Wanna be my girlfrien?

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• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 14, 2013

  I didn't put the D. You'll get that later. Tell me some other pick up lines. I need some fresh ones for the club.
• ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ Jan 14, 2013

  Are you a plugin? Because I'd stick it in you
• 🔥Ʈɧḛ⌖Ƥuɳḭʂђeŗ🔥 Jan 14, 2013

  I hope you have a big trunk cuz I'm putting my bike in it... Got to love 40 yro virgin
• ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ Jan 14, 2013

  You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
• iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Jan 14, 2013

  Do you work for UPS? Because I see you checking my package!
• ȞΥ͢P͡ΞЯC☢MP͡LΞΧ Jan 14, 2013

  Are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection.
• ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ Jan 14, 2013

  You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
• ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ Jan 14, 2013

  Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
• ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ Jan 14, 2013

  If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
• ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ Jan 14, 2013

  I'm gonna do you like my homework.
  Slam you on the kitchen table and work at it all night long
• ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ Jan 14, 2013

  There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
• 💀ᎠعAᎿH عAᎿعᎡ💀 Jan 14, 2013

  Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
  [No]
  What you dont like pizza?
• ℤ⇪ℝℂ Jan 14, 2013

  Lets play army... I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
• for “✧ᙢᗩᖇᙅᗝ✧ Jan 14, 2013

  ȞΥ͢P͡ΞЯC☢MP͡LΞΧ wrote:

  Are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection.
  

  LMFAO😆
• ‡Ⴝ₮ʘ₦Ξ☠ྈȻʘŁÐ‡ Jan 14, 2013

  ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:

  There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
  

  I see you practice... 😜
• DIЯTY B Jan 14, 2013

  You got small tits for a fat chick.
• ༺Mʏsтєཽʀɪøɴ༻ Jan 14, 2013

  Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes.
• ༺Mʏsтєཽʀɪøɴ༻ Jan 14, 2013

  Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 14, 2013

  Bitch, what's that smell like?!
• ⌖🔥RΛINDᎧG🔥⌖ Jan 14, 2013

  Pardon me but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
• Silent Arcani Jan 14, 2013

  *cheesy alert*
  Do you have some tape?
  [No. Why?]
  *points to muscles*
  These things are ripped.
• Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Jan 14, 2013

  It ain't gonna suck itself.
• Novas Jan 14, 2013

  Iɴͣaͩcͩтıͬvͥeͩ wrote:

  Lets play army... I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
  

  Lmao😂😂
• sebastian5367 Jan 14, 2013

  Are you from subway cause your giving me a foot long
• Willy da kid Jan 14, 2013

  sebastian5367 wrote:

  Are you from subway cause your giving me a foot long
  

  With extra mayo
• Excelsior Mob™ Jan 14, 2013

  Did you know the body is 85% water?! Your lucky I'm thirsty
• †‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† Jan 14, 2013

  Are you from Tennesee because have sex with me.
• †‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† Jan 14, 2013

  I've got a knife and a penis, and one of them is going inside you.
• ☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jan 14, 2013

  I like using the "you got purdy lips line" bitches go crazy over that.
• Mr. Brownstone Jan 14, 2013

  was your mother a toilet cause you're the shit
• †‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† Jan 14, 2013

  Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me.
  Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

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