Wanna be my girlfrien?
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Do you believe in love at first sight [no] should I walk by again then?
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Wanna play carpenter, first we get hammered then I nail u
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I'd only kick you outta bed so I could fuck you on the floor
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Mr. Brownstone wrote:
lmaowas your mother a toilet cause you're the shit
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kistekop wrote:
😂Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Can I lick your belly button....
From inside. -
ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
I'm stealing this one 😂😂😂😂You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
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dc one wrote:
😱👆👆👆👆🌟Can I lick your belly button....
From inside.
WE HVAV A WINNR -
How about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart!
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Pure class buddy, I may steal this from you😉How about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart!
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
😍😍😍How about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart!
💘🏆💘
Aaaaaand VW rwndss 3rd an stiks it strrate to home!! -
Hey is your dad a baker cause you gotta nice setts bunz
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Or get in the van
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I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet
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Have you read 50 shades of Gray?
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Your eyes remind me of Crescent wrenches. They have been keeping my nuts tight since I saw them.
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I lost my phone number, so could I have yours?
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the carRoses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bad at rhyming
Wanna fuck?Roses are red
Violets are blue
That skirt is short
I wanna fuck you -
just wink
shell know the deal -
The police are looking for my penis. Are you up for harboring a fugitive?
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