ANUS
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🇬🇧Pablo🇬🇧 wrote:
Haha! Not my style buddies I'll leave the mud to you. All areas need attention though so no shame on that 👍🙈🙉🙊Hyena wrote:
Lol Grimm looks like your starting at the bottom!! An yes Saba the mind is still in the gutter! 😉༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
I thought you were with ANUS, especially how I keep hearing you are a wee tad whiffy.....😜Reporting for clit duty ✋
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Do people who are accepted receive any decoration, brown wings perhaps?
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Bawhahahaha saba ur one crazy dude
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I'll be sure to bring in the Battle Logistics Operations With a Justified Outlook Brief Summary routinely for everyone involved.
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When does the ANUS invasion begin 😳
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Big Jake wrote:
Colonel AngusJohnny O 💃 wrote:
I believe he's a Junior Officer-SignalsSaba that would make you...
Captain Anus?
Major Anus?
General Anus?Lets call it JOS ANUS to keep it simple.
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[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Petty officer anus...ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
Prime Anus.Everyone else wrote:
Alpha AnusJohnny O 💃 wrote:
Perhaps admiral anus...Saba that would make you...
Captain Anus?
Major Anus?
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⚔Ыїпҡїп👀Ъяоши⚔ wrote:
Aren't they called seamen? 😳[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Petty officer anus...ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
Prime Anus.Everyone else wrote:
Alpha AnusJohnny O 💃 wrote:
Perhaps admiral anus...Saba that would make you...
Captain Anus?
Major Anus?
General Anus? -
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Yes, eventualy we will be shooting for seamen in ANUS but for now we just need to get the balls rolling.⚔Ыїпҡїп👀Ъяоши⚔ wrote:
Aren't they called seamen? 😳[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Petty officer anus...ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
Prime Anus.Everyone else wrote:
Alpha AnusJohnny O 💃 wrote:
Perhaps admiral anus...Saba that would make you...
Captain Anus?
Major Anus?
General Anus? -
My girlfriend laughed at this till she spit coke out!
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Ive had some reports of 3 army guys that were willing to join up:
Private p.arts
Major p.ain
And last but not least:
General f.ailureAlthough they asked where they can sign up, i think its better to decline their application 😜
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saelo wrote:
Random tip...? Well ok, but only the tip....I hope your penetration is successful! Myself, I prefer an Exit-Only strategy.... just a random tip.
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OttoNorse wrote:
Your name isn't Random!😄saelo wrote:
Random tip...? Well ok, but only the tip....I hope your penetration is successful! Myself, I prefer an Exit-Only strategy.... just a random tip.
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saelo wrote:
I think he was accepting Random's tip....OttoNorse wrote:
Your name isn't Random!😄saelo wrote:
Random tip...? Well ok, but only the tip....I hope your penetration is successful! Myself, I prefer an Exit-Only strategy.... just a random tip.
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Less than 36 hrs into our campaigns and both internal & external tension seems to be building. Due to conflicting signals between A.N.U.S. & C.L.IT, there has been much confusion as to which front to focus on first in order to achieve maximum penetration to both areas in the end. After a significant tongue lashing of C.L.IT and a pounding of A.N.U.S by impartial parties, it has been agreed that while efforts will continue to prime A.N.U.S. areas for full insertion this will be on a much lower scale for now. Full force efforts will take a back seat so we can focus & maxamize our combined skills on C.L.IT objectives. Upon further review, we feel that with a combination of the proper amount of pressure along with random frontal wave attacks, we will ultimately achieve our goals. We are working on building out forces across the board with special focus on the marine division. It is our hope to have deployment insertion of seamen in both regions in under a weeks time.
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Now that's a plan, Sab. It may be hard, but I think this is a better way to proceed. Where can I sign up?
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Saba, you forgot one of the best strategies when your facing 2 fronts. "The Shocker"! 2 in the p...... Well i don't want to give away strategy. Then it wont be such a surprise.👉
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Ive been asked by some members of l.u.b.e. If they can join in, ill put them on hold, as i told them i have to ask you guys if this is going to be a hard or a soft kind of insertion...
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There are rumors that a Ground-based Early Reaction Battle Infantry Logistics unit is ready for deployment within ANUS. In case these reports turn out to be true, ANUS should be preparing the Tactical Unit for Battle Engagement and will need to make contact with LUBE.
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Sabasaul wrote:
Ummmm 😳 he said anus👆ooIn direct response to Mr. Razors recent call to arms of his fellow UK brethern, I am forced to form a counter resistance group that will be tasked with hammering on All Non US both domestically and abroad. While initially we will concentrate on pushing into ANUS on the homefront, as we perfect our tenique, we will look to implement plugging ANUS holes abroad where other alliances may have come up just a little short.
Without a doubt, we expect to meet with some resistance at first, starting on ANUS slowly will eleviate some of the shock and tension that otherwise might be associated with rushing into such an undertaking.
On a seperate note I believe Diair is running a similar program in abroad, Capo Liberating ITaly.
With your help and some gentle pressure to get ANUS & CLIT moving in the right direction, we can wipe TWFC off the face of the TW map. Who's with me? -
Tweek wrote:
Yes, never forget the B.L.O.W.J.O.B.S.I'll be sure to bring in the Battle Logistics Operations With a Justified Outlook Brief Summary routinely for everyone involved.
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There has been an explosion of action & tremendous expansion has been reached in both areas as of late. While
certainly this is favorable in many regards unfortunately is has also caused
us to garner the attention of several outside organizations. Specifically
the International Organization Targeting Ineligible Military Youth. It has come to our attention through information provided to us by IOTIMY that we have many underage participants in both groups. It is our goal to protect our youth in every way possible. It is for this reason that we have decided to work hand & hand with IOTIMY to come up with a solution. We will carefully & throughly scrub our members and immediately expel anyone found to be underage. Furthermore, both A.N.U.S & C.L.IT have decided that in order to epis IOTIMY, we will sever the ground formerly seperating the two entities.
Going forward both groups will be forever merged, uniting us as one common
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Operation preparation H
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
This just in Major asshole has joined the fightIve had some reports of 3 army guys that were willing to join up:
Private p.arts
Major p.ain
And last but not least:
General f.ailureAlthough they asked where they can sign up, i think its better to decline their application 😜
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Godspeed.🎯
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★TЯΛVDOG★ wrote:
I think your mistaking trav, major a.shole didnt make it as he was suffering from major c.ramp's hard and dry insertion of the latest prototype weapon with the code name d.i.l.d.o.🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
This just in Major asshole has joined the fightIve had some reports of 3 army guys that were willing to join up:
Private p.arts
Major p.ain
And last but not least:
General f.ailureAlthough they asked where they can sign up, i think its better to decline their application 😜
Guess he pissed of the guys from l.u.b.e
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