😖I just ate a huge bowl of raw chicken😖
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So I bought this frozen Chinese food and thought that it was pre cooked. I didn't read the directions. I just popped it in the microwave for a few then scarfed it down like any self respecting fat ass would do. It tasted kinda slimy, but I thought that was normal for Chinese food. It wasn't until I got down to the last bite that I noticed that the chicken was pink. I dug the box out of the trash and looked down and saw the raw meat warning. 😖
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Drink milk? Idk if your worried about solmonella(so?) either throw up or call an emergency line and ask what to do.
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Raw protein ! The best
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Still got your appendix? Your gonna need that
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That wasn't chicken.
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🏆Today's Darwin Award winner🎉
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★SWΛMPDONKΞY★ wrote:
🐱That wasn't chicken.
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Brilliant
Now you just need some raw eggs, a handful of apple seeds, and room temperature milk.
Mix together, drink, and your 2x as likely to go to the hospital 😋
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Hey were there microwave instructions on the container?
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I did that once before too luckily I caught it after a few bites. I hope you have some tums and some reading material. If it treats you like it did me you'll be spending some time on the can.
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Drink loads and loads of water, especially if you start having symptoms of salmonella. The incubation period can be up to 2 days.
If you do get sick, if you are sick for more than a few days or you start to have symptoms of dehydration, see a doctor.
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✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:
Instructions? Ain't nobody got time for that.Hey were there microwave instructions on the container?
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
And this is what happens when u don't read directions.✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:
Instructions? Ain't nobody got time for that.Hey were there microwave instructions on the container?
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🌷༻ʂᏲιℛɑ༺🌹 wrote:
Or milk. LolDrink loads and loads of water, especially if you start having symptoms of salmonella. The incubation period can be up to 2 days.
If you do get sick, if you are sick for more than a few days or you start to have symptoms of dehydration, see a doctor.
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Perhaps it is too late, but like Ares stated above, I also think you should attempt to vomit if you can. If you require assistance, any drugstore carries a liquid that will ensure your success.
(Just be sure to hold your nose...)
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
I'll definitely remember this next time.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
And this is what happens when u don't read directions.✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:
Instructions? Ain't nobody got time for that.Hey were there microwave instructions on the container?
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Hillbilly, if you die can I have all your don points and loot?
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Go vomit dude!
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You will be just fine. Chase it down with some good ol moonshine and good to go!!!
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I hope that wasn't spicy chicken.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Where are your loot turf I'll watch them for you while you're in intensive care😉So I bought this frozen Chinese food and thought that it was pre cooked. I didn't read the directions. I just popped it in the microwave for a few then scarfed it down like any self respecting fat ass would do. It tasted kinda slimy, but I thought that was normal for Chinese food. It wasn't until I got down to the last bite that I noticed that the chicken was pink. I dug the box out of the trash and looked down and saw the raw meat warning. 😖
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On the plus side it was Chinese food.... So chances are it wasn't really chicken... I've never heard of salmonella positioning from raw cat. U may be fine.
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★SWΛMPDONKΞY★ wrote:
LolThat wasn't chicken.
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This is absolutely hilarious! 😂😂🐓🐓🐓😳. 😰😖😵😇
Welcome to Hillbilly heaven.
The slime didn't phase ya! LOL! -
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
"Hey Y'all watch this!!"So I bought this frozen Chinese food and thought that it was pre cooked. I didn't read the directions. I just popped it in the microwave for a few then scarfed it down like any self respecting fat ass would do. It tasted kinda slimy, but I thought that was normal for Chinese food. It wasn't until I got down to the last bite that I noticed that the chicken was pink. I dug the box out of the trash and looked down and saw the raw meat warning. 😖
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The Red Queen wrote:
😂👍🏆Today's Darwin Award winner🎉
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If you do get solmonella you won't die.
You will feel like shit for about a week though. Drink plenty of water. -
YOU wrote:
Raw chicken isn't that bad, if it was raw pork then it could be serious. Check to see if there is other meals besides chicken.If you do get solmonella you won't die.
You will feel like shit for about a week though. Drink plenty of water. -
Tip: if you get the shits, take a suitable vomit vessel, too.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Um yeah, you better go to the emergency room quick👆So I bought this frozen Chinese food and thought that it was pre cooked. I didn't read the directions. I just popped it in the microwave for a few then scarfed it down like any self respecting fat ass would do. It tasted kinda slimy, but I thought that was normal for Chinese food. It wasn't until I got down to the last bite that I noticed that the chicken was pink. I dug the box out of the trash and looked down and saw the raw meat warning. 😖
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I want an update. How u holding up?
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