How NOT to lose a job.
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Dammit VW you should've told that poor little girl before she chomped into a fresh combination of aged pubic hair, his single-cell swimmers, and quite possibly an STD. Shame on you sir😉
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Was there a fudge dessert with that VW?
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vishbume wrote:
White chocolate onlyWas there a fudge dessert with that VW?
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Ahh, with sweetcorn?vishbume wrote:
White chocolate onlyWas there a fudge dessert with that VW?
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
We had a problem like this at a security company that I used to work for. A man was looking at porn on a government officials computer and jacking off in her chair. They didn't even fire the guy, they moved him to another account.
Yeah, and look where Clinton is now?? Lol
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vishbume wrote:
ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Ahh, with sweetcorn?vishbume wrote:
White chocolate onlyWas there a fudge dessert with that VW?
I bet she thought "I don't remember making my sandwich crunchy?"
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Have you got a grip on everything now?ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ทYOU wrote:
Lmao You had to think of it and come back but that's a good one 😂I have nothing witty to say.
Nevermind....I got one.Hey Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ, what are you going to do now that you are unemployed?
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Yeah, that girlfriend is never going to find out the real reason he was fired. I guarantee he's brainstorming lies right now.
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tbh, if you have to get fired, might as well go out with a bang.
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Add: RARE wrote:
ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
HahahahahagaYOU wrote:
Nevermind....I got one.I have nothing witty to say.
Hey Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ, what are you going to do now that you are unemployed?
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Yum yum in my tum
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Oh and apparently he rubbed it out back there 4 times. Forgot that bit 😷
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This is great, except for the sandwich part. That made me throw up in the back of my mouth. The rest of it is 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
I didn't let her eat the sandwich....I disposed of her lunch without telling anyone and when she realized someone "stole" her lunch, I offered to take her out to lunch. At that time I delicately explained the situation. Her father owned the company so gene was let go later that day and nobody but Margaret and her father really knew why....Dammit VW you should've told that poor little girl before she chomped into a fresh combination of aged pubic hair, his single-cell swimmers, and quite possibly an STD. Shame on you sir😉
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
+1 for handling that with class Mr Bus.ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
I didn't let her eat the sandwich....I disposed of her lunch without telling anyone and when she realized someone "stole" her lunch, I offered to take her out to lunch. At that time I delicately explained the situation. Her father owned the company so gene was let go later that day and nobody but Margaret and her father really knew why....Dammit VW you should've told that poor little girl before she chomped into a fresh combination of aged pubic hair, his single-cell swimmers, and quite possibly an STD. Shame on you sir😉
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Did you at least catch a thank you hummer out of it?ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
I didn't let her eat the sandwich....I disposed of her lunch without telling anyone and when she realized someone "stole" her lunch, I offered to take her out to lunch. At that time I delicately explained the situation. Her father owned the company so gene was let go later that day and nobody but Margaret and her father really knew why....Dammit VW you should've told that poor little girl before she chomped into a fresh combination of aged pubic hair, his single-cell swimmers, and quite possibly an STD. Shame on you sir😉
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Caught punching the clown at work
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Sabasaul wrote:
Unfortunately, no......she was a lesbian. And had shot down every guy in the warehouse who hit on her, Which was part of genes motivation I guess. I often wonder if that was the first time he had done it or had she been eating "sex sandwiches" for a while without knowing.....༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Did you at least catch a thank you hummer out of it?ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
How would she know? She's a lesbian. 😜Sabasaul wrote:
Unfortunately, no......she was a lesbian. And had shot down every guy in the warehouse who hit on her, Which was part of genes motivation I guess. I often wonder if that was the first time he had done it or had she been eating "sex sandwiches" for a while without knowing.....༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Did you at least catch a thank you hummer out of it?ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
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Hope nobody had peanut butter sambos.
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Lmao
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
That's a rather scary thought..Sabasaul wrote:
Unfortunately, no......she was a lesbian. And had shot down every guy in the warehouse who hit on her, Which was part of genes motivation I guess. I often wonder if that was the first time he had done it or had she been eating "sex sandwiches" for a while without knowing.....༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Did you at least catch a thank you hummer out of it?ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Well that's to bad. I could see you delivering the line just like this "So, how about we trade his load for my load?" lol.Sabasaul wrote:
Unfortunately, no......she was a lesbian. And had shot down every guy in the warehouse who hit on her, Which was part of genes motivation I guess. I often wonder if that was the first time he had done it or had she been eating "sex sandwiches" for a while without knowing.....༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Did you at least catch a thank you hummer out of it?ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
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This thread is all kinds of gross.
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
How did you dispose of it?ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
I didn't let her eat the sandwich....I disposed of her lunch without telling anyone and when she realized someone "stole" her lunch, I offered to take her out to lunch. At that time I delicately explained the situation. Her father owned the company so gene was let go later that day and nobody but Margaret and her father really knew why....Dammit VW you should've told that poor little girl before she chomped into a fresh combination of aged pubic hair, his single-cell swimmers, and quite possibly an STD. Shame on you sir😉
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