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😖I just ate a huge bowl of raw chicken😖

• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 29, 2013

  Turf🐑Warrior wrote:

  I want an update. How u holding up?
  

  I've just had diarrhea and a stomach ache all day. I hope it goes away soon.
• 💰ALC🅰🅿🔴♑E💰™ Jan 29, 2013

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  ✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:

  Hey were there microwave instructions on the container?
  

  Instructions? Ain't nobody got time for that.

  LOL😜👍 good one
• ℋᏋᏐꑄᏋ͏ℕᙖᏋℜᎶ Jan 29, 2013

  The Red Queen wrote:

  🏆Today's Darwin Award winner🎉
  

  Lol.
• Boner Jams '03 Jan 29, 2013

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  Turf🐑Warrior wrote:

  I want an update. How u holding up?
  

  I've just had diarrhea and a stomach ache all day. I hope it goes away soon.

  Stay hydrated, brother. Don't drink too much Gatorade or it will give you the squirts even worse.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 29, 2013

  I wonder if I could sue the chicken company for this? I've heard of people suing over less.
• 〓 J C 〓 Jan 29, 2013

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  I wonder if I could sue the chicken company for this? I've heard of people suing over less.
  

  Nope they put a warning on the box so you won't win.
• 🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Jan 29, 2013

  jcisabeast wrote:

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  I wonder if I could sue the chicken company for this? I've heard of people suing over less.
  

  Nope they put a warning on the box so you won't win.

  Plus that's a pretty chicken shit thing to do.
• 🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 Jan 29, 2013

  That sounds pretty nasty. One time I had raw chicken on minecraft😜. But I guess I can't relate from that experience.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 29, 2013

  Turf🐑Warrior wrote:

  jcisabeast wrote:

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  I wonder if I could sue the chicken company for this? I've heard of people suing over less.
  

  Nope they put a warning on the box so you won't win.

  Plus that's a pretty chicken shit thing to do.

  About like the guy suing subway over his 10 inch footling lol.
• 〓BODGΞЯ〓 Jan 29, 2013

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  Turf🐑Warrior wrote:

  jcisabeast wrote:

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  I wonder if I could sue the chicken company for this? I've heard of people suing over less.
  

  Nope they put a warning on the box so you won't win.

  Plus that's a pretty chicken shit thing to do.

  About like the guy suing subway over his 10 inch footling lol.

  Hehe... Chicken... Shit... Felt like it needed making more obvious TW!
• ℜoḇ⌖Ϯ🐔ℭhicken Jan 30, 2013

  I thought I felt weird
• ☣τħε ĵƲɖĢε☣ Jan 30, 2013

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  So I bought this frozen Chinese food and thought that it was pre cooked. I didn't read the directions. I just popped it in the microwave for a few then scarfed it down like any self respecting fat ass would do. It tasted kinda slimy, but I thought that was normal for Chinese food. It wasn't until I got down to the last bite that I noticed that the chicken was pink. I dug the box out of the trash and looked down and saw the raw meat warning. 😖
  

  Lmfaooooo you so need help billy 😂 you crack me up 😂
• Kᴈᵞᶊᴈᴿ Jan 30, 2013

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  Turf🐑Warrior wrote:

  I want an update. How u holding up?
  

  I've just had diarrhea and a stomach ache all day. I hope it goes away soon.

  Not very likely.
• mango12 Jan 30, 2013

  It's alright you can't get salmonella from cat😜
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 30, 2013

  mango12 wrote:

  It's alright you can't get salmonella from cat😜
  

  I don't think this is authentic Chinese. I bought it at my local carry out.
• 🐻Snuggles🐻 Jan 30, 2013

  Wow hahaha
• ✯McGregor✯ Jan 31, 2013

  Hillbilly, the mean growth time for salmonella or campylobacter is roughly 3 days. It might be less for you since you probably had a larger exposure. If you spike fevers, severe abdominal pain, bloody stools go to the ER and checked out. I hope you have good stomach acid.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 31, 2013

  The only symptoms that I've had is the squirts and some sporadic stomach aches. It seems to be getting better now.
• 🐕Travdog70🐕 Jan 31, 2013

  Lmao don't they call that sushi?
• 😱ᎪᎠᎠ:EᏭ28🚓💨🔥🔥🔥 Jan 31, 2013

  Start writing your will... It'll only get worse
• røger Jan 31, 2013

  Haha hillbilly you crack me up!
• 🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jan 31, 2013

  Welcome to salmanella, we hope you enjoy your stay! We offer such amenities as fever and vomiting at only the low low cost of buckets of sweat! If you're especially lucky you may earn flyer miles for an almost free ride on a sister transportation company! The ER express handles all of your needs, with none of those pesky stop lights to slow you trip!
• 😱ᎪᎠᎠ:EᏭ28🚓💨🔥🔥🔥 Feb 1, 2013

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  Welcome to salmanella, we hope you enjoy your stay! We offer such amenities as fever and vomiting at only the low low cost of buckets of sweat! If you're especially lucky you may earn flyer miles for an almost free ride on a sister transportation company! The ER express handles all of your needs, with none of those pesky stop lights to slow you trip!
  

  Awesome lol
• Joyride  Feb 1, 2013

  This is our future... Im weeping inside for future generations.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Feb 1, 2013

  Joyride 🚗💨 wrote:

  This is our future... Im weeping inside for future generations.
  

  I'm in my mid twenties lmao.
• (GMONEY) Feb 11, 2013

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnJvI9Gflcg
• Funky Buffalo Feb 11, 2013

  ᎠᎥɴɛяø-₲ wrote:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnJvI9Gflcg
  

  😂 That poor kid looks scared to death.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Feb 11, 2013

  Lol, I feel honored.
• ★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Feb 11, 2013

  Ahh the ol' tap-ass, good excuse for excessive bathroom breaks at work though.
• SkyTheLimit Feb 11, 2013

  🔥ℜ⊚ḇ⌖ϯ🐔ᄃhⅈℂƘƎℿ🔥 wrote:

  I thought I felt weird
  

  😂😂😂

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