.
But if we told you, you'd know them, and not discover them through trial and error like the rest of us
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Harry potter pick up lines.
Do you mind if I…slytherin?
You know platform 9 and 3/4?
I got something else with the same measurements.My names not Luna, but I can still Lovegood if you know what I mean.
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This is really stupid but, do you work for UPS cause i caught you staring at my package.
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🏃꓄rձυꍌ٤ɼلఠꍌꍌ٤ɼ wrote:
God that for some reason cracked me up!!Harry potter pick up lines.
Do you mind if I…slytherin?
You know platform 9 and 3/4?
I got something else with the same measurements.My names not Luna, but I can still Lovegood if you know what I mean.
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I'm no weather man. But you can expect more then a few inches tonight
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If I flip a coin what's the chance of me getting head?
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-What's your "do" point?
-Want to see my lightning rod?
-Can I make your jet stream?
-Would you like to blow my weather vane?
-I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.
-I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.
-Can I see your weather balloons?
-I'd like to get on your waterspout.
-Can I calibrate your instrument?
-The snow is blowing. How about you?
-Do you want to collect my precipitation?
-I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!
-Is your tornado big enough to chase?
-I have an overshooting top.
-Feel the rush of my monsoon!
-Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge? -
Are you an angel because have sex with me
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Did you just fart ? 'Cuz girl you just blew me away 😏
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Do you like whales?
Only there's a humpback at mine if your interested. -
🌍ℂ∅Ľ∅ℕȨĽ🌍 wrote:
Wouldn't a sperm whale work better???Do you like whales?
Only there's a humpback at mine if your interested. -
Hyena wrote:
Er no!🌍ℂ∅Ľ∅ℕȨĽ🌍 wrote:
Wouldn't a sperm whale work better???Do you like whales?
Only there's a humpback at mine if your interested. -
You have beautiful eyes, wanna f**k?
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Here is $5,000. You're coming with me
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You don't sweat much for a fat chick
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AmNeZ wrote:
Bahahaha!😂 Now I have coffee everywhere!You don't sweat much for a fat chick
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☪ƁƖɑϲĸƊɥɳɑɱɩʈɛ☪ wrote:
👍Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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You know what? You are so childish! Do you want me to call you baby?
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JUST LAY THERE AND LET THIS HAPPEN
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I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.
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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
..... YesNice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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You are like my little toe...eventually I'm gonna bang you on the table..
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You ate like my little toe.... I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
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*are
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〓 C H A I N 〓 wrote:
And the chair, and the couch, and the stairs, and the treadmill, and the toliet, and on a rockYou are like my little toe...eventually I'm gonna bang you on the table..
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⊰ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩssɪƈ⊱ wrote:
Idk Jurassic, you have some bad coordination... 😂😂😂〓 C H A I N 〓 wrote:
And the chair, and the couch, and the stairs, and the treadmill, and the toliet, and on a rockYou are like my little toe...eventually I'm gonna bang you on the table..
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You know, if you was to get attacked by a bear with chainsaws for claws, I hope it stays away from your face. Because I think you are kinda cute.
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🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
😂😂😂You know, if you was to get attacked by a bear with chainsaws for claws, I hope it stays away from your face. Because I think you are kinda cute.
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