How NOT to lose a job.
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So my manager had to fire someone today. I work at a hotel and he works the graveyard front desk shift. The manager had been having suspicions that he was breaking into the back office at night. She put tape on the door and the frame one night to set him up. She comes in the next morning, tapes messed up. So last week she had a camera put in her office. Both back offices rather. There's two and one adjoins the other. So apparently the hotel maintenance man was reviewing the camera today. The guy wasn't stealing.
But he was masturbating in a chair in the office 😖
All different positions apparently. Standing, stretched out, hunched over. And he was working a mid shift. 4:00 pm to 11:00 pm. And was back there beating off at 7:00. He kept getting interrupted by guests coming to the desk and would have to tuck his chub away and go help them. Then would go back to the business.Kids let this be a lesson- if you need to spank the monkey that bad, do it in the privacy of your own home.
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Oh and I guess he was watching something on the computer back there. So the manager had the computer tech come recover the browsing history. He was watching "Latin men barebacking"
If that's what someone's into I don't judge, but maybe not something one should watch on the computer at work. Guess he has a live in girlfriend too. That'll be a shock.Him- "Baby I got fired today"
Her- "Why?" 😱😱😱 -
I have nothing witty to say.
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YOU wrote:
Nevermind....I got one.I have nothing witty to say.
Hey Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ, what are you going to do now that you are unemployed?
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
HahahahahagaYOU wrote:
Nevermind....I got one.I have nothing witty to say.
Hey Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ, what are you going to do now that you are unemployed?
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Lmao You had to think of it and come back but that's a good one 😂YOU wrote:
Nevermind....I got one.I have nothing witty to say.
Hey Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ, what are you going to do now that you are unemployed?
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
BahahahahaYOU wrote:
Nevermind....I got one.I have nothing witty to say.
Hey Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ, what are you going to do now that you are unemployed?
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I wonder if Saba will be able to find another front desk job.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
I was busy clearing my history.ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Lmao You had to think of it and come back but that's a good one 😂YOU wrote:
Nevermind....I got one.I have nothing witty to say.
Hey Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ, what are you going to do now that you are unemployed?
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Add: RARE wrote:
Isn't it obvious? Tech support for the new "Kilts-On-Stilts" website. 😜ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
HahahahahagaYOU wrote:
Nevermind....I got one.I have nothing witty to say.
Hey Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ, what are you going to do now that you are unemployed?
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
BahahahahaYOU wrote:
Nevermind....I got one.I have nothing witty to say.
Hey Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ, what are you going to do now that you are unemployed?
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Lol this is good stuff
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We had a problem like this at a security company that I used to work for. A man was looking at porn on a government officials computer and jacking off in her chair. They didn't even fire the guy, they moved him to another account.
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Your browsing history? 😳༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
I was busy clearing my history.ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Lmao You had to think of it and come back but that's a good one 😂YOU wrote:
Nevermind....I got one.I have nothing witty to say.
Hey Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ, what are you going to do now that you are unemployed?
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Are you guys hiring? I hear Grimms looking....We had a problem like this at a security company that I used to work for. A man was looking at porn on a government officials computer and jacking off in her chair. They didn't even fire the guy, they moved him to another account.
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When she fired him , did she tell him to beat it?
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★TЯΛVDOG★ wrote:
😂When she fired him , did she tell him to beat it?
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Sad you lost your job grimm lol😹😹😹
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So did this same guy try to stop kony?😳
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
😝😝★TЯΛVDOG★ wrote:
😂When she fired him , did she tell him to beat it?
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Best thread of the day!
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🔥СУГЦЅ⌖DAVIГЦЅ🔥 wrote:
Best thread in a long timeBest thread of the day!
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Hahahah this thread is all kinds of win!
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I worked at a warehouse In the early 90's. The receptionist was a hot little brunette named Margaret. My boss was a rather large/unkempt self proclaimed "juggalo" named Gene. I forgot my jacket in the break room that morning, so I slipped away mid shift to grab it. It was the time of day when the warehouse was empty and Gene was the only one there. Supposedly doing inventory. As I snuck in to grab my jacket I walked into the break room and caught gene having sex with Margaret's sandwich!!! He didn't notice me walk in evidently as he proceeded to zip up and neatly pack her lunch bag back up and put it in the refrigerator........made me happy I never took my lunch to work!!
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How to not lose a job:don't go
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Oh man. I thought I'd heard it all.... 10 points for originality!I worked at a warehouse In the early 90's. The receptionist was a hot little brunette named Margaret. My boss was a rather large/unkempt self proclaimed "juggalo" named Gene. I forgot my jacket in the break room that morning, so I slipped away mid shift to grab it. It was the time of day when the warehouse was empty and Gene was the only one there. Supposedly doing inventory. As I snuck in to grab my jacket I walked into the break room and caught gene having sex with Margaret's sandwich!!! He didn't notice me walk in evidently as he proceeded to zip up and neatly pack her lunch bag back up and put it in the refrigerator........made me happy I never took my lunch to work!!
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
"Try this sandwich" she said. "Does the mayo taste odd to you?"I worked at a warehouse In the early 90's. The receptionist was a hot little brunette named Margaret. My boss was a rather large/unkempt self proclaimed "juggalo" named Gene. I forgot my jacket in the break room that morning, so I slipped away mid shift to grab it. It was the time of day when the warehouse was empty and Gene was the only one there. Supposedly doing inventory. As I snuck in to grab my jacket I walked into the break room and caught gene having sex with Margaret's sandwich!!! He didn't notice me walk in evidently as he proceeded to zip up and neatly pack her lunch bag back up and put it in the refrigerator........made me happy I never took my lunch to work!!
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☬ᏢᎡᎾᎷᎬᎢᎻᎬᏌᎦ☬ wrote:
👍🔥СУГЦЅ⌖DAVIГЦЅ🔥 wrote:
Best thread in a long timeBest thread of the day!
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Im gonna lose mine in about 3 months from now.
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
The considerate fella was probably just checking out found the sambo and thought to give it some cheese! A Smegwich!I worked at a warehouse In the early 90's. The receptionist was a hot little brunette named Margaret. My boss was a rather large/unkempt self proclaimed "juggalo" named Gene. I forgot my jacket in the break room that morning, so I slipped away mid shift to grab it. It was the time of day when the warehouse was empty and Gene was the only one there. Supposedly doing inventory. As I snuck in to grab my jacket I walked into the break room and caught gene having sex with Margaret's sandwich!!! He didn't notice me walk in evidently as he proceeded to zip up and neatly pack her lunch bag back up and put it in the refrigerator........made me happy I never took my lunch to work!!
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༄☣βŁιnd☠Łιmιτ☣༄ wrote:
Yur wat, based on ths thred?? Job, fav hand job seet, or sanwich??Im gonna lose mine in about 3 months from now.
Ohmyfcuk, i thnk i js barfd a littl
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