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Pick up Lines?

• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Mar 25, 2013

  ..... You mind laying down while I have one then? 😏
• King of Clubs Mar 25, 2013

  If I had a dollar for every girl as pretty as you, I'd be a millionaire
• Ӈཪ༱عɗ☠ᏩᎧེ͜Ꭷེℵ Mar 25, 2013

  Does the carpet match the drapes? 😳 👀
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Mar 25, 2013

  Are you a thief? "No"
  I beg to differ you ugly bitch, you're breathing my oxygen.
• mango12 Mar 25, 2013

  Get in the van
• mango12 Mar 25, 2013

  Or the always effective if you were a potato...toud be a good potato. Or penis...vagina...me,you?
• ⌖🔥Ⴢϲɑɼƒɑϲє🔥⌖ Mar 25, 2013

  Do you belive in love at first sight or do i walk by again?
• Hyena Mar 25, 2013

  I'm really hoping your like a wombat.... Eats roots and leaves....
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Mar 25, 2013

  King of Clubs wrote:

  If I had a dollar for every girl as pretty as you, I'd be a millionaire
  

  Nonono, you wanna make her feel special you insensitive jerk.

  "If I had a dollar for every girl as pretty as you, I'd have.......

  One dollar"
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Mar 25, 2013

  "Kev's Courtin' Song" by Kevin Bloody Wilson

  Blown too much of me time,
  buying dinner and wine
  And me money on flowers and lollies
  Only to find that what's on me mind
  Isn't on hers and she's sorry
  So I've made up some lines,
  that save wastin' time
  And keep me from blowin' me brass
  I'm ever so cool,
  I just prop on the stool
  Right next to hers and I ask:

  Chorus
  'Do you fuck on first dates?
  Does your dad own a brewery?
  Could I feel your tits?
  Or would you show 'em to me?
  Cause you've you've got a nice head
  And you look pretty honest
  So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
  I'd like you to be on it'

  Verse 2
  You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
  And the bullshit you've gotta go through
  Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
  When all that you'd love is just to screw
  But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
  And sit around for hours and talk
  But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
  And get down to the goodies straight off:
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Mar 25, 2013

  *'Do you fuck on first dates?
  Does your dad own a brewery?
  Could I feel your tits?
  Or would you show 'em to me?
  Do you sleep in the nick?
  Do you give head very often?
  If we can decide, your place or mine
  We can fuck off then'

  Verse 3
  So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
  And you'd give a week's pay to hold her
  Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
  And drop a few lines like I told you

  This new method of mine might not work every time
  But then again no method will
  I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
  But then I've got a few fucks as well

  Chorus
  'Do you fuck on first dates?
  Does your dad own a brewery?
  Could I feel your tits?
  Or would you show 'em to me?
  If the answer is 'No'
  To me questions above --
  Then be a good sport and give me the name
  Of a girlfriend who does!'
• ✇☬ßΛПΞ☬✇ Mar 25, 2013

  Girl is your name katniss? Cause you're starting an uprising in my district.
• capo man Mar 25, 2013

  Boy: do you like to rush things
  Girl: yes
  Boy: will you marry me
  Girl: hell no
  Boy: but can you suck it
• King of Clubs Mar 25, 2013

  I lost my dog and I need help to find it. Could you get in the car and help me?
• RΛINMΛKΞR Mar 26, 2013

  💥࿈ ཀལཧཪཛའ ࿈💥 wrote:

  You have beautiful eyes, wanna f**k?
  

  *fuck
• 🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Mar 26, 2013

  Is your name google?
  Cause your everything I ever search for baby.

  If you were on the McDonald's menu you would be the McTasty.
• Novas Mar 26, 2013

  ⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:

  Are you a thief? "No"
  I beg to differ you ugly bitch, you're breathing my oxygen.
  

  Not exactly picking up, but it's a start.
• Novas Mar 26, 2013

  4nick8r wrote:

  🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:

  You know, if you was to get attacked by a bear with chainsaws for claws, I hope it stays away from your face. Because I think you are kinda cute.
  

  😂😂😂
• Roman Legionar Mar 26, 2013

  mango12 wrote:

  Get in the van
  

  LMFAO 😂😂😂😂 👨🚐
• Roman Legionar Mar 26, 2013

  Roses are red, pickles are green, open your legs, and I can make you scream.
• ████ⓙʘⓔ████ Mar 26, 2013

  Damn girl did you just fart? cause you blew me away
• ყoցi Mar 26, 2013

  Wow, you've got small tits for a fat lass.
• ყoցi Mar 26, 2013

  Brace yourself, I'm coming in dry.
• ༄☣βŁιnd☠Łιmιτ☣༄ Mar 27, 2013

  "The greatest trick the devil has ever pulled was to convinced the world he never exist. "
• ⚪️ Mar 27, 2013

  Yogimu wrote:

  Wow, you've got small tits for a fat lass.
  

  Was that after she told you yours were pretty big for a bloke?
• Add MARC Mar 27, 2013

  ☢✵ßɅпㅌ✨☢ wrote:

  I've heard and used many effective pickup lines. Just wondering if there are any I haven't heard yet.
  

  "Are you game?"
  That was brilliant growin up worked a treat ;)
  Note, will only work for younger people.
• Ᵽ​λБŁΩ Mar 27, 2013

  Ay Girl, are you a carpenter, cause I need some hardwood that needs sanding.
• ༄☣βŁιnd☠Łιmιτ☣༄ Mar 27, 2013

  ‡℟ɸɱⱥɲ☧ɭɇɠɩɸɳ‡ wrote:

  mango12 wrote:

  Get in the van
  

  LMFAO 😂😂😂😂 👨🚐

  He got me aswell. 😂😂😂
• Traüger🏃Retired Mar 27, 2013

  Yogimu wrote:

  Brace yourself, I'm coming in dry.
  

  I always said "bite the pillow" not "brace yourself"
• ✪I AM INACTIVE✪ Mar 27, 2013

  If you were a tree... 😳
  You would be... a GOOD tree.

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