ANUS
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In direct response to Mr. Razors recent call to arms of his fellow UK brethern, I am forced to form a counter resistance group that will be tasked with hammering on All Non US both domestically and abroad. While initially we will concentrate on pushing into ANUS on the homefront, as we perfect our tenique, we will look to implement plugging ANUS holes abroad where other alliances may have come up just a little short.
Without a doubt, we expect to meet with some resistance at first, starting on ANUS slowly will eleviate some of the shock and tension that otherwise might be associated with rushing into such an undertaking.
On a seperate note I believe Diair is running a similar program in abroad, Capo Liberating ITaly.
With your help and some gentle pressure to get ANUS & CLIT moving in the right direction, we can wipe TWFC off the face of the TW map. Who's with me? -
Count me in!
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Ahem. Well player sir!
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Sabasaul wrote:
😳😁😜😂😂😂In direct response to Mr. Razors recent call to arms of his fellow UK brethern, I am forced to form a counter resistance group that will be tasked with hammering on All Non US both domestically and abroad. While initially we will concentrate on pushing into ANUS on the homefront, as we perfect our tenique, we will look to implement plugging ANUS holes abroad where other alliances may have come up just a little short.
Without a doubt, we expect to meet with some resistance at first, starting on ANUS slowly will eleviate some of the shock and tension that otherwise might be associated with rushing into such an undertaking.
On a seperate note I believe Diair is running a similar program in abroad, Capo Liberating ITaly.
With your help and some gentle pressure to get ANUS & CLIT moving in the right direction, we can wipe TWFC off the face of the TW map. Who's with me? -
dont forget the lube incase you have to slip in and out of some tight spots with little resistance 😜
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When I did a thread recruiting for an alliance with fun acronyms the thread mysteriously vanished lol
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I've been waiting for something like this 😑
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😂😂😂
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Can I join
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This made my day! 😂😂😂😂
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Humm...
Sounds like the classic "Double Invasive Capping Kinesthetic" manuver. -
Saba that would make you...
Captain Anus?
Major Anus?
General Anus? -
Johnny O 💃 wrote:
Perhaps admiral anus...Saba that would make you...
Captain Anus?
Major Anus?
General Anus? -
By far the best sales pitch I have ever seen!! 😜😹👍
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I'd buy that for a dollar 😉
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Everyone else wrote:
Alpha AnusJohnny O 💃 wrote:
Perhaps admiral anus...Saba that would make you...
Captain Anus?
Major Anus?
General Anus? -
ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
Prime Anus.Everyone else wrote:
Alpha AnusJohnny O 💃 wrote:
Perhaps admiral anus...Saba that would make you...
Captain Anus?
Major Anus?
General Anus? -
I hope your penetration is successful! Myself, I prefer an Exit-Only strategy.... just a random tip.
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Private Anus, 1st Class, taking up the rear.
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Nevertheless, best wishes on widening ANUS.
Hugs! 😘
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I used to hate P.E at school. I had a pretty big cock and was embarrassed to take the group shower afterward.
All the other girls just pointed and laughed.
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This alliance stinks. But good luck to all in it (except Saba).
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Johnny O 💃 wrote:
Rare AdmiralSaba that would make you...
Captain Anus?
Major Anus?
General Anus? -
I would also like to take this opportunity to unveil a new alliance - Local Administration Between International Alliances.
We are somewhat like the United Nations. We keep the CLIT covered whilst ANUS gets pummelled by TWFC to stop any collateral damage.
We also ensure that Totally Innocent Turfs are Safe from any spill over caused by these wars, or organise a cleanup in the event spillage occurs.
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Well thanks for the shout out Saba so far our divisions going quite well. Some difficulty at first as expected. But as we hit our stride expect to be expanding and widening horizons.
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Everyone else wrote:
How about.... DAS ANUS?Johnny O 💃 wrote:
Perhaps admiral anus...Saba that would make you...
Captain Anus?
Major Anus?
General Anus? -
🎭ᎦPYℵᎠLƸ🎭 wrote:
NO NO NO NO NOOOO!Everyone else wrote:
How about.... DAS ANUS?Johnny O 💃 wrote:
Perhaps admiral anus...Saba that would make you...
Captain Anus?
Major Anus?
General Anus? -
🇬🇧Pablo🇬🇧 wrote:
That would've put a sexual spin on this thread. Get your mind out of the gutter.Would've been funnier if you had said rear admiral 😉
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Reporting for clit duty ✋
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
I thought you were with ANUS, especially how I keep hearing you are a wee tad whiffy.....😜Reporting for clit duty ✋
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Johnny O 💃 wrote:
I believe he's a Junior Officer-SignalsSaba that would make you...
Captain Anus?
Major Anus?
General Anus?Lets call it JOS ANUS to keep it simple.
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